My Rolls Royce.
My beautiful Rolls.
They stole my car last night you know, yes last night in the dark.
This is indeed a serious theft not kids out for a lark.
My car is the best of any, so desired by very many, a big car yes with style aplenty but oh, it left my wallet empty.
The body style is long and sleek, dark green the colour so sharp so neat. Inside the doors it's all cream leather the seats all piped with dark green leather.
The dashboard made of gleaming wood, the door caps are the same, I sit here in my tearful state will we meet again.
A policeman said that his thoughts were I'd lost my car for ever, will I see my car again it seems the word is never.
You see my car is special and wanted by so many. Yes Mr Rolls told Mr Royce they'll cost a pretty penny.
My father was a chauffer for many years and related many stories to the rest of the family. Yes the owner of the Rolls Royce above did get it back. It was found 60 miles away and was undamaged.
Another story told was of a Rolls he was driving breaking down. The owner of the car who was sat in the rear seat contacted the Rolls Royce agent from whom he had bought the car. Before long a man arrived to see what could be done. The owner remonstrated with the man regarding the breakdown. The man replied '' It has not broken down Sir it has simply failed to proceed '' The owner berated the man for his remark. Not to be outdone the man said ''Well you have bought one of the cheaper models Sir '' Further badinage cannot be recorded here suffice to say the car was restarted and the journey completed.
Rolls Royce Motor Cars.
© 2015 Graham Lee