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Make Money On Hubpages Today

Updated on September 6, 2014

How to make money writing on Hubpages

I am new to Hubpages and I want to know how to make money here?

By far the most asked question in the Hubpages forum and in the Hubpages answers section is "How do I make money here,"?.

Well you have come to the right place.

As someone who has been writing here for over eight years now and someone who has made a big bag of dollars from writing here I am going to tell you the secret of making money on Hubpages.

Below you will find Jimmythejock's 10 Step Guide To Making money Writing On Hubpages.

Follow these steps and you too could be a Hubpages millionaire like me.

Yes that is right I am a Hubpages Millionaire and you could be too, don't send me a check or your bank details because I am not a scam artist and I don't want your money, I don't need your money because I earn enough from my Hubs to run a small country.

Are you ready to make your fortune writing on Hubpages? then let us begin!

Millionaire Jimmythejock

From Rags to riches thanks to Hubpages
From Rags to riches thanks to Hubpages | Source

Make Money On Hubpages Today!

Hubpages is a fantastic source of income and once you know the true secret of writing here you will never look back and you will be richer than you could ever imagine!

Follow my 10 step guide and half an hour after you publish your first Hub you will have made your first $50.00.

It is a lot easier than you think and there is very little work involved but if you do choose work at it every day your earning potential is limitless and your bank manager will soon be your best friend, you will be making so much money that you could even buy the bank after a few weeks.

Before we get started please spare a moment to answer the poll below after all it is the least you can do for what I am going to tell you afterwards.

Earn On Hubpages

How much money do you want to make on Hubpages every day

See results

Earnings Poll Review

The simple fact is that if you answered any of the answers in the poll then this Hub is not for you.

$500.00 a day is small change compared to what you really should earning here, set your sights higher and you too could be earning thousands and thousands of dollars just like me.

Anonymous in Florida

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This lady from Florida didn't want her picture taken so she put on a mask. | Source


There are a few friends that I have helped along the way with my 10 step guide that do not want me to reveal my secret to the entire Hubpages community because they feel that If I tell everyone that it will spoil it for the rest of us.

Paul Edmondson the owner of Hubpages loves me because I make him so much money and even he said "Please don't tell everyone the secret Jimmy, it could spell the end of a good thing we have!"

Anon Michigan, "Jimmy your guide really works, I own half of the state now!"

Anon Florida, "Jimmy Wow! I have only followed your guide for a week and already I have more money than I ever had in my life before!"

Anon Scotland, "See You Jimmy! I just bought my favorite soccer team thanks to your Guide!"

Anon India, "My Auntie is now my wife, Thanks Jimmy!"

There are only a few others but that is because I only shared the secret with 9 other Hubbers before now.

So What Would You Do With Your Millions of Dollars?

What are you going to do when you are richer than you can ever imagine?

Will you buy a yacht, a couple of Ferrari's a mansion or a castle?

The world is your oyster and you too could have it all just from writing a few articles online, and the best part is that you can be lazy once you have done the initial work because those Hubs will just keep making those big dollars week after week, month after month, year after year.

Drum Roll

The next capsule contains my 10 step guide, if you have a heart condition you are advised to leave here because the next capsule will shock you when you learn just how easy it is to be rolling in money.

My Millionaire Mansion

My youngest son demonstrates the mansion we bought from my Hubpages earnings.
My youngest son demonstrates the mansion we bought from my Hubpages earnings. | Source

Jimmythejock's 10 Step Guide To Making Money Writing On Hubpages.

These steps are so simple you will be wondering why you never thought of them before.

Are You Ready To Be Rich?

Then let us begin

Ten Steps To Utter Domination On Hubpages!

  1. Join Hubpages (Simple Isn't it!)
  2. Go into the forums and ask stupid questions. (example) How do I make money here?
  3. Once your question has been answered, be nasty to the person or people who offer advice.
  4. Go to the answers section and ask the same stupid questions, again be nasty when someone responds.
  5. Go back to the forums and write anything even if it doesn't make any sense, make it as long a post as possible remembering to add links to shoes, watches, and anything else that you fancy selling remember your affiliate links.
  6. Once you find that you are banned from the forums, rejoin Hubpages under a different user name and copy 20 articles off of the Internet and that is your first 20 Hubs.
  7. Now make 5 hubs of your own work, all you need is a couple of lines and remember to include the word iPhone at least three times and around 50 pictures of your favorite Indian Auntie.
  8. Wait, it can take up to 24 hours for your Hub to be approved.
  9. Hub Not Approved, time to go into the forums again and kick up a stink about the refusal to publish your Hub. again be very nasty to anyone that responds.
  10. Once your user name has been banned again, start all over again after all one of these days you may be lucky and slip through the net.

If you keep failing this way there is another option, try writing a Hub that has really bad spelling and grammar and makes not one Iota of sense to anyone who reads it.

The table below shows just how well this ten step guide really works.

Hubpages Earning Potential For One Month!

Number of Hubs
Day 1
Month 1
This Chart shows just how easy it is to become a Hubpages millionaire with only 25 Hubs.

My Favorite Auntie Picture

Had to include a picture of my favorite auntie jimmythejockess!
Had to include a picture of my favorite auntie jimmythejockess! | Source

So There you Have It!

Now the secret is out, yes I am that guy and that woman who keeps doing all of the things above with all of those different usernames and I am making the world a better place with all of the money I am earning by doing them every day.

The good thing is that there are other writing sites out there where I do the same thing day in and day out.

Why not give it a go for yourself and you too could be on the Forbes rich list before the year is out

Bill Gates actually comes to me for financial advice.

Millionaire Quiz

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This entire article is bogus and should not be taken as real in any way what so ever, If you really want to make money on Hubpages it takes hard work and commitment.

Different things work for different people and you just have to try and find what works for you.

I am a Hubpages Millionaire though but not in money, I have had well over seven million hits on my Hubs and have made a good few dollars writing here over the years.

Happy Hubbing and Success to all of the real Hubbers out there.


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      William Cobb 

      18 months ago from Columbia, SC

      When I first started reading this, I was like, "BS... This is crap." Then, as I read further, I actually started laughing. Well written and attention grabbing and keeping. Great work!!!

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      Chitrangada Sharan 

      18 months ago from New Delhi, India

      Interesting and funny hub indeed!

      Like all others I was also curious to know the secret of becoming a millionaire through Hubpages.

      Thanks for making me smile! Let me be honest-- Your hub kept the attention from beginning till end.

      Thank You for sharing!

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      3 years ago

      Interesting hub

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      Cheryl Cuddeback 

      4 years ago from Forest Hills Queens

      Ya got me! At first I fell for your advice. Now I'm glad you were messin' with our heads.

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      4 years ago

      Loved your hub - now I know how not to do things. :-)

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      Işın Tuzcular 

      4 years ago from Istanbul

      Funny, loved your pictures :)

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      4 years ago from India

      LOL, this is indeed a great hub..

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      4 years ago from USA

      Here is one for you Jimmy! I see a lot of this in the middle of the night, maybe there is something to it!

      If you haven't one thought of your own, can't write even one complete sentence, just go online and steal another person's work and don't forget the article spinners. Now any writer knows that it takes about 5 seconds to recognize stolen content, lousy content and spun content. Before you get caught and get banned, make a bet with lots of your buddies as to how long it will take for you to get caught because that is how cheaters really make their money! Gambling!!!

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      Brian OldWolf 

      4 years ago from Troon

      As a fellow Scot I am disappointed that you are making so little money on HubPages. I myself make four times that every day. In fact I have made so much money I bought West Lothian the only problem is I don't know what to do with it. Any ideas? The secret to earning around a million pounds a day on HubPages is key words.. the best being Alex Salmond or cute puppy. There I have shared to much with you already.

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      John Hansen 

      4 years ago from Queensland Australia

      The funniest hub I have ever read, well done Jimmy. Thanks for sharing your tips to success. Voted up.

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      Lawrence Hebb 

      4 years ago from Hamilton, New Zealand

      Loved it! Might even try some of it just for fun!

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      Susan Deppner 

      4 years ago from Arkansas USA

      Jimmy, you've nailed it! I agree with AOkay12 that a few people (probably quite a few) still won't get the joke after reading this. Sad but true that so many people can be so gullible. One thing I really like about HubPages is how transparent they are about the work it takes to make a go at it here. Too bad that people waste time they could be putting toward success into seeking out instant gratification. You made me laugh this morning. Thank you!

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      4 years ago from Florida

      This is a funny Hub. It sort of reminds me of those infomercials that play in the wee hours of the morning. I am sure that there are a few people who don't get the joke after reading this. They will continue to expect a large payday here on Hubpages. This is certainly not the place for a "get rich quick" plan.

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      Susan Hazelton 

      4 years ago from Sunny Florida

      I just love a good sense of humor. I was chuckling all the way through.

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      4 years ago from pakistan


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      4 years ago from malang-indonesia

      I should come back here. Thanks for writing and I got new spirit after reading this hub. Success for you!

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      Margaret Schindel 

      4 years ago from Massachusetts

      Jimmy, as someone new to HubPages I've been struck by the almost bi-polar nature of the forum threads, with comments making wild swings between being thoughtful/knowledgeable/helpful and being stupid/aggressive/nasty. What's really funny is watching some of the people who can and do flip back and forth between their Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde personas multiple times in the same thread. So I laughed myself silly when I got to your 10-Step Guide. If you ever decide to be a drunk, sit-down comic, please let me know where and when you'll be performing.

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      Nell Rose 

      4 years ago from England

      LOL! oh if only! this really made me laugh, just what I needed! Thanks Jimmy!

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      Jyoti Kothari 

      4 years ago from Jaipur

      Hi Jimmy,

      You have a good sense of humor and have abilities to keep the readers with in you hub! Though funny it is readable. Actually these suggestions can be taken as reverse role model.

      Scoring 7 million is awesome, I am just near a million.

      Thanks, rated up and funny.

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      Donna Cook 

      4 years ago

      I'll never read another one of your hubs again! That is, while I'm drinking my morning coffee. I almost did a combined spit take and nose blow wile reading. Thanks for the guffaws.

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      Jimmy the jock 

      4 years ago from Scotland

      Hi MG Singh glad that you noticed that this article is a dud, it is meant to be it is not my problem that you have not earned any money from writing on Hubpages you really must be doing something wrong if you have 200 featured Hubs.A lot of Hubbers are making good money with a lot less Hubs under their belts. Although my earnings have dropped recently I still recieve a payout from Hubpages every month.

      to call Hubpages a sham just because you haven't figured out how to maximise your earnings here is childish.

      Again with over 200 featured Hubs and zero earnings you should maybe think of a change of tactics and try to find something to write about that people will actually come and read.

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      4 years ago from Florida

      You made me smile and it is too early to laugh---I will do that later when I think of this hub.

      Have a fun day.

      Bobbi Purvis

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      4 years ago

      Congrats on the 2014 Lifetime Award! And your this Hub provides some fun, with all our hard work of Hubbing.

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      MG Singh 

      4 years ago from Singapore

      What a dud article. I am glad I don't write any longer on hub pages as for last 2 months my earnings are ZERO with about 2000 views . Considering I have over 200 featured hubsand many editors choice the whole site is a sham

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      4 years ago from Other Side of the Sun

      Lol Jimmy if only I had known it was this easy four years ago - I could be lolling on my yacht in the Med by now! It's amazing how so many people still think there is such a thing as earning a lot of money by copying, ripping people off and being rude. If they put the same amount of effort into some actual work at HP, they might see some results.

      I was actually impressed from your poll what some people do earn here. I tick along, but realise I write about things which interest me, not necessarily other people. But it shows money can be made with a bit of savvy and hard graft

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      4 years ago

      Thank you for the tips, Jimmy. I am going to try them all. *wink* You forgot to add "Go to 100 hubs and copy and paste the same comment ie Thank you for the tips or Thank you for sharing. That should get you a lot of comments in return and raise your hub profile and your hub $$$$."

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      Suzanne Day 

      4 years ago from Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

      Bloody funny hub and I just couldn't stop reading, waiting for the Big Secret! You really should write squeeze pages for a living, maybe funny ones, as there aren't enough funny squeeze pages on the internet! Voted funny of course, and up and placed on What The Hub? on Google+

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      Jayme Kinsey 

      4 years ago from Oklahoma

      Haha! I was just hopping hubs yesterday thinking how amazing it is that people put so much work into deliberately failing at Hubpages. It seems to me like it is a lot easier to just write some real hubs than keep signing up for accounts over and over again. Sheesh! I wonder what these people look they live in nice houses bought with all those fake watch ads? Or are they undie-wearing slugs in damp basements working on a million computers while eating three week old take-out?

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      Katina Davenport 

      4 years ago from Michigan

      I was confused at first. Then I laughed at the end. Funny!

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      Audrey Selig 

      4 years ago from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

      Hi Jimmy. Funniest hub from our new standup comedian. I know you make good money from this site, so someday you might tell your real secrets. You have a great sense of humor , and we need more funny hubs from you. You can tell us what you have done with your millions, so we might know when we catch up to you. Blessings. Audrey

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      Jaye Denman 

      4 years ago from Deep South, USA

      Very funny, Jimmy, but your 'millions' in views are not to be discounted. I hope you are being compensated well for all those views. I have many fewer hubs than you (and, consequently, fewer views), but earn decent passive monthly HP income from my few best-performing hubs. (After analysis of these hubs, I now need to replicate their success, don't I?)

      Voted Up and Funny


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      4 years ago from Windsor, Connecticut

      It took a while for me to realize this was a bogus article, and I am so relieved! Since I know now, I think this is funny.

      I have been here for 1 1/2 years, and I enjoy writing articles, but it is rare to make enough money to get rich!

      Thanks for sharing this with us, and have a great day!

      ~ Kathryn

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      4 years ago from United Kingdom

      Excellent advice Jimmy, this is truly the way to bag loads of cash.

      This simple 10 step program can be followed by any idiot and probably will be.

      I particularly enjoyed the disclaimer. Essential reading for newbies.

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      Katharine L Sparrow 

      4 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Very funny. You ALMOST hooked me, but not quite! A million dollars, well... that's quite a chunk of change, isn't it. Funny take on what NOT to do though. Well done.

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      JR Krishna 

      4 years ago from India

      Hi Very intresting article. i hardly spent time on hubpages now. Income is very minimal

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      Dennis Hoyman 

      4 years ago from Southwestern, Pennsylvania

      Hi Jimmy Well I have not been on Hubpages as you have but I know its not as easy to make money on Hubpages as you tell in the hub. But still a great article to read. Keep up the great work and keep on writing great articles. Gardener Den.

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      Michelle Scoggins 

      4 years ago from Fresno, CA

      HI Jimmie, really enjoyed a good chuckle :) I thought it was quite interesting that you felt compelled to write a disclaimer at the bottom just in case someone took you seriously. That was even more tickling. Have a great day!!

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      Suzette Walker 

      4 years ago from Taos, NM

      This is absolutely hilarious! You really hit the nail on the head when you write about making money on HP. So witty and clever!

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      4 years ago from Japan

      Excellent mate, I almost thought you were serious there. But it's true, hard work and dedication here to make your bucks (or pounds).

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      4 years ago

      So u not a millionaire then.?

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      Mary Wickison 

      4 years ago from Brazil

      Thanks for the morning giggle.

      I find it amazing that this is what some people choose to do and wonder why it doesn't work out for them.

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      Audrey Hunt 

      4 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      Great humor like this is a strong indicator of intelligence. You're just not rich, you're smart too.

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      Russell Pittock 

      4 years ago from Nakon Sawan Province, Thailand.

      I had a good chuckle reading this one. But remember the old saying. "Many a true word said in jest."

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      4 years ago from Reno

      ummm? k yes , yes evil genius and to funny? so um ..ok ty

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      Mala Papachan 

      4 years ago from Matlock Bath, England

      Hhmmm, I am not sure about the advice as it's not my personality to do such things. However, I found it interesting that you have been successful using those techniques, and I wish you al the very best.

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      Sandra handal 

      4 years ago from Bethlehem, West Bank

      I was really wondering how it worked for you. It seems you are so funny.

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      Cheryl Fay Mikesell 

      4 years ago from Mondovi, WI

      Love your hub article! You just to say it like it is. Good going!

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      David Stone 

      4 years ago from New York City

      Thanks for the fun. It's a pleasure to get the edge off. Appreciated.

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      Paula Atwell 

      4 years ago from Cleveland, OH

      Loved the aunty picture! :)

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      Audrey Howitt 

      4 years ago from California

      Oh you crack me up!

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      Comfort Babatola 

      4 years ago from Bonaire, GA, USA

      You got me going to a point. Very funny Jimmy. Love your Millionaire Mansion. It's earth friendly.

      Thanks for the laugh... Voted up and funny.

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      Linda Crist 

      4 years ago from Central Virginia

      Jimmy, it would be fun but I can't afford to get thrown out of HP. I can't live without the income. lol

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      4 years ago from USA

      jimmythejock: I got so frustrated with not earning here, a few years ago, I took maybe 30-40 hubs elsewhere. Then I started writing again. Maybe I should have deleted all of my hubs, never write another one, and spend my time in the forums and Q&A asking ridiculous questions, and of course writing quips and adding links to my blogs while I am at it. I hear spamming is a very successful move. But I am lazy and don't want to open up 10 different accounts.

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      Jimmy the jock 

      4 years ago from Scotland

      Sorry Drumweaver and esmonaco, I missed your comments earlier. you can both join in the $100.00 pool party.

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      Jimmy the jock 

      4 years ago from Scotland

      Thanks Barbara, only $500, you are aiming too low lol.

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      4 years ago

      Aw, heck... I was already spending those five hundred smackeroos a day. Great fun, thanks.

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      Jimmy the jock 

      4 years ago from Scotland

      Thanks sparkleyfinger, those could be real diamonds making your fingers sparkle if you follow my ten steps.

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      Lynsey Harte 

      4 years ago from Glasgow

      Great hub! Hilarious!!!!! Voted up and funny!

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      Jimmy the jock 

      4 years ago from Scotland

      Lol Linda, you can always start now in the forums, why don't you ask some silly questions about how to make money and abuse everyone who answers it could be fun.

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      4 years ago from USA

      Now I know why I have never made my millions at HP yet! I have been doing it all wrong.

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      Jimmy the jock 

      4 years ago from Scotland

      Hi Teaches, I think if I was making that much money Hubpages would have me on their christmas card list lol.

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      Dianna Mendez 

      4 years ago

      You had me going there before the disclaimer. It seems like a lot of work going the bogus method. You are too funny, my friend.

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      Linda Crist 

      4 years ago from Central Virginia

      Yep. now I just have to work my jackass skills. lol

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      Jimmy the jock 

      4 years ago from Scotland

      Thanks Irc7815, glad to be of service lol, I hope that you have now found the way to a Hubpages Fortune!

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      Linda Crist 

      4 years ago from Central Virginia

      Jimmy, you are certifiable. lol What a hoot. I fell for it hook, line, and sinker. Why? Because nothing else I've tried made me any money here. Good job sir! You've stirred us up today.

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      Eugene Samuel Monaco 

      4 years ago from Lakewood New York

      I always wondered how this money thing works! Thanks :)

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      4 years ago from our blessed earth mother - canada...

      great hub - you had me for a moment ..... lol!

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      4 years ago from Kansas

      Oh, ok, good call. I'm in.

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      Susan Zutautas 

      4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      That's funny!

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      Jimmy the jock 

      4 years ago from Scotland

      Lol, Pawpawwrites, $20.00 bills will be used afterwards to dry us and then to light the fireworks.

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      4 years ago from Kansas

      jimmythejock, Let's make it $20.00 bills, and get a bigger pool.

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      Jimmy the jock 

      4 years ago from Scotland

      Hi Susan good to see you! I would be a stand up comedian but I would have to be so drunk to do it that I couldn't actually stand up.

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      Jimmy the jock 

      4 years ago from Scotland

      Hi Merrci, Thank you, Glad you like my house, you should also see the swimming pool in the basement or is that a puddle lol.

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      Susan Zutautas 

      4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      I think I've asked you before but have you considered stand up comedy on the side. Write during the day and do comedy at night. You could become a billionaire :)

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      Merry Citarella 

      4 years ago from Oregon's Southern Coast

      Now that I've read this I am truly ready to start. I only have one question--How do you make money on Hubpages? Very fun and funny read JimmytheJock! BTW, I'd like a house just like yours. The forums can be rather amusing. It also surprises me how upset some can get over some things!

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      Jimmy the jock 

      4 years ago from Scotland

      Thanks Pawpawwrites, hope you can join us when we party in that swimming pool filled with $100 bills.

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      4 years ago from Kansas

      Nice. :)

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      Jimmy the jock 

      4 years ago from Scotland

      Thanks Nancy, I feel bad but only because exposing my secret is going to bring me back down to just under 100K a month.

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      Nancy Carol Brown Hardin 

      4 years ago from Las Vegas, NV

      jimmythejock, you described a few people I know, and now that I know they've made millions, I no longer feel sorry for them! Geez, you've taken away their support system with this. hahaha!

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      Jimmy the jock 

      4 years ago from Scotland

      Thanks Brite-Ideas, I hope the secret works for you too lol, we could all have a money party!

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      Barbara Tremblay Cipak 

      4 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      you just summed up the entire internet with this article, lmao!

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      Jimmy the jock 

      4 years ago from Scotland

      Thanks Mommy, I do too so much spam and not a can to put it in.

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      4 years ago from United States

      This is hilarious, Jimmy! I sometimes avoid the question section on HP altogether since I can't stand to see the 3 trillion questions about how to make money...Real, honest work is too hard for some people, I guess...

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      Jimmy the jock 

      4 years ago from Scotland

      Glad that you enjoyed handymanbill, hope that it can help you too.

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      4 years ago from western pennsylvania

      Good 10 tips lol Made my morning.

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      Jimmy the jock 

      4 years ago from Scotland

      Thanks Deal and Brave, I hope you both make millions too!

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      Jimmy the jock 

      4 years ago from Scotland

      Thanks Brie, Hope your million dollar check arrives at the same time as mine next month!

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      4 years ago from Central Florida

      If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. You had me going there for a minute, Jimmy. Once I got to your ten tips, I knew you were pulling a fast one on us. I'm still smiling. Thanx!

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      Sam Deal 

      4 years ago from Earth

      You evil genius!

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      Brie Hoffman 

      4 years ago from Manhattan

      Funny stuff.

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      Jimmy the jock 

      4 years ago from Scotland

      Thanks YoJDawg, A blast from the past, so good to see you here again.....jimmy

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      4 years ago from Arroyo Grande

      Well done jimmy. I wish I kept as active as you and made millions also. I think we started about the same time and its sad to see how much of the earth you have taken over with your earnings and I am still cleaning Paul's shoes. Drax would be proud

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      Jimmy the jock 

      4 years ago from Scotland

      Thanks colorfulone, Glad that you enjoyed.....jimmy

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      Susie Lehto 

      4 years ago from Minnesota

      This is a funny situation sitcom found on HubPages?

      Well, we may never need to turn on the boob-tube again.

      Thanks for the laughs.

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      Jimmy the jock 

      4 years ago from Scotland

      Thanks Hooks and Needles, I hope that you liked my Auntie picture lol, her face is my fortune.

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      Hooks and Needles 

      4 years ago

      I hope nobody takes it seriously and doesn't read the bottom disclaimer. It does sound like some of the ads you run into. You put a big smile on my face this morning.

    • jimmythejock profile imageAUTHOR

      Jimmy the jock 

      4 years ago from Scotland

      Thanks annart, this was a response to a the very same question in a facebook group lol,the guy even wanted to private chat with me.....jimmy

    • annart profile image

      Ann Carr 

      4 years ago from SW England

      I love it! Bravo to you.

      There are so many bad hubs and unnecessary rudeness but fortunately I have some lovely followers and have made good friends here. Shame some people abuse it.

      You've hit the spot by using humour and that's the way to do it.

      Sadly, there will be some who take this at face value until they reach the last bit!

      Thanks for the smile this afternoon. Great hub!



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