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Pirate For A Day

Updated on September 21, 2009
Pirate For A Day
Pirate For A Day

After a relentless argument over religion in the middle of the week on the forums and assisting newbies here and there with questions I ran across a fun little thread that uninvited writer had started entitled Get A Pirate Name so I anxiously clicked on the link, read the information trying to figure out if I would make a great pirate honestly Cabin Girl is a great pirate so why couldn't I become one? Answering the questions honestly as possible and knowing I wasn't one to gauge anyone's eyes out I waited with anticipation once I typed in my name and low and behold a mystical name appeared. Blood-Letter, I was shocked! "That certainly was not a piratess name", talking to myself out loud. " How in the world did that computer generate such a name?" , I laughed gleefully. Continuing to read what the meaning was , here came the meaning of truth one that amazed me and gave a new meaning to my real name.

Siver me timbers, you're known as "The Piratess Who Couldn't Pour Piss Out Of A Boot With The Instructions Written On The Heel." In other words, you're completely incompetent and would have been better off as a gardener, or interior decorator.

Incompetent now isn't that something? I have not been called incompetent since the time when the pool pump broke it was a 110 degrees and my husband was fuming because I believed I knew what was wrong. Needless to say we had a very heated argument which ended in us spending over two hundred dollars to fix the thing just because my strong will and controlling attitiude that pops out on occasion over- stepped my tongue. I settled into my new name of blood-letter and calmly went to the forum and posted who I was a little disgruntled that I would make such a horrible little piratess and the name took me down a couple of notches but I quickly posted it along with the meaning knowing it was all in jest. Yesterday I scoured the internet looking for my avatar which would represent this cowardless piratess they called blood-letter and finally after searching for an hour I found her. She was sultry, sexy and sitting on her treasure chest. She was to become the one and only Blood-letter! The next 24 hours she was empowered to do naughty deeds, where would she begin? Off and running blood-letter jumped into the forums feeling a little uncomfortable in her skin, she tried her best to be naughty and do dirty deeds. She realized she could not go into the religious forums because nobody would take her seriously however she did attempt to make her point but to no avail, next she ran to the political forum half dressed nobody would pay attention and finally she just scurried around hubpages reading other hubs and staying out of the limelight. Finally after all of that running around she realized that being a piratess was hard and being a interior decorator or gardener was more fun. So blood-letter the piratess left hubpages knowing that being a sexy, sultry piratess was more exciting when most of her clothes were on and it was very hard for her to gouge someone's eyes out.

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    • Stoneage2010 profile image

      Stoneage2010 

      8 years ago

      Well i can tell you one thing ,with such a treasure chest ,she better go and spend some money on clothes :-)

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      8 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      star439: Thank you and I did like being her for awhile although it felt a little odd. lololo Certainly could not discuss religion in that outfit.:D

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      stars439 

      8 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      very nice and well written and sexy photography.GBY

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      8 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      bloodlnlatex: I enjoyed it but ut did feel a bit odd. lol

      one2recognize2: We all do have an alter ego and I found myself doing it for a day now she has been archived and has been written about. lololo :)

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      one2recognize2 

      8 years ago from New York

      This was one funny a-- hub. Thank you AEvans and yes we all have a lil alter ego just aching to break free. I absolutely adored reading this and still can't stop smiling. Great job indeed Cabin Girl let Blood Letter rule... LOL

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      bloodnlatex 

      8 years ago

      That's funny. I always joke around about being a pirate after drinking way too much Captain Morgan. Great job

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      8 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Pachuca213: All is improving thanks bunches for asking. :)

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      Pachuca213 

      8 years ago

      I sent you an email the other day.....I will send you another! hope all is good for you!

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      8 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Pachuca213: I do remember lolol I certainly do miss you and John and I haven't heard from you in awhile. Please send an e-mail and say hello. :)

      Pacal: I would have been afraind too!!! lololo It felt so strange. :D

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      Pachuca213 

      8 years ago

      remember Cabin girl was a man! lol so I don't know what to say. I think you are great just being you!

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      Pacal Votan 

      9 years ago

      Good thing you don't have to remain a pirate for ever... like BC. :)

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Lady_E: It is always nice to have a theme it certainly is a nice change of pace from all of the bickering that has taken place lately. Thank you so much for commenting. :)

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      Elena 

      9 years ago from London, UK

      I enjoyed reading this and the Pirate Theme in Forums over the weekend was fun. :)

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Lily Rose: You should it was a lot of fun! I made a horrible piratess. lololo

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      Lily Rose 

      9 years ago from A Coast

      Very fun read, AEvans! I saw that thread a few days ago - now I want to go back and find out what my alter-ego may be!

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Dean77: LOLOLO you are so naughty lolololo :D

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      Dean77 

      9 years ago

      Now that's one lucky treasure chest--and I'm not referring to the gold!

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Gemsong: Thank you and my husband said thank you to he took it and I am certainly glad that you are not the jealous type I wouldn't survive I am a horrible pirate. lololo :D

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      Madalain Ackley 

      9 years ago from Richmond, Virginia

      My husband *really* likes your picture. Lucky for you I'm not the jealous type. (sharpening blades) No... not jealous at all..... :)

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Raven: I will share mine with you but only you since you were the first Iron Leg here it comes, *****whoosh*** :D

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      Raven King 

      9 years ago from Cabin Fever

      haha...My Pirate's name was Iron Leg Harriet (some one also has that name) who then hid her treasure and couldn't find it!

      Arrg...now goes looking for the gold....

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Raven King: She did find a lot of gold or was it really gold? hehehhe :D

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      Raven King 

      9 years ago from Cabin Fever

      What a fun hub! Bloodletter did good, look at all that gold she found. :)

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      jayb23: Thank you and I love being here and changing for 24 hours but it was a little tough so blood-letter has been written about her adventure and placed on a hub in rememberance. :)

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      jayb23 

      9 years ago from India

      Hahhaha...good one Aevans. Imagination and humour at its v best. Keep up the good work.

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Eagle: Thank you she was quite naughty , lololo it felt very odd my wildly fun. :)

      Brenda: Thanks bunches! :)

      emievil: She is different and uninvited writer pushed me to the limit.lololo :D

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      emievil 

      9 years ago from Philippines

      Hey AEvans congrats again for the 100 score. Love the pirate day. Gave me the chance to come up with a sexy avatar =). I like your pirate avatar. It has class and a lot of punch in it. =)

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      \Brenda Scully 

      9 years ago

      100 wow...... great hub as ever

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      Eaglekiwi 

      9 years ago from -Oceania

      Very imaginatively written ,tantalisingly naughty ,it was fun indeed. Good hub.

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Candie: That would be complicated for me, changing the pic was hard enough, lololol :)

      quicksand: You are funny , really funny lolololo

      neysajasper: I am glad you like the pic she was up for 24 hours but she was not a very good piratess. lolololo

      eonsaway: It would be fun and I agree one is enough lololo :)

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      eonsaway 

      9 years ago from New Mexico, USA

      FUN read. I would have no problem being alter egos, got to concentrate on one right now.

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      neysajasper 

      9 years ago

      nice hub but more then your hub the picture pasted on it catches my attention.

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      quicksand 

      9 years ago

      Psst! I've got a map to a treasure buried on an island in the Pacific. Would you like to buy it?

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      Candie V 

      9 years ago from Whereever there's wolves!! And Bikers!! Cummon Flash, We need an adventure!

      Well shiver-me-timbers!! Hahahaha! You aren't a pool repairgirl! There's nothing like the pirate life I'm told and since "Cabin Girl" has sailed and changed names you could start an alter-ego!! I say go for it!!

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      dohn121: Oh sure but I will try my best it was fun playing dress up I do have to say!! lololo :D

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      dohn121 

      9 years ago from Hudson Valley, New York

      I guess now you know how Cabin Girl feels, eh AEvans? It's fun to play dress up, isn't it? Don't worry, one day you'll shish-ka-bob someone's eyes out--just give it some time :D

    • AEvans profile imageAUTHOR

      Julianna 

      9 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      eovery: hahahah funny she is a bing kind of girl, lololo :)

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      eovery 

      9 years ago from MIddle of the Boondocks of Iowa

      So is that your picture, being a pirate sitting on all the gold?

      Keep on Hubbing!

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