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Top Ten Reasons for Not Finishing a Hub

Updated on April 28, 2014
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Kathleen Cochran is a writer & former newspaper reporter/editor who traveled the world as a soldier's better half. Her works are on Amazon.

Number Ten:

10. The dog ate it.

9. The restraining order went into effect before I could get my spouse to finish explaining how I’d ruined his life.

8. The cop said writing on a public building, even just the side, was vandalism.

7. I finally learned what copyright infringement meant.

6. I have so many unfeatured hubs, the icon appeared before I got a chance to hit “publish.”

5. Somebody else’s hub was exactly like mine and became the HOD.

4. I decided I could leave it half finished and Bubblews would take it any way.

3. My agent called and the movie deal for my novel went through.

2. Billybuc is still proofing the first two-thirds.

1. The HP staff says “How I Lost My Virginity” won’t get past the title tuner.


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      Kathleen Cochran 4 weeks ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Time for a little levity. Sometimes you just have to stop and laugh at yourself. Enjoy!

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      Audrey Howitt 9 months ago from California

      This was fun!

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      Randi Benlulu 10 months ago from Mesa, AZ

      Fun hub!

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      Kathleen Cochran 2 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Glad to be a help! Thanks for the comment!

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      Paula 2 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      Kathleen..........LMAO! BRAVO! This is a huge belly laugher. Clever as heck. Thanks. I needed that!.....Paula UP++

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      Kathleen Cochran 2 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      I'm on Letterman withdrawl. Thanks for the support.

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      Liz Elias 2 years ago from Oakley, CA

      OH, no! Not the David Letterman "top 10" list! LOL

      Very funny and clever. I'm still laughing trying to type.

      Voted up, and funny.

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      Kathleen Cochran 2 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      This started out as an homage to Dave Letterman. He's gone now. But the hub remains! Thanks for commenting. And get to those hubs!

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      Mary Hyatt 2 years ago from Florida

      My biggest problem is just beginning to write a Hub! I have a thousand excuses for that.

      Thanks for the chuckle!

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      Kathleen Cochran 2 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      This one began as a homage to Dave's last year, but it sure was fun to write and share. Glad to provide a laugh!

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      Paul Richard Kuehn 2 years ago from Udorn City, Thailand

      Kathleen, I couldn't stop laughing after reading this hub. I really need a good laugh today.

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      Kathleen Cochran 2 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      This one and my one about hubbing being promiscuous get found by a newbie (to my work) every once in a while. It's always fun when someone new finds them. We hubbers have so much in common, it's eerie we have all found each other! Thanks for taking the time to comment.

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      Sharilee Swaity 2 years ago from Canada

      Hilarious! Short and sweet, and I love the sly reference to BillyBuc! Lots of fun!

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      Kathleen Cochran 3 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Thanks Bill! It was fun.

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      Bill 3 years ago from western pennsylvania

      That was great! up and shared

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      Kathleen Cochran 3 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Hey - Michael Kismet - take your best shot! I'd be fascinated to hear more reasons. I was just doing an homage to ole Dave before he retires. Welcome to my hubs!

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      Michael Kismet 3 years ago from Northern California

      Only 10? I'm planning to trump your 10 list with my 1,000 list. No, I'm just kidding. I have too many reasons not to finish that hub, ironic. =)

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      Kathleen Cochran 3 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Eiddwen: Thanks and welcome to my hubs!

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      Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

      Original and a wonderful read.

      Eddy.

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      Kathleen Cochran 3 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      phdast7: You have an unfair advantage! Breakfast tomorrow?

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      Theresa Ast 3 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Oh my! This is a change of style and tone, but I can actually her you saying these things with a funny smirk. :) What a great idea and Letterman leaving was the inspiration. :) Sharing. Theresa

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      Kathleen Cochran 3 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      MsDora: Glad to help! Thanks for the votes.

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      Dora Isaac Weithers 3 years ago from The Caribbean

      Voted Funny! I just may consult you list if I'm not able to generate my own excuse. Thanks for sharing.

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      Kathleen Cochran 3 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Jo Goldsmith11 and Meisjunk: Welcome to my hubs! You found me on a good one if you tend to teeter on the edge on a regular basis. M: I'm going looking for that hub with Damn in the title. Sounds like just my style. Jo: Let that dog bark - might bark out your next hub!

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      Jennifer Kessner 3 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Ahaha, love this! I have a couple unfinished hubs myself.

      And when I wrote a poem "Not Your Damn Pin-Up Girl", I changed it a million different ways to see why it wouldn't get past the rating barrier, and it was because of "Pin-Up Girl"!!! NOT "damn"! I was floored! That was the whole point of my poem!

      I guess HubPages was worried I'd next post pictures. xD

      That one I ended up deleting. I'll put it another site that allows it.

      Voted up and funny! Thanks for writing. =)

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      Jo_Goldsmith11 3 years ago

      So very funny! I agree with billybuc # 4 and # 5 are my favorites too.

      I as well like # 10! Because I have a dog, and her barking sometimes doesn't help my creativity. :-) Shared and up!

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      Kathleen Cochran 3 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      PDXKarokeGuy: Thanks and what's your favorite Karaoke song? Mine's the Eagles Heartbreak Tonight. Anybody sounds good singing it. My second is Patsy Cline's Sweet Dreams because it's in my range!

      Grand old lady: I agree! Thanks.

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      Mona Sabalones Gonzalez 3 years ago from Philippines

      This kept me smiling from start to finish. Funny hubs are going large in number. Hooray, laughter is the best medicine:)

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      Justin W Price 3 years ago from Juneau, Alaska

      Ha. Nice. My problem isn't finishing hubs. it's starting them. To busy with other writing projects.

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      Bill Holland 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

      In a show of humility, I will say that #4 and #5 are my favorites. Way too funny, Kathleen. What a great sense of humor. This reminded me of Letterman and that's my highest compliment....and seriously, thank you for the tribute. The editing is done; go ahead and publish it. :)

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      Kathleen Cochran 3 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Audrey: Thanks. Glad somebody finally noticed this one! I had fun writing it. Sometimes that has to be enough.

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      Audrey Howitt 3 years ago from California

      Oh you crack me up!!!

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      Kathleen Cochran 3 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Thanks DDE. Do you see the David Letterman Show in Croatia?

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      Devika Primić 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Interestingly thought of and so well written. The ten tips does make sense. I try to finish whatever i am working on.