That ain't funny. I have a song for you, however:
(Sung to the tune of "Cat's in the Cradle")
Did you ever think when you eat Chinese
It's not pork or chicken but a fat Siamese.
Yeah, the food tastes great, so you don't complain,
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
It seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork,
But Garfield's on my fork, yeah, he's purring there on my fork.
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon,
The place where I go every day at noon.
They can feed you cat, but you never know
What they're frying up in dough, boy,
They fry it real crisp in dough.
Found it on Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmXxrMC5Pv4