Saturday ~ Orange Cat

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  1. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    Proceeding with Friday thread, I have been poked with a stick to start a Saturday thread. As to the orange cat, one seems to have adopted my front porch.

    All happy subjects welcome here.

    1. habee profile image93
      habeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Please give the kitty some food and water.

      1. paradigmsearch profile image90
        paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        I have personally fried the cat and put him on the barbecue. Do you have a problem with that?

        1. habee profile image93
          habeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          That ain't funny. I have a song for you, however:

          (Sung to the tune of "Cat's in the Cradle")

          Did you ever think when you eat Chinese
          It's not pork or chicken but a fat Siamese.
          Yeah, the food tastes great, so you don't complain,
          But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
          It seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork,
          But Garfield's on my fork, yeah, he's purring there on my fork.

          There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon,
          The place where I go every day at noon.
          They can feed you cat, but you never know
          What they're frying up in dough, boy,
          They fry it real crisp in dough.

          Found it on Youtube:

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmXxrMC5Pv4

          1. Pearldiver profile image81
            Pearldiverposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            That ain't funny.... that ain't funny!!!   YaaaaaaaaaH  smile

            Cat Stevens has cooked his Goose!!   YaaaaaH....

          2. paradigmsearch profile image90
            paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            Excellent!!!

          3. paradigmsearch profile image90
            paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            To redeem myself with Habee.

            "A gallery of the cutest puppies and kittens with our fighting forces"

            http://now.msn.com/soldiers-with-kitten … -a-gallery

  2. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    Three pound hamburger project recommenced.

  3. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    My usual weekend traffic drop much less than usual. Stacie's post seems indicative.

    1. Gitridomi profile image54
      Gitridomiposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Deleted

      1. paradigmsearch profile image90
        paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        More like sauteed mushrooms. Welcome aboard.

        1. profile image50
          Zxoaicposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Any new thread, para?

  4. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    The 3-pound hamburger cook project has started.

    Advice on such is appreciated.

  5. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    First pound-and-a-half bubbling nicely.

    1. Hollie Thomas profile image60
      Hollie Thomasposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      When you drain off fat, are you going to give it a good seasoning. Or add some spices etc. Will be quite bland without.

      1. paradigmsearch profile image90
        paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        What I do is crumble up the cooked meat and mix it with a can of different kinds of beans or canned macaroni and beef, etc. And yes, I do break out the garlic salt. Adding the meat like that turns a cheap, bland, depressing meal into a truly awesome, luxurious feast.

        1. Hollie Thomas profile image60
          Hollie Thomasposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Indeed it does. Loved your Thanksgiving hub btw, I couldn't stop chuckling.

          1. paradigmsearch profile image90
            paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            Thanks! Hopefully it will help a soul or two. Too bad about the dog though...

  6. Pearldiver profile image81
    Pearldiverposted 6 years ago

    "How Sad Our Soup Has Been Reduced So Badly!!"  sad

    What Great People are no longer here? 

    Why don't we mention people like...

    Larry Freeman

    Eric - the lovable Tasmanian devil..

    And....

  7. Pearldiver profile image81
    Pearldiverposted 6 years ago

    Golden Toad

    Ralwus

    and...

    1. paradigmsearch profile image90
      paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      ...screaming yes re: Ralwus.

    2. paradigmsearch profile image90
      paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Did I say yes.?

  8. Pearldiver profile image81
    Pearldiverposted 6 years ago

    What ever happened to Ahmed Gunman mate??

    1. paradigmsearch profile image90
      paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I shall not look it up. Tell us.  big_smile

      1. Pearldiver profile image81
        Pearldiverposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Okay... yep... I see what you mean smile

  9. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    Not first time. Not realtime. Posts here sometimes.

  10. Pearldiver profile image81
    Pearldiverposted 6 years ago

    mai khaw jai... don't understand this.. sorry, I missed the context totally of the previous thread... I will play Cheerleader..... YaaaaaaaaaaaH  - but I refuse to wear a skirt okay! sad

    1. paradigmsearch profile image90
      paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      All has been and is well. As far as I know anyway...

  11. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    I really hate this x / y.

  12. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago
    1. profile image50
      Zxoaicposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      http://s3.hubimg.com/u/7356722_f248.jpg

      1. paradigmsearch profile image90
        paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Not the answer...
        .
        .
        http://s2.hubimg.com/u/7216881_f520.jpg
        THIS is the answer...

        1. profile image50
          Zxoaicposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          http://s4.hubimg.com/u/7356755_f248.jpg



          lol lol

          1. paradigmsearch profile image90
            paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            I love that guy! lol

            1. profile image50
              Zxoaicposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              http://s4.hubimg.com/u/7356767_f248.jpg

  13. Cardisa profile image91
    Cardisaposted 6 years ago

    This is by far the silliest but funniest thread I ever saw and I understand not a darn thing that's going on. tongue

    1. profile image50
      Zxoaicposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      http://s3.hubimg.com/u/7356798_f248.jpg

      1. Cardisa profile image91
        Cardisaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol hehe

    2. Gitridomi profile image54
      Gitridomiposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Deleted

      1. profile image50
        Zxoaicposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        http://s2.hubimg.com/u/7356833_f248.jpg

  14. profile image0
    Motown2Chitownposted 6 years ago

    Happy days.  Puppy and teenager asleep on the floor and snuggled under the blanket while hubby watches football.  I love Sunday.

  15. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    Real deal, if you are in the mood.

    The cats in the cradle...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJPDr56_5l0

 
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