Where's Mark Ewbie When You Need Him?

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   Marcy Goodfleischposted 11 years ago

   Mark - where are you? The great HOTD today is just begging for some stickman art!
   
   Y'all need to check out the terrific and excellent hub on Ferret Legging.  Excellent choice for HOTD.

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   paradigmsearchposted 11 years ago

   Have you hugged your ferret today?

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      Marcy Goodfleischposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      You should read this hub - so well done, and such a unique subject! Beth Eaglescliff is the Hubber (I think I got that right).  New to the site, and a great addition to our group.

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         paradigmsearchposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         I went and read it. I shall never try this.

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   paradigmsearchposted 11 years ago

   As for the hub, I gave it a Thumbs Up, Funny, Awesome, and Interesting.

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      Will Apseposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah, she is a good writer. Genuine article (pun intended).

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   Mark Ewbieposted 11 years ago

   Lol - bit of a shock to see my name on the forums.  5am here - can barely focus.  Ferrets?
   
   Maybe I'm still asleep.

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      Will Apseposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      In this dream you send all your money, house deeds, car documents, and so on, to some guy in Thailand who will email you shortly with details.

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         watergeekposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Watch out, Mark. Will's after you.

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   Mark Ewbieposted 11 years ago

   

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      Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Aw, you're using the phrase I taught you. It was so natural, I didn't even notice at first.

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         Mark Ewbieposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         I am always happy to learn Beth and especially happy when the teacher tells the whole class about my private lesson.

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            Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this

            It wasn't *that private... that makes it sound like I did something bad.

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               Mark Ewbieposted 11 years agoin reply to this

               Sorry Beth.  After my success dealing with the suicidal one I am still on a high.
               
               Try again.
               
               Yes, I am using it.  I like it.  Thanks!

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                  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this

                  Here's a new one you might like... all the cool kids are using it... "Groovy" it can be replaced with "Hip" or "cool". Once you start throwing around these new american phrases, you'll be the most popular boy at work.

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                     Mark Ewbieposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                     Oh heck fire ma'am - you are really helping me now.  Actually I use "cool" frequently. It is just slightly irritating to people I am talking to. The worse or more serious their news - the better. 
                     
                     "We have a major problem at work today".
                     
                     "Cool" I reply, thoughtfully.  I hope it indicates that I do not give a crap.

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                        Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this

                        lol... I think I work with someone just like you. He's my favorite.
                        
                        Have you ever thought about how long "cool" has been cool? It's so weird. Young gang member or elderly grandmother... don't sweat it... you're both welcome to use this word.

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                     Marcy Goodfleischposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                     Groovy came slightly after sharp and somewhere in the vicinity of far out.  Beth is leading you down the path of obsolescence, Mark. (@ Beth - you know I am joking, right?)
                     
                     @ Mark - ferrets would indeed be difficult stick drawings. Maybe something like a long stick cat with sharp teeth?  Little stick teeth?
                     
                     You could at least revise your drawing to show intense pain on the two characters.  I have waited since yesterday for this.

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                        Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this

                        You ruined all my fun! At least make sure he knows "wicked bad" is still in.

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                           Marcy Goodfleischposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                           I have a better idea - let's make up some words that aren't even really used.  I did that once, just to see how long it would take for someone to start repeating it (somebody, somewhere, had to be the first person to say groovy, or whatever). 
                           
                           The only word I could think of in a rush was 'championship.'  So, for a few days, I'd say things like, "That was a championship song!"  Or some dumb phrase. Sure enough - it got repeated.
                           
                           That was many moons ago, Grasshopper.  I'll bet we could come up with something that would catch on.  Shhhh - don't tell Mark.

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                              Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this

                              I love that. lol
                              
                              Let's see... We could just use a bunch of literal words like "brilliant" or completely make stuff up like... "Bob's your uncle", but the English do both of those already. Im not as imaginative as you, you give me some and Ill work them into the conversation.

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   Marcy Goodfleischposted 11 years ago

   Lol! I noticed the composition of the drawing is careful cropped so that we can't see the ferret competition. 
   
   The one ferret there looks pretty good, though!

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      Mark Ewbieposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks Marcy!  I have a page next to me full of the other ferrets. The ones that didn't pass muster. Surprisingly difficult to draw, damn things.  No wonder they died out.

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         Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this

         They resemble...
         Never mind, you did your best.

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