According to Hank Johnson a Democrat congressman from Georgia, if we send too many Marines to Guam, it could tip over! So anyone thinking of going to Guam, please go on a diet first so the island will be safe!
Here's the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgV … r_embedded
Hank should have kept taking the pills!
Very scary having your country sink like the titanic because too many people are up one end!
The scary thing is, some mordot in Congress will want to pass some kind of legislation giving them billions of dollars to prevent it!
.....that sounds feasible!
Didn't Tasmania tip over once?
We try not to think of, or talk about Tasmania. Full of Tasmanians seems to be the problem.
Two heads are better than one has real meaning in Tasmania, one of them here on hubpages is typical having two heads.
We may tow it closer and dump our rubbish on it, we'll see. It's in the budget somewhere.
If you donated to Obama's campaign, he'll make sure you get your share of the tax dollars he thinks belong to him to help you out with any Tasmanian problem!
There's a possibility that some oil reserves will be discovered there. Of course we'll have to invade the island and teach the inhabitants a thing or two about democracy.
Oil you say? Why don't we take a dingy and a boomerang and invade em!
Well I hope some dollars turn up somewhere for all the American friends who are hurting.
It's pretty good here, our government made a mess and a lot of debt bailing out the Australian economy and so far its pretty stable with unemployment around 5% and no real changes for most of us. Our Government decided to put insulation in poor families homes for free, and rushed it. 4 houses have burned down because staples to hold the insulation in place went through the wiring, or the foil used shorted out the low voltage lighting.
Some people even died.
I still reckon our Government got it pretty right over all.
Pore money into long term projects to protect and create jobs. How to do that with a congress like yours? I have no idea, I hope Obama has!
Hubby and I saw this on the news. We were aghast that he was from our state! At least he's a democrat! LOL!!
Why don't you run against him? He should be really easy to beat! Then we would have someone sensible in Congress!
I didn't realize heroin was legal in your state.
Thanks! Unfortunately, I don't reside in that district - it's metro Atlanta. I live in South GA - thank goodness! The scary part is that this guy was a lawyer for 25 years! How did he even graduate from high school??
The real scary part is people voted for him in the first place!
A lawyer you say Habee? He would be perfect!
In his defense, maybe this was due to some meds he's on - he has hepatitis-C.
Hep C is bad hep! He could be on anything! One thing is for sure, he was on something when he explained the whole thing, not just the bit about the Island going arse up!
Probably from eating those damn boiled peanuts.
Ron, if you ever ate any of MY boiled peanuts, you'd change your tune!!
I tried them at a roadside stand once...
second nastiest thing I've ever had in my mouth.
Ron, we do NOT want to know what the nastiest was!
I don't see how the admiral kept a straight face!
It should make us feel all warm and fuzzy that Hank had a voice in our healthcare!
I hope he's not in charge of "balancing" anything!
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