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   katiem2posted 15 years ago

   Whats the biggest fattest lie you've ever told...and gotten away with it!

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      china manposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      As all the affected parties are now dead, sadly, I can tell!
      
      When I was 14 I created a terminal illness for myself, forged letters from my parents to my school telling them that I did not have long to live and would come to school occasionally but this situation should be ignored so as not to upset me. The going to school occasionally was to steal the headed paper and report form blanks that I then forged at the end of each term and sent to my parents, including laying in wait for the postman to collect and destroy the actual school report.  I gave myself a glowing last report with high  exam scores which I last saw after the death of both my parents a few years ago.  THEN it came to light that my mother would show everyone this report because she was so 'proud' of me!

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         katiem2posted 15 years agoin reply to this

         WOW you should make it into a movie...

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            china manposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            The fishing I did for almost the whole two years might make a movie

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               earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               Well China man, if you went fishing all should be forgiven.
               Gotta have fishin time at that age!

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                  wildernessposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  Whaddya mean "at that age"?  I turned 60 today and STILL require fishin' time!

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                     Pearldiverposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                     Happy Birthday.... Hope you got more than Old Bait for a pressie  
                     Fishing is special at any age

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                     earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                     Happy birthday! I reckon fishing should have been a major part of education. Learning how to feed yourself seems such a primary need.

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                     china manposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                     Amen !!

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                  china manposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  I prefer to call my fishing 'meditation in the natural environment' - is a good an excuse for no catch so often !

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                     earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                     I was going to post a picture of an enormous fish I caught, unfortunately I have never caught an enormous fish.

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   Pearldiverposted 15 years ago

   If it was Told... Then Getting away with it would no longer be an option

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      Richieb799posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Awesome, yeah everyone has a few secrets

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      katiem2posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      you did notice I didn't include my own...

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   ceciliabeltranposted 15 years ago

   I had a social experiment and tried subliminal seduction techniques to college boys. It worked too well they had a meeting of why I had an x factor! (friend told me who was in that bonfire) After I stopped the experiment, a boy said, you've changed. Did you get fat or something?

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   Elpasoposted 15 years ago

   Why do some people say "I DO NOT LIE" with so much conviction and indignation?  Is there a new word for lying? What is it?
   
   We all lie. Some of us seem to have found some new definition of the practice of lying. Can someone help me with the answer to this question.

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   ralwusposted 15 years ago

   Katie, you first, then I will tell my big fat lie.

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