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Invent a new meaning by changing, or adding one letter of a word.

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    writeronlineposted 6 years ago

    I’ve included a few to get the ball rolling, (some, but not all my own work)

    Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
    Glibido: All talk and no action.

    Hippnopotamus: The large animal you think is there, but isn’t.
    Caterpallor: The colour you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you just bit into.

    Hypnothermia: Influencing body temperature via hypnosis.

    Hypnochondria: The psychotic fear of being hypnotised.

    Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you’re running late.

    Caffiend: What you become when all you can think of is your next coffee.

    Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
    Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
    Karmageddon: The day when all unpunished bad deeds will be repaid with interest.

    Flatulance: Specialist EMT vehicle for collecting bodies of people run over by a steamroller.

  2. Rochelle Frank profile image94
    Rochelle Frankposted 6 years ago

    plastic sturgeon: a machine that makes artificial caviar

  3. timorous profile image84
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    optimystic: a wise guy who will correctly divine that you will have just as nice a day tomorrow as you did today. smile

  4. habee profile image96
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    girgaffe - an animal with a long neck that's constantly making blunders

  5. habee profile image96
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    horspital - an equine vet clinic

  6. habee profile image96
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    elepants - extremely large gray slacks

  7. paradigmsearch profile image93
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    Entelligence. That which is not.

  8. habee profile image96
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    abnoxious - something that makes you gain belly fat