Challange to Write an Interesting Headline.

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   Don Fairchildposted 13 years ago

   Write a headline for a newspaper that has a funny twist or perhaps mind bending wording.  A lame example would be "Postman Bites Dog!"
   Try to keep it within 10 words long.

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      Don Fairchildposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      "Urologist Found Pissed Behind Local Pub!"

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   Cagsilposted 13 years ago

   Honor Student Wears Dunce Cap At Graduation

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   paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

   Lindsay Lohan Discovers Ethics!

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      Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Lindsay Lohan, Is in fact, misunderstood genius.

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   Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

   Local proctologist marries renown astronomer.
   
   Couple claims uranus brought them together

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   Cagsilposted 13 years ago

   World's Dumbest Person Wins Noble Peace Prize!

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      Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Paul's most significant challenge yet " ARE YOU REAL?"

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   Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

   Hospital executive vows to reimburse dead patients for long waiting lines

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   paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

   Congress Arrested for Treason.

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   Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

   Woman eats own pussy... animal rights groups enraged, lesbian rights groups cheer

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   Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

   Almonds farmers protest new tax as being 'nuts'

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Gynecologist convention opens up despite wet, moist weather

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    Cagsilposted 13 years ago

    News Flash: Reality is Fantasy and Fantasy is Reality
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Oh wait....this is already happening and people are unaware..

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Near fatal shooting of mobster renews calls for more gun practice

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Atheist hit by lightening... witnesses swear thunder sounded like laughter

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       Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Atheist addressed god for forgiveness, as predicted worldwide.

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Congress temperately closed due to rat infestation... problem evidently unrecognized for 200 years

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Politician Confesses He Once Told The Truth.

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    Cagsilposted 13 years ago

    No God Found - 6 Billion People Died of Heart Attacks!

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Price Charles makes love to horse, claims "It was an honest mistake"

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    Gordon Hamiltonposted 13 years ago

    Breaking News! Google's Giant Panda KO'd by Yahoo Sucker Punch!

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Alien spaceship crashes in Neveda... survivors rounded up and deported by Minutemen

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    Cagsilposted 13 years ago

    No One Sees Moon Explode Due To Cloudy Conditions!

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Steve Jobs biography reveals the egotistical entrepreneur would have name the Palm Pilot the "Hand Jobs" instead

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       Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       More than 10 words. Alarm, moderator.

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          couturepopcafeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          He lost track.  This comes from typing with one hand and counting with the other.

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          Don Fairchildposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I am not sure, but I think Greek One might have overdosed on strong coffee!  Maybe his reply button is stuck! 

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    Cagsilposted 13 years ago

    Solar Flare Hits North Pole Santa Died

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Steve-Jobs-biography-reveals-the-egotistical-entrepreneur-would-have-name-the- Palm-Pilot-the "Hand Jobs" instead

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       Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Still more than 10 words.

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          Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Countess of Words overthrown by Prince of Prose

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             Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Prince of Prose KO'd By Countess of Words

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Seamstress addresses court and leaves jury in stitches

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       Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Judge admits, we'll have to unpick this.

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Greek vibrator manufacturer in arrears

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    Cagsilposted 13 years ago

    Dog Wins Lottery!

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    Cagsilposted 13 years ago

    Cat Learns To Tap Dance To Fred Astaire.

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    Gordon Hamiltonposted 13 years ago

    Page break! How do I go about bidding on the rights for these wonderful stories... (and naturally their accompanying, original photographs!)

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Swiss Reverend claims "God Alps those who Alps themselves"

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Mexican Weather forecast.. cold today, hot tamales

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       Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Hace frio.

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    Cagsilposted 13 years ago

    President Declares World Peace Then Shoots Self!

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Scandal! First Lady went to Second Base in 3rd District

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    Cagsilposted 13 years ago

    Breaking News: Homeless Woman Runs For Presidency!

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       Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Sarah Palin changes her mind.

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Penetration of "market way, way up" claims Viagra CEO

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Summer subway delays, passengers sandwiched till toasted

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       Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Subway manager confesses, it's been a bit of a hothouse.

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Hunger strike meeting organizers break for lunch

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       Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I have no appetite declares one.

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Sarah Palin debriefs Glen Rice on, and during, scandal

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       Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Rice appears happy, it's all in the groin, he admits

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    "You're making mountain out of molehills" Plastic surgeon tells trial

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Russian vaulter blames slip on hurried technique

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Poles Head To Polls To Elect Head of Poles

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Turkey runs afoul of poultry laws... Goose is cooked

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       Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Turkey states "all my christmas's came at once"

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Bangkok born actor claims Phuket porn industry hard to get into

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Teen discovers father's Playboy Stash, sustains 100 paper cuts

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Scientists declare new theory on intestinal tract is full of #%@@#

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    Cagsilposted 13 years ago

    Senator Admits Scandal With Pit Bull!

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    Cagsilposted 13 years ago

    First Woman World President Elected, No Elections Held!

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       Gordon Hamiltonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Chaos Allowed to Ensue One Week in Four!

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    Cagsilposted 13 years ago

    Superman Is Real, Batman Is Hoax!

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    Cagsilposted 13 years ago

    Superwoman Found? Sally's Trove On Hubpages!

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    Cagsilposted 13 years ago

    Hollywood Scandal! Charlie Sheen Is An Alien!

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    Cagsilposted 13 years ago

    Amazing Feat Newspaper Printed Without Headline!

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