I think we should play a game of Calvinball. For those who don't know, Calvinball is a game with only one rule: You can't play the same way twice!
What this means is, whenever a rule or objective is used, it can never be used again. Refer to Calvin and Hobbes for examples of Calvinball. I think 3rd person will be best to separate the players in the game.
Emrldphx is on the red team. He takes the ball, runs past the 13th widget-gate, and bounces the ball off a tree toward the party zone.