A juggler was on his way to a performance when he was stopped by a cop, who asked him, "What are you doing with all this lighter fluid and matches in your car?" The fellow replied, "I'm a juggler, and I juggle flaming torches." the cop was skeptical. "Oh yeah? Let's see!" So, the juggler got out of his car, set up his stuff, and began masterfully juggling the fiery torches.
A man and woman happend to drive by just then, and the woman said, "Wow! I'm glad I stopped drinking! Look what they're making you do now for a sobriety test!"