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Updated on June 19, 2014

About Me - Who Is Tony Payne

I always wanted to travel, but my life ended up being fairly uneventful until I reached my early 30's. This page is the story of my life, and it was written partly for other people to learn more about me, and partly as a personal project to write down who I am for future generations.

I was born in England and spent most of my life there, until 1987 when I spent a year on the other side of the world in New Zealand. I returned to London, and then in 1994 I moved to the USA, spending 12 years in Indiana, and then relocated to South Florida. In July 2009 I returned home to England, for reasons that those of you who know me will understand, and for those of you who don't, well then you will have to read on to find out.

In a nutshell, I am a person who always wanted to travel, but didn't have the opportunity until I was in my late 20's, and then the travel bug hit me. I hope you enjoy the stories about my life and travels as they unravel.

However, there is far more to me than that. I hope you will read on, enjoy learning a bit more about me, my life, my ups and downs, my hobbies and interests, and of course my lenses on Squidoo.


I Am A Giant Squid - I have been a Giant Squid since July 2008.

This is the original Squidoo Giant Squid T-Shirt that used to be sent out to those lensmasters who qualified for Giant Squid
This is the original Squidoo Giant Squid T-Shirt that used to be sent out to those lensmasters who qualified for Giant Squid

I joined Squidoo in January 2008 and in July 2008 I was awarded a great honour, being made a GIANT SQUID. To be a Giant Squid, you need to have created at least 50 quality lenses. Having worked very hard to get more than 50 lenses created, I was really over the moon when I received the award. Thanks so much to the Giant Squid Organisers for the t-shirt and for their support in reaching my goal.

So Why Do I Use The Name "Poddys"?

When I wanted to create my first website, my ex-wife and I thought that we were like two peas in a pod, so we decided to call it "poddys". Those times are long gone though, and we ended up more like chalk and cheese, very different in too many ways. But the web site remains, the domain is now 14 years old, and I still use "poddys" as my login for a number of sites.

I Was A "Bigfoot" On Tagfoot

I Was A "Bigfoot" On Tagfoot
I Was A "Bigfoot" On Tagfoot

My Early Years

Gimme 5 Stars Or I'll Fill Yer Full Of Lead

Gimme 5 Stars Or I'll Fill Yer Full Of Lead
Gimme 5 Stars Or I'll Fill Yer Full Of Lead

Introduction To Where I Grew Up

In case you were wondering, Yes, that is me in the picture above, taken in our front garden many moons ago.

I was born in Poole, a seaside town in Dorset, England in 1954.

Back then Poole was a fairly quiet town, with a port that hadn't changed for a while, busy with ships carrying in timber and coal and other goods from Europe. Now of course things have changed, the coal powered power station with it's impressive chimneys that could be seen for miles has gone, it's not a container port so it doesn't get the large modern ships, but it does now have a daily ferry crossing to Cherbourg in Normandy, which has let to a lot of road traffic between Southern England and Europe, as well as holiday traffic to France.

Poole Harbour (English spelling - this is MY HERITAGE so I'm going to spell it the English way...) is the 2nd largest natural harbour in the world after Sydney in Australia. It has a number of islands, is very popular with both yachting and powerboating, and more recently with windsurfers and kite-surfers. The largest island in the harbour is Brownsea, and was the site of the first Boy Scout camp in the 1920's. It also has a castle that faces the harbor entrance, which makes for great views.

The southern part of the harbour entrance is a mile long peninsular called Sandbanks, which back in the 50's and 60's had some nice houses, but it wasn't as exclusive as it is now. My family had 2 houses there, plus my grandmother used to live there, until she got sick in the early 60's, when she stayed with us until the cancer took her away. Sad thing is that her money disappeared with socializing and gambling etc, so we never really ended up with anything.

Today of course, although barely known in the USA, Sandbanks is the 4th most expensive place to live in the world, with houses being sold for up to $20 Million! Rumour has it also that back in the 1930's when it was mostly just fishermen's huts and sand dunes, my grandmother could have bought Sandbanks for a few thousand pounds... Oh well... I might have been extremely wealthy, but would I have been happy? I wonder...

So this is a background to where I grew up, right in the middle of the South Coast of England, a very nice area to live, away from the troubles of inner-city dwelling etc.

Brownsea Island At The Entrance To Poole Harbour

Brownsea Island At The Entrance To Poole Harbour
Brownsea Island At The Entrance To Poole Harbour

My Early Years

Apart from Poole being a small town, my parents lived in a small village at the end of Sandbanks called Lilliput of all things. Now as many people know, Lilliput was the land of the little people in Dean Swift's book Gullivers Travels. So being not the smallest of children, I used to have the mickey taken out of me when I was young... I lived on Lilliput Road, just off that was Gulliver's Close, then Dean Swift Crescent, lots of connections with the book. However, the only real connection with Gulliver is that in the 1600's there was a well known smuggler called Gulliver, who used to frequent the area. There is actually no real connection to the book or the author. Such is life...

But I digress... I'm still rambling on about where I grew up and not about me... I'm known to ramble a bit, so if you catch me drifting off topic, just give me a gentle nudge ok...

Ok, back on topic.........

Since it was fairly quiet where I grew up, most of the other boys I went to school with (not a mixed school) used to live in another part of town. Subsequently I didn't have many friends to play with, few toys in those days too compared to nowadays, and only 2 channels on the television. Television was a joy - there was a 15 minute (at most) program for the young children around midday, then more children's tv form 5pm to 6pm, then off to bed... Kids today don't know how lucky they are in many ways!

My favourite phrase while growing up was "I'M BORED", and I know my Mum got so fed up with this, but unless either of my 2 friends were around to play with, it was just me, and being an only child does have it's drawbacks sometimes.

I didn't know then, but now I know just how lucky I was in some ways. My Dad worked as an Electronics Engineer, repairing Televisions and then later Electronic Organs (keyboards to you youngsters), but my Mum didn't work, so I spent every find day of my childhood summers down at the beach.

Of course we only lived a mile from the beach, and because my Grandmother had bought a flat (more like an American Condominium) before she got taken ill, and this had beach-huts underneath it, we got to use one of the nicest beach-huts at Sandbanks. The beach there was rarely too crowded, I spent maybe 5 hours a day in the water, and then in my early teens my Dad bought us a dinghy, the next year one a bit bigger, and finally when I was 14 we had a 16 foot cabin cruiser. Boy did I feel great when I took that out on my own, untying it from it's mooring, motoring it through the channel out of the harbour to the beach, which was busy enough in those days with cargo ships and sailboats.

But times change, as you will see as you read on...

Sandbanks In The 1950's From The Sandacres Hotel

Sandbanks In The 1950's From The Sandacres Hotel
Sandbanks In The 1950's From The Sandacres Hotel

Sandbanks In The 1950's Looking Across Poole HarbourTo Brownsea Island

Sandbanks In The 1950's Looking Across Poole HarbourTo Brownsea Island
Sandbanks In The 1950's Looking Across Poole HarbourTo Brownsea Island

My Teenage Years

My Dad had always struggled to earn enough to give us a comfortable lifestyle. He was a brilliant man, bless him, a very skilled and innovative electronics engineer, but repairing electronic organs for a living is not the best of jobs, and he wanted something more.

My Great-Grandfather had passed away in my early teens and left us a little money, and my Dad, despite my Mum's protesting, went into partnership with 3 other people and set up a company that made amplifiers and speakers. Well needless to say, like me my Dad didn;t have a great deal of success at business, and things went bad, resulting in us losing all the money we had.

My Mum, who had grown up in a small village in the 1920's and had gone through really hard times, both with my Grandfather having been invalided out of WWI and never being able to work again, and with the depression years, which hit the UK as well as the USA, tried to live a very frugal lifestyle. So when my Dad wanted to invest all this money inn a business venture, she was dead against it.

Well, after months and years of constant "I told you so's" every time he came home from work, looking back I couldn't really blame him for finding comfort with someone else, and eventually leaving home. My Mum, as sweet and dear as she was, never understood how much she could nag about things. I know because she constantly nagged me too, but that was just her way.

So at the age of 15 my Dad left home, and I was left with a Mum who constantly cried, and who for the first time since I was born was forced to go out to work to help keep herself.

My Dad ended up moving away from the area, down to Cornwall, and I didn't see him for several years. He did some odd jobs, removal man, electronic repairs, but struggled to make ends meet down there, and subsequently my Mum was left with a 3 bedroomed house to keep up, and a son in school.

But we managed ok, with my working several nights a week, at the weekend and also most of the school holidays at The Pavilion in Bournemouth, which had a Theatre, 7 Bars, a Ballroom, and a Restaurant / Nightclub, all of which I worked in from the age of 16 through to 18.

Bournemouth Pavilion - Theatre, Ballroom, Seven Bars and a Restaurant / Night Club

Bournemouth Pavilion - Theatre, Ballroom, Seven Bars and a Restaurant / Night Club
Bournemouth Pavilion - Theatre, Ballroom, Seven Bars and a Restaurant / Night Club

Poddys Trivia...

The year before I finished high school, I worked at The Pavilion through the summer. I worked 2 shifts a day, stocking up the 7 bars, humping crates and kegs, then washing up glasses. I would start at 9am, then apart from a 3 hour break in the afternoon work until close to midnight, collecting glasses, washing them up, and restocking the bars. On a Saturday night, I would end up at the nightclub until 3am. One week I worked 80 hours at 25p/hour (50cents) and took home £20 ($40).

My University Years

Up to the point where I left high school, I had no idea what I wanted to do in life. Several good friends were going to university to study mathematics, and it wasn't quite what I wanted to do, but I had done a bit of computer programming while at school and thought that Computer Science would be a good choice.

I went to Lanchester Polytechnic in Rugby, Warwickshire in the English Midlands, which was away from home, yet only a handful of miles from my Mum's family, so I was still "safe" although learning to be on my own.

The main campus (as it is now) was in Coventry, with our satellite campus only covering Engineering and Computer Science and accomodating maybe 400 students.

Needless to say, the majority of the student body was male, the only females being either already taken or just ugly... It was frustrating at times, especially as English girls in the area had no fashion sense. It was the mid 70's - girls wore dull brown midi skirts that did little to make them look attractive. On a pub crawl (bar hop) through town we would call out ratings for any girls that we saw on a scale from 1 to 10. On a good night we might get as high as -1. Yes it really was that bad!

In my final year a group of us became friends with girls from the local catholic teacher training college 10 miles away and would hang out there most weekends. Since it was run by nuns, the girls had to be careful, and I remember more than once in the early hours of the morning being one of many guys being led through the dorms to avoid the nuns who were doing a search. Ah those were the days.

Well back to computer science... My studies went well, I found that I enjoyed programming, and it's kept me employed ever since.

My 20's And 30's

Starting My Career

After I graduated, I did what any good Computer Professional ought to do - I moved to the big city, namely London. I got a job with one of the top Audit companies, worked with some big clients, and gradually got to know the computer industry.

London was exciting back in 1977. Star Wars had just been released, the Commodore Pet was in the stores, arcade games were the craze with the advent of Space Invaders and Asteroid... Things were buzzing...

Getting Married

I had only been in London a month when I met the girl who was to be my wife. We met in a pub (sounds like a country song) and were both very shy and naive. But we thought we knew what we were doing, and 8 months later we were married.

Life was ok for a while, we lived with her parents for a year in Islington in North London, then bought our first house, then my son came along, and my wife somehow lost what confidence she did have and never went back to work.

Branching Out

My computing career was going well. I moved to a software house in London that specialised in IBM Midrange computers (if you don't know - don't ask) and who developed one-off systems for their clients. After a couple of years I broke away and set up on my own as a consultant.

This went well at first, until I got to thinking about how to make money without having to work an hour for an hours pay (sounds like today's entrepreneurs doesn't it). So, I started selling computer supplies - floppy disks, paper, printer ribbons etc, and although money did come in, more money went out. That's when I decided to employ a salesman, to get more business it, since I had to keep inventory to sell, and needed more customers to turn the product over so I could make a profit.

All Goes Horribly Wrong

This salesman seemed to be doing pretty good, we moved into a larger office, he got new important clients for us, and then just before Christmas 1986 he got married and went off to the USA on honeymoon.

Well, that's when my troubles began...

I had given him more and more responsibility, invoicing, opening the mail etc, so he could run the office while I spent more time consulting. The day after he left the phone calls and demands for money started to come in. Our vendors were chasing us for money, so I had to chase up our new clients to get them to pay up. And that's when I found out they had never heard of us...

Seems he had been purchasing products from my suppliers on my credit, and selling them to persons unknown for cash, making up phony companies and orders. The demands for money just came in daily, and after several months there was really no solution but to liquidate. Since I had personal guarantees on the company debts, and a lot of the new business hadn't really come in after all, and new things were coming to light every day, I had to call a halt.

And so I ended up remortgaging my house, worked harder and harder at consulting to make ends meet, and about 6 months later was out of debt, other than now having twice the mortgage I did before.

It was at this point that being free of the company, a noose around my neck for years, I decided it was time to seek adventure, and to spend a year in New Zealand.

Poddys Trivia...

I always wanted to travel, but until the age of 18 I had only been to Rugby to see the family, and when I was 5 I went to Belfast to see my Uncle and Aunt (flew on a DC3 Dakota and threw up all the way).

The family took a trip to Majorca in 1973, where I fell for a Danish girl.

On the last day my Mum looked turned to the family and said "Look at those two over there kissing".

A few seconds later...

"Oh my God, it's our Tony".

Took me a while to live that down...

A World Traveller

A World Traveller

The Desire To Travel

My cousin had moved to Auckland, in New Zealand to get married in the early 70's, and I had wanted to out there for years. After all, my Mum had been, my Gran and Uncle and Aunt had been, but to date apart from having been to Majorca when I was 18, Normandy and Brittany in Northern France when I was at university, and Corfu in Greece for my honeymoon, I had never been anywhere else.

From Dreams To Realities

Sure I had dreamed of exotic travel, but the closest I had come when I was younger was collecting postcards from around the world. I wish I knew where they were now, there were thousands of them. They were ones the family had collected since the 1940's, newer ones that people had sent to us or to the family, others that friends and friends of friends gave to me. I had been everywhere - but only in my dreams. Now those dreams were about to become a reality.

Ready To See The World

It took a lot of courage to leave our little house in North London, but we managed to find a company to rent it out, did a lot of research for our trip (and you have no idea how much harder that was without the internet), and in October 1987 we were ready to go.

I had some stocks that I was going to sell to help finance the trip to New Zealand, but a month before we left, the Stock Market crashed (story of my life). The stocks dived so badly that I had to leave the money behind, I couldn't afford to sell them at such a loss. And so we had precious little money to live on out there.

And to cap it all, a week before leaving the famous Storm Of 1987 hit. This horrible hurricane hit England hard. One in ten of all the big old trees came down. I was panicking - thought my car, which I needed to sell would be wrecked, thought the house would suffer a lot of damage, but fortunately, we survived unscathed.

Off We Go

I managed to sell my car with no trouble thankfully. We rented out the house while we were away, so we had to pack up our valuables and store them. Said goodbye to the family and friends, and then headed out to Heathrow early in the morning to begin our big adventure.

First Stop - Los Angeles, California

We had booked most of our flights and some hotels in advance, heading out from London to Los Angeles, where we were to spend 3 days at Disneyland, visit Universal Studios, Knott's Berry Farm, The Queen Mary and the Spruce Goose, and of course Hollywood.

My first trip to the USA was quite daunting. After a 12 hour flight, we arrived in LAX, tired, it was pouring with rain, the Pan Am 747 parked off the end of the furthest terminal from civilization, so we had to be bussed to the terminal, walked for miles, spent forever going through immigration (and this was 1987!), had a nightmare trying to get to the hotel, but finally we got there and it was a nice hotel too.

It seems strange now to think that despite my first impressions, I have spent the last 14 years in the USA, something I would never have imagined back then.

Second Stop - Tahiti

Having spent 6 days in Los Angeles, we then headed out to Tahiti for several days, where we enjoyed the beauty of the island, and visited the Gauguin Museum.

I would say that Tahiti is beautiful, but as my first port of call outside of Europe and LA, I found it quite dirty. However, years later, having been to a number of other islands in the Caribbean and the Pacific, it's not really any different to the rest, and the beaches and clear waters are quite spectacular.

I do remember getting off the plane in Tahiti at 5:30am, and as soon as I stepped out of the door into the open I was hit by what I can only describe as a wall of steam. It was incredibly humid there, as sticky as any steam room I have ever been in, and very hard to breath. In fact it never changed the whole of the 3 days that we were there, despite being right next to the ocean.

Well pretty soon we were off again, the final leg of our outbound journey, and we finally arrived in New Zealand.

Life In New Zealand

We arrived in Auckland to more reasonable temperatures, and a world that was closer to the England that we knew, although as time went on we would find many differences between the two.

The large sign as you leave the airport sums it up - Kia Ora which is Maori for "Welcome". That struck me as funny, since in England growing up, when you went to the cinema, they sold containers of Orange Juice called "Kia Ora".

The people of this great country are so incredibly friendly, many of them will do anything for you, as I was to find out later.


Things may be different now, but back in 1987 New Zealand was years behind England as far as progress in many ways.

The shops back then opened and shut like the ones in England used to in the 60's and before. They shut at 5 o'clock during the week, and at lunch times, and there was one day during the week when stores would close for the afternoon. On Saturdays they would open at 10am, and close by 2pm. This included most of the supermarkets as well as the department stores downtown. So it took a bit of getting used to.

My cousin had moved out to Auckland to get married in the mid 70's, and her in-laws had moved form England in the 50's. Walking into their house was like going into a house in England in the 50's, it was like a museum in a lot of ways.

The cost of living was higher than in England, and cars were twice the price. For a number of the new friends that we made there, taking the kids to McDonald's once a month was a big treat.

Having less money than we anticipated, plus despite my cousin running an employment agency, it still took me a month to get work. I borrowed a car from her for a while, but then had to buy one of my own, which as well as paying rent on a bungalow took most of our money.

I was lucky to get the job that I did. In those days I would calss myself as an ACE. I had worked on IBM System/34 and System/36 Minicomputers for 7 years, these being the biggest selling minicomputers in the world at the time, and selling faster than you could train people to work on them. I had worked with a very innovative software house in London, then on my own as a consultant for 5 years, so I was very much an expert. In New Zealand by comparison, most of the programmers were home-grown, with very naive skills. So when the largest consultancy in Auckland interviewed me, they said that they would hire me, provided they could get a week of work for me with a client, and during that week they would try to find more work. Well, I worked for the client for the 9 months that I was there, plus 5 other clients as well, so I think I fulfilled the requirements for them.


One thing I went out and did while I was in new Zealand was to learn to scuba dive. I took a basic PADI Class, and also an Advanced Class, and managed to take a few wonderful trips to some unique places.

This didn't come without some problems, however, as combined with sitting in a bad chair for weeks at work and the weight of the tanks and other gear on my first dive, I slipped a disc and ended up crippled for over a month, including over Christmas. My back did get better with time, but even now, 20 years later, I still have problems with it. So if you ever suffer with back pain, I feel for you...

Diving took me to some cool places, the most amazing being to a little deserted bay north of The Bay Of Islands, on Maori land, where we camped for 3 crazy nights. This trip was to dive on The Rainbow Warrior, the Greenpeace ship that had been sunk in Auckland Harbour the year before by the French. We had 2 inflatables, and pushed them out through form the beach and through the surf, one of them having a lot of problems making it, but finally we did. Skipped over the waves, passing baby penguins, which surprised me as it's sub-tropical up there. Finally we reached the spot, anchored, and started our descent. The Rainbow Warrior lies 60 feet down, and as we descended you could see a dark outline ahead, then make out that it was a ship, then the dove and olive branch on the funnel, it was eerie and awesome at the same time. It was fantastic going through cabins and watching the air bubbles fighting to make their way out again to the surface. I felt just like Jacques Cousteau.

I did another amazing trip, out to Great Barrier Island, a deserted island 30 or more miles off Auckland. We did a night dive there, while anchored in a calm inlet. After, we fished and drank beers, while watching a moonless cloudless sky, the myriad of stars reflected in the water, which was as smooth as a mill pond, except for the occasional Sprat which was being chased by s King Fish and leapt out of the water. Just an amazing night.

Well that's enough about my scuba diving - I guess you are here to learn about New Zealand, but I digressed, which you will find I do very well at times.


More to come... lots more...






Headed Back Home

coming soon...

It's A Small World

In Thailand we went on a trip to the Bridge On The River Kwai and the cemetery and museum.

In the museum was a section about Geoffrey Adams, who was a friend of my Grandmother - I used to play with his son. He had written a book about his imprisonment by the Japanese, I have a signed copy.

Back In London

cold, grey gloomy...

the saga continues...

well soon...

Out Of The Mouths Of Babies...

Back in London and having made several trips overseas on business, my son turned to me one day and said:

"You are so lucky Daddy to do all this travelling"

I replied to him "But you have been around the world and you are only 8"

He added, "Yes, but only once"

I will never forget that...

Living In The USA

Moving To The USA

It's a work in progress...

Back In The UK

Today - The Next Phase

It's a work in progress...

Things I Like

It's a work in progress...

Things I Have Done

It's a work in progress...

Things I Still Want To Do

It's a work in progress...

My Hobbies - Genealogy

It's a work in progress...

My Lensography

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    • TonyPayne profile imageAUTHOR

      Tony Payne 

      5 years ago from Southampton, UK

      @Mistl: It's been complicated, but it was worth it :)

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      Tony Payne 

      5 years ago from Southampton, UK

      @Lady Lorelei: Thanks :)

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      5 years ago

      Happy anniversary Tony! :) Sounds like life has had its ups and downs, but having someone to love makes it all worth it.

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      Lorelei Cohen 

      5 years ago from Canada

      A very happy anniversary Tony. I love a great romantic tale and you and Deb have an amazing one.

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      Tony Payne 

      5 years ago from Southampton, UK

      @aesta1: Thanks, I would love to go back to New Zealand one day - maybe when we win the lottery! I hope to be updating this lens soon, so much to tell, so little time.

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      Mary Norton 

      5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      I really enjoyed reading this and see familiar places like New Zealand which we enjoyed much. In fact, we looked at real estate when we were there once. I look froward to your stay in the USA.

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      Tony Payne 

      5 years ago from Southampton, UK

      @Nancy Hardin: Thanks Nancy. So much more to add to this as well.

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      Tony Payne 

      5 years ago from Southampton, UK

      @Scarlettohairy: Thanks. It's one of my earlier lenses, actually my original lensography, but I have a new one and so took the lenses out of this, it was getting too long. I surged ahead with my story, then came to a halt, really would love to bring it up to date.

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      Peggy Hazelwood 

      5 years ago from Desert Southwest, U.S.A.

      This is a very interesting read. I look forward to checking out more when you fill us in on your life in the US, etc.!

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      Nancy Carol Brown Hardin 

      5 years ago from Las Vegas, NV

      Tony, I feel I understand and know you better now, after reading this autobiography. I'm so glad to be able to call you friend. Thanks for sharing. Blessed by a SquidAngel.

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      Nancy Tate Hellams 

      5 years ago from Pendleton, SC

      It sure was fun to revisit this great autobiographical page! I will always remember how kind you were to me when I started on Squidoo.

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      5 years ago

      Like the idea of the about lens doing double duty as history for later generations.

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      5 years ago

      good to meet you Poddy :) What an interesting and varied life you've lived! it sounds like you've truly experienced lots!

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      6 years ago

      Hi Poddy,

      thanks for liking my lens Getting Around Orlando

    • OrlandoTipster profile image


      6 years ago

      Nice bio

      Glad to see you still smiling

    • cynthiannleighton profile image


      6 years ago

      Nice intro. You sure have been around a lot! As evidenced by your son's, "Only once!" and more:-) Good story.

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      6 years ago

      You sure have accomplished a lot in your lifetime, may you accomplish many more things :)

      Good luck to you and all of your future endeavors :)

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      Ann Hinds 

      6 years ago from So Cal

      There is so much here to read that I will have to come back. Then...I noticed the state lenses and I will have to read them too. Good grief, when will I find the time? Great lens

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      7 years ago from Southern California

      You have a lot going on! -- from the Yahoo lens group.

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      Lorelei Cohen 

      7 years ago from Canada

      Hmmm? I know that I visited this lens before but I just noticed that it didn't have a like from how the heck did I manage to screw that one up. Perhaps I was just too busy reading the first time I visited ;) Situation now rectified. Have a great day Poddy.

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      7 years ago

      Nice shirts Tony! I would like to get one too :) Nice to get to know you a little bit better :)

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      7 years ago

      Thanks so much for introducing yourself.

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      Lee Hansen 

      7 years ago from Vermont

      I've never tackled my entire life story. You give me inspiration to begin the process, if only for my daughters and grandkids.

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      7 years ago from Midwest

      Tony, all I can say is "WOW"! hehe... Please don't fill me full of lead!

      Love reading about your life and I agree with Vallain about the separate lenses.

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      7 years ago

      What an interesting life you've led so far. Looking forward to reading about the next installment!

    • TonyPayne profile imageAUTHOR

      Tony Payne 

      7 years ago from Southampton, UK

      @Virginia Allain: Good thinking, thanks. I just need to get back on track with writing my life story.

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      Virginia Allain 

      7 years ago from Central Florida

      I think you're right, you may have a book with what you are writing here. Think about having separate lenses for some of the segments you are planning to add here. One could be Poddy's - The U.S. Years. Then link them all together, so people could find all the parts of your life.

      If you do self-publish it for your family, I recommend which I've used for some family memoirs.

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      7 years ago

      I find you an extremely interesting person. Can't wait to reading your story further... so far, it's very interesting. I wish you lots of success with your autobiography.

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      7 years ago

      I've spent some time here and other lenses, thanks for the entertainment! I always wanted to travel, only been here in the usa but it's a great place!

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      7 years ago from Oz

      Tony, thank you for sharing your life journey with us, it's great that I can know you a little bit better now. Will definitely back to check your updates. I love your traveling story too. wow... --- Blessed ---

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      Anthony Godinho 

      7 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      All I can say right now is...WOW...I'll definitely have to come back and read more and check your updates. You've experienced much in life so far, but it's great that you've been able to stay above it all. I enjoy traveling too and would love to travel more. Nice to get to know a lot more about you through this lens. **Blessed by a Squid-Angel**

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      Lorelei Cohen 

      7 years ago from Canada

      Wow this is one jam packed lens... nice to know you a little better Poddy. I just stopped by thought to wish you a merry Christmas and a spectacular New Year. Best Wishes.

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      7 years ago

      Superb lensography! Was wonderful getting to know you better :) Love the Lilliput story and learning all about where you grew up. And echoing the comment below, yes, the cowboy pic is priceless!

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      Moe Wood 

      7 years ago from Eastern Ontario

      I remember my aunt taking me berry picking (I was just talking about this the other day) and I barfed the whole way. Up until that point I didn't know I was car sick person. 30 years later and I still have to sit in the front seat. It was interesting reading a little about you. The cowboy pic is priceless.

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      8 years ago from Sweden

      Enjoyed the reading. Now I feel like I have known you for years. One thing you should know is, that when ever I feel I need a smile - I am going to your sites.

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      8 years ago

      Great lens, Tony. I admire your traveling heart. I'd like to travel, but I'd want my bed to follow close behind. :) ...Maybe one day. :)

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      8 years ago

      It's nice to meet you Poddys. I've seen you around, but just now getting to Who is Poddys. You've had quite an interesting life. I'll be seeing you around.

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      8 years ago

      Wow, Poddy is many things. Nice getting to know you....thanks for sharing your personal story. SquidAngel Blessings :)

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      Ram Ramakrishnan 

      8 years ago

      It was nice getting to know Poddys! Your style of writing makes it impossible to stop until one reaches the end and then one feels sad that it has ended. Great lens, Tony!

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      8 years ago

      what a nice lense...5*...I like your blurbs and the stories, very what your son said about travelling around the world.

      My grandmother Ives family came from England...I as well love doing genealogy...check out my new genealogy based type you still have an English accent or a New Zealand one.

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      8 years ago

      Holding my breath, waiting for the rest of the story. I've thought of doing something like this, but I think my family would shoot me. I applaud your dedication to truly Living life.

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      8 years ago from Surrey, United Kingdom

      As I'm hanging up my wings very shortly, I just had to drop by and sprinkle some of that magic dust here.

      Happy New Year! Squid Angel blessed.

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      9 years ago

      Just back for another visit to see how this has developed. Looks like there's more lenses I need to visit.

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      Sandy Mertens 

      9 years ago from Frozen Tundra

      Thanks for the invite to add my lensography here. Since I just became a Giant Squid, I noticed this is your second Squid Anniversary. Happy Anniversary. Great lens. 5*

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      9 years ago

      5 Stars for the person and to save my head :P lol !! You Rock Man !!

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      9 years ago

      Tony, This was to be a quick browse, for I had things to do... but I just couldn't stop reading your lensography. You must have an incredible schedule and incredible energy to do all that you do and you continue to build upon it all with travel, prolific writing and reading, and last but not least... romance. You and Deb are a great fit and a great story. Great lensography and all the best to you!

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      coachniquenya lm 

      9 years ago

      This is a really great lens! I hope to be like you when I grow up! Cheers!

    • dahlia369 profile image


      9 years ago

      Having a pretty tough day ahead of me, I'm glad I chose to read your lens this morning. Enjoyed every sentence and can't wait for more. Awesome lens, thank you!! :)

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      9 years ago

      You sir - kick Squidoo (__[__) TOTALLY!! We love your lenses!

    • ZenandChic profile image


      9 years ago

      Thanks for putting my lenses on your blog! I enjoy reading the blog!

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      9 years ago

      Your story is very interesting. I can't wait until you add more so I can read those too.

      Great lens!

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      9 years ago

      Hi - enjoyed your description of your life in New Zealand. And the quote from your son about having travelled 'around the world' only once by age 8! Adorable. Nice to meet you. Thanks for visiting my lens. I have a long way to go to catch up to you as a lensmaster :-). Best of luck to you. I think you're right about the Pendleton sisters (OhMe and Joan4) making Pendleton, SC the Squidoo 'capital'. Very talented lensmasters and lovely, caring ladies. It's a privilege to know them. I'll be back to read more of your interesting lenses.

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      Webcodes LM 

      9 years ago

      Loved the read Tony.. sorry that salesman screwed you over. It's hard to trust anyone in business unless you do it yourself. 5* and fav.

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      9 years ago

      Great lens - you've been blessed by a squidoo angel :)

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      rewards4life info 

      9 years ago

      Hey, Tony! It is very nice to meet you! This lens is just wonderful. You've traveled so far away from home, and still managed to find a perfect women, here in the UK! I'm very happy for you both. =)

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      9 years ago

      Wow! Great Lens! You are one busy guy! Congrats on being a Giant Squid!

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      Lee Hansen 

      9 years ago from Vermont

      Dear Poddys, you've lived more of life than many 55 boomers already, plus you have so much to offer to Senior Geek Squids. Please feel free to submit your lenses to the group and we will welcome you most heartily in advance of your milestone birthday celebration. I have the power to time shift ... tada! Pastiche

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      Janusz LM 

      9 years ago

      A fine example of an AWESOME Lens.. Blessed by a Squid Angel :)

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      clouda9 lm 

      9 years ago

      You are one busy person online and offline! How do you keep track? Great share and especially love your pic with the cowboy outfit and two-shooter :)

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      9 years ago

      Thanks for the jokes!

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      9 years ago

      Congrats on the Giant Squid Status.

      I am still working on mine. (don't want to rush it)

      About the Bear Marketing System, one of the sub programs is "Work For 3 Dollars"

      It is a 1 time fee of $3.40, Brian Bear joined under me and I got 40 new downline just since his system launch at noon EST on March 31st. (24 hours ago)

      I re-signed up under him, (double dipping). If you want to gamble $3.40 and see if you can get spillover from Brian Bear's System, the link is

      It is not a monthly fee, so I am not sure if it is really MLM or not.

      No pressure though, friend.

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      Beaman LM 

      9 years ago

      Wonderfully in-depth lens on your life. I'm an only child too but like you I feel it gave me many advantages in life and how I see things. I've never been to the South West part of England but it looks a delightful part of the country.

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      9 years ago

      Nice to meet you in Squidoo! :)

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      9 years ago

      WOW! What alot of great info. Maybe one day I'll do one of these...

    • Lizblueberry profile image


      9 years ago

      What a great lens! I know how much time it takes to create a lens like this. Sounds like you had a great childhood!!! Please give us more!

    • nebby profile image


      9 years ago from USA

      Poddys I'm always impressed with your talents and love what you have done with this lens. Excellent!

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      9 years ago

      Hello Poddy...just a note to say, "Thank you" for your very kind words of encouragement on my lens! And kudos to you for your great lens collection! My, my, my what intimidation...oops, I mean "inspiration"! ;-) 5* for all the hard work/fun ... I'll be back.

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      Oh Petit Bebe 

      9 years ago

      Thanks for letting us get to know you better through this lensography. You've put a lot of work into it and it's remarkable.

      Also wanted to thank you for your help.

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      9 years ago

      An excellent lens with a lot of info about who is this guy behind "Poddys". Well done.

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      funwithtrains lm 

      9 years ago

      I always enjoy your lenses, and glad to get to know more about you through this one!

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      9 years ago

      Very fascinating thanks for sharing the story of your life. I'd like to visit the country of your birth since that's where my last name has it's origin.

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      nightbear lm 

      9 years ago

      So that is why you are the way you are. And boy am I glad. Great Job, Tony.

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      9 years ago

      Tony -- Congratulations on 2nd runnerup Best Lensography in the 2008 Giant Squid Awards. Well deserved -- thanks for all of your contributions to the Squidoo community! Best in the new year for you and Deb!

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      Evelyn Saenz 

      9 years ago from Royalton

      Congratulations on winning 2nd runner up for the best Lensography.

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      9 years ago

      What great travel experiences you've had! and what a lensography--certainly makes me a bit jealous. Thanks for inviting me to add to your lensmaster lensography list!

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      Glenna Jones 

      9 years ago from Orlando, Florida

      Thanks for visiting my Gandree lens. Except for a brief vacation in Canada, I've never left the States. It's cool to hear what life is like in other places. Your story is long but interesting and I think it is still unfolding. Have a Merry Christmas and a good visit back home.

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      9 years ago

      You are a busy one.

      Great lens


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      9 years ago from Berkshire, United Kingdom

      WOW...what a fascinating life :D

      One of my earliest memories is of a lovely holiday spent in Sandbanks when I was 4...

      5* :D

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      9 years ago

      Enjoyable read! 5*

      ...and thanks for commenting on my Shepherds Pie

      recipe lens!...I appreciate it! : )

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      9 years ago

      Congratulations on your 2008 Giant Squid Awards nomination and good luck! - Kathy aka "Pretty Bullet"

    • pkmcruk profile image


      9 years ago from Cheshire UK

      Tony thank you for sharing so much of yourself through your personal story. I always find it humbling to get an insight into other people and you have certainly given us that!

      Take care


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      9 years ago

      Hi Poddy, you've been to a lot of places! It was a pleasure reading your lensography. I also want to thank you for stopping by my >Man Made Marvels site which I recently gave an overhaul to.

      Anyway, 5 stars for your lensography!

      I've also set up a biography about myself here if you want to know more about me too.

      Kind regards,


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      9 years ago

      Fantastic - I can't wait to visit the rest of your lenses and learn more! Great job! You may be my ne idol.

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      Evelyn Saenz 

      9 years ago from Royalton

      Loved reading your story so far. I can hardly wait to come back and read the continuing saga.

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      9 years ago

      Nice to meet you Poodys...and such a great lens right off the spot...since it has to do with travel and family, Ill lens roll it to my Familiyties and Cairo ones...I want to make sure folk will find you.

      You get 5* from me for sure...look forward to your other lenses!

      Greetings from Germany


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      9 years ago

      Wow, you've been busy since I last visited your lensography! I just wanted to thank you for your kind comments. I think you are an amazing writer and your lenses are top notch material. Wishing you much success and wealth from you hard work. :)

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      Linda Hoxie 

      9 years ago from Idaho

      Hi Poddys, nice to get to know more about you on this lens, thank you so much for leaving congrats on the Kootenay Lake, BC lens that made LOTD, I really appreciate you! Linda

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      9 years ago

      Another excellent lens (5*). I was certain I had read and rated this already, but I must have missed it. I have just published my 50th lens. I wonder if I will qualify for one of those Giant Squid T-shirts soon.

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      10 years ago

      Excellent detailed lensography. I too am from England and I love travel.

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      10 years ago

      Poddy you have been one of the most positive and inspirational lensmaster I have had the chance to meet since joining Squidoo. I enjoy your posts on Squidu and find you to be a great example of loving life and being real. I really enjoyed going through all of your bio which is fantastic! I'm really glad you're part of this great community. Thanks for all your work...

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      Achim Thiemermann 

      10 years ago from Austin, Texas

      I'm adding another SquidAngel Blessing to one of my favorite lensographies by one of my favorite lensmasters. It's good to know you, Tony!

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      Tammy Winand 

      10 years ago from McleodGanj HP India

      just saying hello... I love the Giant Squid shirt too, got mine and should add my photo in it!

      seeing what you're up to... looking forward to the works in progress getting completed


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      10 years ago

      I just loved the lens, Tony! You sound a lot like me, with hardships being turned into humor! Love the Cowboy Picture. Threat aside, I'm giving it 5*

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      10 years ago

      Please to meet you. You had a wonderful life, I love to travel too! :)

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      10 years ago

      nice to meet you! I found you here through gather while searching for hopefully help building at squidoo. Looks like I have a lot of work ahead of me to become a giant squid...a lot of thinking of what the heck I can even build lenses on!

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      10 years ago

      Wow great lensography. Thanks for joining G Rated Lense Factory!

    • AlisonMeacham profile image


      10 years ago

      Great to learn more about you!

      You have been Blessed by a Squid Angel

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      10 years ago

      Hiya Poddys...Best wishes from an ex Islington man.

      Aitch, UK

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      10 years ago

      Hi, Tony.

      Love the Giant Squid pic at the top. You look so proud!

      I never got around to telling you that your prize for finding the secret guest book was to be recommended to LOTS of other lensmasters and lensrolled on 17 lenses. Woo Hoo!

      Great Participation!


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