remote control fan
Turn them on or off
Fan: Ardent and enthusiastic supporter or devotee, an admirer.
Remote Control: A device used to control an activity or machine from a distance.
Remote control fans would definitely be a brilliant invention. Imagine that whenever you felt the need for some fan support, you clicked a button and a comment, a positive comment at that, would immediately appear on your hub. You could program your remote control, so that if you pressed 1 You'd receive a breathless comment from a sexy wench with an avatar of her wearing only a g-string. 2 You'd receive a personal comment from a hunky lifeguard at Bondi Beach wearing a bathing cap and a very snug speedo in his avatar. 3 You'd receive critical acclaim for your hub from a fan with an avatar showing her to be wearing a tweed skirt and very comfortable shoes and a periwinkle blue twinset. 4 You'd receive a "Hi, howya going?" message from a wholesome cowboy with a sixpack you could use as a piano keyboard peeping out from his blue denim shirt. 5 You'd receive the same message from a Dallas Cowboys' Cheerleader. 6 You'd receive "If you do that again, I'll spank you!" comment from a tall redhead in thigh high boots and a corset, brandishing a whip and wearing a dog collar. 7 You'd receive a comment that says, "God loves you anyway, regardless of what you wrote." from a priest with a sexy smile. 8 You'd receive a comment that says, "Big Brother is watching you!" from an avatar of Chairman Mao. 9 You'd receive a comment saying, "You are the best hubber on hubpages. I love your hubs. Please write more," from a little girl in a pink dress sucking a lollipo in her avatar. 10 You'd receive a comment saying, "Your hub rocks!" from a young teenage boy with a baseball bat over his shoulder in his avatar.
If you wanted to write for the enjoyment of it, you could hide your remote control fan under the cushion, and refrain from receiving feedback and comments on a particular day. Of course, if you're having a bad day and are angry with the world, then pressing 666 would generate a comment along the lines of, "Piss off you piece of shit. Nobody wants to read the garbage you write. Give up and find another hobby!" This can definitely be counted on to ruin your day further, and put you into a really aggressive mood.
The benefits of having a remote control fan are enormous. You decide when you want to be admired and by what kind of a fan. It doesn't matter where in the world you live, or how big your trailer is, you have all the control. This will avoid hubbers signing up to everyone's fan club in a vain bid for the hubber they fanned to sign up with them. You decide on what kind of feedback will best suit your mood. You can even use your remote control to delete a particular fan type and program in another that's more amenable to you. Remote control fans is definitely the way forward. You won't have problems with people stalking you so stalkers will be deleted. Nobody will leave snotty comments for you on the forums, as with you remote control fan, you can key in the kinds of responses you'd like to hear. Remote control fans are definitely the future for Hubpages and the Hubpages Community. Get yours today!
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hmmm, mebbe I'll invent one now and get rich. haha
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Yeah, I'm thinking of other uses for a remote control fan........
We had no internet yet when I was in college. My experience of a remote control fan was having pen pals and I got them through the snail mail. But this time, fans are just a click away. You can choose your fans.
Thanks for this hub, cindyvine.
Very funny, great hub, seems to me I have gotten some of those remote fan messages....you can guess which ones LOL
Automatically change someones avatar or peramnatly delete someone from hubpages altogether, put up smokescreen to protect naughty hub from view of monitors, etc. haha or maybe paint a muctache on PGrundy, hehe
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Thanks for stopping by Francia!
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Yeah Sandamn, know just who you talking about lol
Now CC, why do you want to paint a moustache on PGrundy? That is so mean and very unromantic.
for the fun of it. haha
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You are so mean, Mr Romantic, we might have to call you Mr Bombastic!
I only want a number 4 on my remote, 444444444444444 get it.
I already have one - myself, my biggest fan of all! LOL
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Hawkesdream, maybe we can get Cris dressed up in a cowboy suit and put im at number 11!
I felt an irresistable urge to come here and leave a glowing comment. Awesome hub! There is no better hubber than Cindy!
Whoa, where did that come from...and why am I wearing this G-string?
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Ah Evilpants, my remote control must be working then!
Ya know, my alter ego wrote a hub about the inventor of the remote control, and for some weird reason, it's one of his most consistent performing hubs. Can't figure that one out.
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no idea, there is just no logic in the world! I have an idea though, that the requester didn't actually imagine this kind of a hub when they put in the request. Oh well, my mind is sometimes a little random
I'll ask Sony to come up with a proto-type. ;)
Nice article..NOT what I was expecting at all.
G|M
click, click, click, I think I need some batteries for mine
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Ah, does yours double as a vibrator then, Toad?
I admit to having my lonely moments
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wish I had a remote fan to pee for me. I can't leave my class alone and I have to go, NOWWWWWW
I am going to invent a curvy remote with a beer can cooler and big lucious lips that vibrate during commercials. Think it will sell Cindy? :)
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Oh for sure, design it and I can get it made cheaply in China!
Cool...cheap in China sounds perfect.....lead paint...dont't lick!
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with melamine!
!enivydnic buh taerG
.....damn I put the batteries in the remote in backwards!
On every button of course!
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lol Sharrie, would be something I might do!
Tom, of course! Lunch time, have to nip across to te supermarket to pick up some melamine minc
Hey LOL....what sharrire said reminds me....does China make batteries?
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they make everything here
Is this a copyrighted hub? I might steal a business idea from it. :-)
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I don't know if it's copyrighted or how do you copyright. It is orginal as I made it all up!
print it, sign it, mail it to yourself and leave it unopened. The date on the envelope will prove it's yours as well. My remote control fan is inside a machine...the A/C. Hot flashes make it my #1 fan...don't touch my remote. LOL SUPER hub!!
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Thanks Marisue!
Ahhh...I've got to show y'all this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI1DBRz3JLk
Now, more to the point...
Mitch once stated..
"I've got an oscillating fan at my house. The fan goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying "No". So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say no to. Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have three settings? Liar! My fan fucking lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you ain't sayin' shit."
Sigh...if only he was still with us.
Sincerely,
G|M
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GM unfortunately, Chairman Mao here has blocked youtube for the last month or so!
Sorry to hear of that...dern firewall of China.
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yeah, the Big Brother syndrome is active here
This is so funny but will that come true someday?
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Hey Shamel, you just never know. probably lol
There's a product I saw once...it was advertised on television. It was a compact disc full of people cheering for you. "You're a great person!" "Well done!" "You're awesome!"
I couldn't stop laughing.
Someone actually has found a way to make money off those with little self esteem besides perscriptions. Neat!
G|M
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Yeah, lol, have seen that, and another cd of just everyday sounds like someone mowing the lawn lol
very funny good hub
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Glad you enjoyed it Lgali!
Your writing talents are wasted in China! Thank heavens for the internet so you can share your warped silliness with us! (Like the new profile pic, btw)
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Hi Jama, well will be leaving China for good soon, but will Tanzania be ready for my warped silliness?
Now this is a great idea! You mean I wouldn't have to stand in front of the mirror every day and repeat my positive affirmations, then watch Oprah show to feel uplifted- yes I'd pay a decent amount for this invention.
Now this is a remote worth fighting my husband for!
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Hey, maybe we can get a remote control husband as well!
Now I'm convinced- You're brilliant! Remote control husband!
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We can turn them off whenever we want!
ahahah... I love it! Ill take 3, in case any of them break... wait, does it come with some sort of warranty? lol.
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yeah, a 30 day money back guarantee
LOL!Certainly a good idea!Saves us so much time and energy..lol..Great hub!
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Thanks for dropping by, Lyla
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