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Fan: Ardent and enthusiastic supporter or devotee, an admirer.
Remote Control: A device used to control an activity or machine from a distance.
Remote control fans would definitely be a brilliant invention. Imagine that whenever you felt the need for some fan support, you clicked a button and a comment, a positive comment at that, would immediately appear on your hub. You could program your remote control, so that if you pressed 1 You'd receive a breathless comment from a sexy wench with an avatar of her wearing only a g-string. 2 You'd receive a personal comment from a hunky lifeguard at Bondi Beach wearing a bathing cap and a very snug speedo in his avatar. 3 You'd receive critical acclaim for your hub from a fan with an avatar showing her to be wearing a tweed skirt and very comfortable shoes and a periwinkle blue twinset. 4 You'd receive a "Hi, howya going?" message from a wholesome cowboy with a sixpack you could use as a piano keyboard peeping out from his blue denim shirt. 5 You'd receive the same message from a Dallas Cowboys' Cheerleader. 6 You'd receive "If you do that again, I'll spank you!" comment from a tall redhead in thigh high boots and a corset, brandishing a whip and wearing a dog collar. 7 You'd receive a comment that says, "God loves you anyway, regardless of what you wrote." from a priest with a sexy smile. 8 You'd receive a comment that says, "Big Brother is watching you!" from an avatar of Chairman Mao. 9 You'd receive a comment saying, "You are the best hubber on hubpages. I love your hubs. Please write more," from a little girl in a pink dress sucking a lollipo in her avatar. 10 You'd receive a comment saying, "Your hub rocks!" from a young teenage boy with a baseball bat over his shoulder in his avatar.
If you wanted to write for the enjoyment of it, you could hide your remote control fan under the cushion, and refrain from receiving feedback and comments on a particular day. Of course, if you're having a bad day and are angry with the world, then pressing 666 would generate a comment along the lines of, "Piss off you piece of shit. Nobody wants to read the garbage you write. Give up and find another hobby!" This can definitely be counted on to ruin your day further, and put you into a really aggressive mood.
The benefits of having a remote control fan are enormous. You decide when you want to be admired and by what kind of a fan. It doesn't matter where in the world you live, or how big your trailer is, you have all the control. This will avoid hubbers signing up to everyone's fan club in a vain bid for the hubber they fanned to sign up with them. You decide on what kind of feedback will best suit your mood. You can even use your remote control to delete a particular fan type and program in another that's more amenable to you. Remote control fans is definitely the way forward. You won't have problems with people stalking you so stalkers will be deleted. Nobody will leave snotty comments for you on the forums, as with you remote control fan, you can key in the kinds of responses you'd like to hear. Remote control fans are definitely the future for Hubpages and the Hubpages Community. Get yours today!