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Updated on July 18, 2011

Witty Clever sayings

   She wanted something to happen - something, anything: she did not know what.
  ~Author : Kate Chopin Witty Clever sayings

   A relationship is like a rose, How long it lasts, no one knows Love can erase an awful past, Love can be yours, you'll see at last To feel that love, it makes you sigh, To have it leave, you'd rather die You hope you've found that special rose, 'Cause you love and care for the one you chose.
  ~Author : Rob Cella Clever Witty sayings

   Every man of genius sees the world at a different angle from his fellows, and there is his tragedy.
  ~Author : Henry Havelock Ellis Nice Quotes

   In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.
  ~Author : Albert Schweitzer Great Sayings

   The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
  ~Author : Sloan Wilson Meaningful Sayings

   The meekest of animals will fight bravely when it is backed against a wall, for it has nothing left to lose. A poor man is more deadly than a rich man because he puts less value on his own life.
  ~Author : R A Salvatore The Crystal Shard Wise Quotes

   If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this.
  ~Author : Spencer Silver Motivational Sayings

   We cannot be sure that we have something to live for unless we are ready to die for it.
  ~Author : Eric Hoffer Famous Quotes

   To be humble to superiors is duty, to equals courtesy, to inferiors nobleness.
  ~Author : Benjamin Franklin Inspirational Sayings


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      6 years ago

      Friendship often ends in love but love in friendship--never. Albert Camus Popular Quotes

      Dieu me pardonnera c'est son metier. (God will pardon me, that's his job.) Heinrich Heine Inspirational Sayings

      If you can react the same way to winning and losing, that is a big accomplishment. That quality is important because it stays with you the rest of your life. Chris Evert Nice Quotes

      Be the first to the field and the last to the couch. Chinese Proverb Motivational Sayings

      He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good. Confucius Meaningful Sayings

      The stupid neither forgive nor forget the naive forgive and forget the wise forgive but do not forget. Thomas Szasz Famous Sayings

      The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. Alben W Barkley vice president under Harry Truman Wise Quotes

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      7 years ago

      A pessimist is a person who has to listen to too many optimists. Don Marquis Popular Quotes

      Words, like nature, half reveal and half conceal the soul within. Alfred Lord Tennyson Inspirational Sayings

      Universities are of course hostile to geniuses, which, seeing and using ways of their own, discredit the routine as churches and monasteries persecute youthful saints. Ralph Waldo Emerson Nice Quotes

      The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. Bertrand Russell Motivational Sayings

      To overcome evil with good is good, to resist evil by evil is evil. Prophet Mohammed Meaningful Sayings

      We must not be hampered by yesterday's myths in concentrating on today's needs. Harold S Geneen Famous Sayings

      She is not fair to outward view

      As many maidens be;

      Her loveliness I never knew

      Until she smiled on me;

      Oh! then I saw her eye was bright,

      A well of love, a spring of light.

      Hartley Coleridge Wise Quotes

      I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know, important like a league game or something. Dick Butkus Witty Sayings

      Love has no other desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. Kahlil Gibran Great Sayings

      Tradition is laziness. Gustav Mahler Popular Quotes

      A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops. Henry B Adams Inspirational Sayings

      A happy life consists in tranquillity of mind. Cicero Nice Quotes

      No one can avoid aging, but aging productively is something else. Katharine Graham Motivational Sayings

      How many of our daydreams would darken into nightmares if there seemed any danger of their coming true Logan Pearsall Smith Meaningful Sayings

      You only give me what you have left over, and you want things from me that I do not have. Michelangelo Poem Fragment Famous Sayings

      The problem most people have with resisting temptation is that they never really want to discourage it altogether. Steve Martini Wise Quotes

      There are many shining qualities on the mind of man; but none so useful as discretion. It is this which gives a value to all the rest, and sets them at work in their proper places, and turns them to the advantage of their possessor. Without it, learning is pedantry; wit, impertinence; virtue itself looks like weakness; and the best parts only qualify a man to be more sprightly in errors, and active to his own prejudice. Though a man has all other perfections and wants discretion, he will be of no great consequence in the world; but if he has this single talent in perfection, and but a common share of others, he may do what he pleases in his station of life. Joseph Addison Witty Sayings

      As human beings, we are endowed with freedom of choice, and we cannot shuffle off our responsibility upon the shoulders of God or nature. We must shoulder it ourselves. It is our responsibility. Arnold J Toynbee Great Sayings

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      7 years ago

      where are the witty sayings?

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      7 years ago

      Life grants nothing to us mortals without hard work.

      ~Author : Horace Satires Famous Quotes

      I know of only one bird - the parrot - that talks and it can't fly very high.

      ~Author : Wilbur Wright Inspirational Sayings

      If you're not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.

      ~Author : Martin Luther Nice Quotes

      The most powerful factors in the world are clear ideas in the minds of energetic men of good will.

      ~Author : J Arthur Thomson Great Sayings

      What is more mortifying than to feel that you have missed the plum for want of courage to shake the tree?

      ~Author : Logan Pearsall Smith Meaningful Sayings

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      Nice Quotes 

      7 years ago

      Bad is never good until worse happens.

      ~Author : Danish Proverb Nice Quotes

      Glass, china and reputation are easily cracked, and never well mended.

      ~Author : Benjamin Franklin Great Sayings

      Just as there is a lower carelessness which means death to the soul, so there is a higher carelessness which is the supreme gift of religion. We must all at length rest back upon God.

      ~Author : W E Orchard Meaningful Sayings

      I have lived some thirty-odd years on this planet, and I have yet to hear the first syllable of valuable or even earnest advice from my seniors.

      ~Author : Henry David Thoreau Popular Sayings

      Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop away from you like the leaves of Autumn.

      ~Author : John Muir Wise Quotes

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      9 years ago from malaysia

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