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Existential questions

Updated on July 19, 2009

1. Why abbreviation is such a long word?

2. Why kamikaze pilots wears helmets?

3. Why syringe needles are getting disinfected for death convicts?

4. What is the synonym of the word "synonym"?

5.Why does not exists cat food with a savor of mouse?

6.Why non stop bars have bolts?

7.How can Donald have nephews if he hasn`t any brothers or sisters?

8.What is a chameleon color when he looks in the mirror?

9. Why we are always finding a parking spot for handicapped persons near the skating?

10. Why when rains, rains with water?

11.Why a pizza delivery arrives faster then an ambulance?

12.If Superman is so smart why he wears drawers over the pants?

13. How big is the Universe?

14. How is going to name the age that will came after the contemporany age?

15. If swimming is helpful for weight loss, how is that the wales are fat?

16. If penis is shrinking on cold water, why is not enlarging on hot water?

17. What are you doing where you don`t know what to do?

18. If a word from a dictionary is mistaken, how can we tell?

19. If olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from?

20.If people see birdies when they are hurt in the head, what are birds see when are hurt in the heads?


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    • agaglia profile image

      agaglia 5 years ago

      Caticorina, So, have you been talking with 3 year olds? these are just the sort of questions I get from my students (who are preschoolers) Great list.

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      cheaptrick 7 years ago from the bridge of sighs

      I was born near Nepali and return every year.

      I would love to read you in Italian where you can fully express yourself.

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      ralwus 8 years ago

      These are pretty funny. Have me laughing and the penis thing, welll....Kamikaze pilots wore helmets to be able to hear their radios and to communicate with the other kamikaze buddies. Good question. I think maybe birdies see cats spinning around when hit on the noggin. Don't you? LOL

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      caticorina 8 years ago from Italy

      actually i might have some answers to these questions...and i will publish it among the questions..:)

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      agaglia 8 years ago

      and did you want some answers to these questions?

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      Tom Cornett 8 years ago from Ohio

      Grins...this is cool...thanks! :)