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Funny Motivational Sayings

Updated on October 24, 2009

Motivational Sayings - Funny Quotes

   Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it he that fears not, gives advantage to the danger.
  ~Author : Francis Quarles Famous Funny Quotes

   A film is - or should be - more like music than like fiction. It should be a progression of moods and feelings. The theme, what's behind the emotion, the meaning, all that comes later.
  ~Author : Stanley Kubrick Inspirational Motivational Sayings

   Everything I do, I do on the principle of Russian borscht. You can throw everything into it-beets, carrots, cabbage, onions, everything you want. What's important is the result, the taste of the borscht.
  ~Author : Yevgeny Aleksandrovich Yevtushenko Nice Quotes

   Dancing The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body.
  ~Author : Isadora Duncan Great Sayings

   The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving.
  ~Author : Russell Green Meaningful Sayings

   The noblest of men deserves not the weakest of women.
  ~Author : Carey Bowman Popular Sayings

   I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the sea shore and diverting himself and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary while the greater ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.
  ~Author : Ashley Montagu Wise Quotes

   I am sure you will be guided right in your decision, to place implicit faith in his integrity and honesty. Best wishes from one who has known Richard longer than anyone else. His mother.
  ~Author : Hannah Nixon Witty Sayings

   The quality of an individual is reflected in the standards they set for themselves.
  ~Author : Ray Kroc Motivational Sayings

   It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.
  ~Author : Nikolai Gogol Famous Quotes

   Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul.
And sings the tune
Without the words,
and never stops at all.
  ~Author : Emily Dickinson Inspirational Sayings

   You are forgiven for your happiness and your successes only if you generously consent to share them.
  ~Author : Albert Camus Nice Quotes


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      The test of literature is, I suppose, whether we ourselves live more intensely for the reading of it. Elizabeth Drew Popular Quotes

      A snake deserves no pity. Yiddish Proverb Inspirational Sayings

      Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. Oscar Wilde Nice Quotes

      Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom. Jerry Seinfeld Seinfeld Motivational Sayings

      We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe. Dan Quayle Meaningful Sayings

      If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife Trust me, it's not. Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Famous Sayings

      I quote others only in order the better to express myself. Michel de Montaigne Wise Quotes

      Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things. Woody Allen Witty Sayings

      One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom. Muriel Spark Great Sayings

      It is not the fruits of scientific research that elevate man and enrich his nature. but the urge to understand, the intellectual work, creative or receptive. Albert Einstein Popular Quotes

      When the stomach is full, it is easy to talk of fasting. Saint Jerome Letter Inspirational Sayings

      The true lover of learning then must his earliest youth, as far as in him lies, desire all truth. . .He whose desires are drawn toward knowledge in every form will be absorbed in the pleasures of the soul, and will hardly feel bodily pleasures- -I mean, if he be a true philosopher and not a sham one. . .Then how can he who has the magnificence of mind and is the spectator of all times and all existence, think much of human life He cannot. Or can such a one account death fearful No indeed. Plato Nice Quotes

      Recommend to your children virtue; that alone can make them happy, not gold. Ludwig van Beethoven Motivational Sayings

      Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth. Lillian Hellman Meaningful Sayings

      I say, thou mad March hare. John Skelton Replication Against Certain Young Scholars Famous Sayings

      Freedom is from within. Frank Lloyd Wright Wise Quotes

      People change and forget to tell eachother. Lillian Hellman Witty Sayings

      Belief is the death of intelligence. Robert Anton Wilson Great Sayings

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      All historians, even the most scientific, have bias, if in no other sense than the determination not to have any. Carl Lotus Becker Popular Quotes

      He helps others most, who shows them how to help themselves. A P Gouthey Inspirational Sayings

      If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. Phyllis Diller Nice Quotes

      Some people never say the words 'I love you' It's not their style to be so bold. Some people never say those words 'I love you' But, like a child, they're longing to be told. Paul Simon Motivational Sayings

      I think we have a need to know what we do not need to know. William Safire Meaningful Sayings

      These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equaled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig. Alfred Hitchcock Famous Sayings

      Give a man religion without reminding him of his filth, and the result will be arrogance in a three- piece suit. Max Lucado Max Lucado The Applause of Heaven Wise Quotes

      Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen. Bob Marley Witty Sayings

      Change should be a friend. It should happen by plan, not by accident. Philip Crosby Reflections on Quality Great Sayings

      You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. Navajo American Indian Proverb Popular Quotes

      Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. Erma Bombeck Inspirational Sayings

      I've always followed my father's advice he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble. John Wayne Nice Quotes

      Illegitimis non carborundum.Lat., Don't let the bastards grind you down. Gen Joseph Stilwell Motivational Sayings

      Tax reform means, 'Don't tax you, don't tax me. Tax that fellow behind the tree.' Russell Long Meaningful Sayings

      Tony Montana Say hello to my little friend Scarface Famous Sayings

      If thou desire to purchase honor with thy wealth, consider first how that wealth became thine; if thy labor got it, let thy wisdom keep it; if oppression found it, let repentance restore it; if thy parent left it, let thy virtues deserve it; so shall thy honor be safer, better and cheaper. Francis Quarles Wise Quotes

      Fortune can, for her pleasure, fools advance,

      And toss them on the wheels of Chance. Juvenal Witty Sayings

      Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open. Elmer G Letterman Great Sayings

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