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Funny humorous sayings

Updated on December 7, 2010

Humorous sayings & Funny quotes

 Who wants to put on a leotard and get screamed at?~Lisa Simpson on gymnastics. Sports Humorous sayings

 I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane. sweet sayings by Cool Humorous Quotes

 Leave no stone unturned. cute saying about Funny sayings

 If you were a booger I'd pick you first. sweet quotations about Pickup Lines

 Gun control today, Total control tomorrow. cool sayings on Cute Quotes

 You can lead a horse to water but you can t make him drink.  cute birthday sayings by me

 Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES! cool quote about One liner

 We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. --Decca Recording Company, on rejecting the Beatles in 1962 sweet sayings by Singer

 I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be? cute saying about cute birthday sayings

 Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life? sweet quotations about Pickup Lines

 Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth cool sayings on Cute Quotes

 Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G? cute birthday sayings by Cool Pickup

 Before you meet your prince you have to kiss a lot of toads. funny humorous sayings about Battle of the sexes

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 May you live as long as you want~and never want as long as you live. myspace profile quotes by Socio

 Seen it all done it all can t remember most of it. cool quote about Cool Cute Quotes

 If a sheep is called a ram, and a donkey's called an ass, then why is a ram up the ass called a goose? sweet sayings by Mr Q

 My mother and I were talking about my dog's food, and I mentioned it smelled like pork. "I wonder why it smells like pork," said my mom. It was pork... cute saying about myspace profile quotes

 If at first you don t succeed try harder. sweet quotations about Cool Cute Quotes

 Not all who wander are lost. cool sayings on Cool Sayings


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      6 years ago

      When a young man complains that a young lady has no heart, it is a pretty certain sign that she has his. George D Prentice Popular Quotes

      She (India) has left indelible imprints on one fourth of the human race in the course of a long succession of centuries. She has the right to reclaim... her place amongst the great nations summarizing and symbolizing the spirit of humanity. From Persia to the Chinese sea, from the icy regions of Siberia to Islands of Java and Borneo, India has propagated her beliefs, her tales, and her civilization. Sylvia Levi Inspirational Sayings

      If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone. Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Nice Quotes

      Where painting is weakest, namely, in the expression of the highest moral and spiritual ideas, there music is sublimely strong. Harriet Motivational Sayings

      I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own bat than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice. W Somerset Maugham Meaningful Sayings

      To be great is to be misunderstood. Ralph Waldo Emerson Famous Sayings

      I ask you to look both ways. For the road to a knowledge of the stars leads through the atom; and important knowledge of the atom has been reached through the stars. Sir Arthur Eddington Stars and Atoms 1928 Lecture 1 Wise Quotes

      The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it. Doris Day Witty Sayings

      Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 2 or 8. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. Moshe Arens Great Sayings

      A book is a story for the mind. A song is a story for the soul. Eric Pio Popular Quotes

      Someone bent on suicide won?t have much sense of humour left. Chuck Palahniuk Inspirational Sayings

      Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery Forbid it, Almighty God I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death Patrick Henry Nice Quotes

      There are two great rules in life, the one general and the other particular. The first is that every one can in the end get what he wants if he only tries. This is the general rule. The particular rule is that every individual is more or less of an exception to the general rule. Samuel Butler Motivational Sayings

      The superior man cannot be known in little matters, but he may be entrusted with great concerns. The small man may not be entrusted with great concerns, but he may be known in little matters. Confucius The Confucian Analects Meaningful Sayings

      I demand more of myself than anyone else could ever expect. Julius Irving Famous Sayings

      Gardens and flowers have a way of bringing people together, drawing them from their homes. Clare Ansberry Wise Quotes

      I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. W C Fields Witty Sayings

      The idea of wilderness needs no defense, it only needs defenders. Edward Abbey 1927 1989 Great Sayings

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      9 years ago

      do you have a mirror in your pocket because i can see my self in your pants


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