Who Am I ?

I don't know why ?

I keep asking myself why?

I know what I want and I know what to do.

I just don't see how to get there

So it boggles my mind that I constantly run out of time

I have no excuses

I don't do drugs or have never been arrested

I don't drink or smoke

I am not over weight and I had a no bad childhood memories

I don't belong to a gang or know any gang members

I am not out of work or self employed

I don't have any problem sleeping at night

I don't take any medicines or have any illnesses

I don't take any perscription drugs and no mental disorders

I am not blind,deaf or anything else I can think of

I don't hate life and I dont get mad or even

I am not homeless or sad

I am not adopted and don't have insane parents

No car trouble

I am not a loner

I have friends and a large family

I am not the only child

I am not bald and don't have false teeth

I don't owe the I.R.S. and I pay my taxes on time

I am not  a neat freak

I have no hang ups or suicidal thoughts

I don't have any x wives and alimony to pay

I have no children to drive me crazy

I don't watch to much t.v. and no computer addiction

I am not a sex addict or a religious fanatic

I am not scared of flying or a special group activist

I am not single or a boss

I am not a politician or work for the government

I never get sick and can't do magic tricks

I don't work for the city and no connections with the mob

I don't stay up all night

I am not a policeman or firefighter

I am not a music buff or a member of a rock band

I don't have tattos from head to toe

I have no ear piercings or long hair

I don't have writers block and I am not constipated

I don't have a crazy mother in law

I didn't drop out of school and I don't drool

I don't snore and I am not a downer

I am not a midget,monk or priest

I am not elderly or a teenager with complex issues

I have had been in no tragic fires or had no near death experiences

I have not been abducted by aliens or am I Star Trek trekke

I don't have a thousand beannie babbies or a priceless coin collection

No I don't smell and I'm not weird or lazy

I have no allergies and am not asthmatic

I am not a workahoic or a vegetarian

I am not rich or born into royalty

I am not claustrophobic

I am not a teacher

 I don't know a trade like a plumber or electrician

I am not a mailman or stock market analyst

I didn't loose everything to gambling

I am not an actor or a truck driver

I am not a sports car driver or a porn star

I am not a math matician or singer

I am not a sports fan or athlete

Who I am decides with you because I don't have a clue ?