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Random sarcastic sayings

Updated on July 28, 2010

Sarcastic Random sayings

Sarcastic Sayings What can I wish to the youth of my country who devote themselves to science? ...Thirdly, passion. Remember that science demands from a man all his life. If you had two lives that would not be enough for you. Be passionate in your work and in your searching.
~Author : Ivan Pavlov Famous sarcastic Quotes

Let the punishment match the offense.
~Author : Cicero De Legibus Inspirational sarcastic Sayings

It is better to have done something than to have been someone.
~Author : Claude Monet Nice Quotes

I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'
~Author : Oscar Levant Great Sayings

There is no calamity greater than lavish desires.
There is no greater guilt than discontentment.
And there is not greater disaster than greed.
~Author : Laotzu The Way of Laotzu Meaningful Random Sayings

Be not the first by whom the new are tried, Nor yet the last to lay the old aside.
~Author : Alexander Pope Popular Sayings

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
~Author : Frank Zappa Wise Quotes

Ludwig von Beethoven had never mastered the elements of arithmetic beyond addition and subtraction. A thirteen-year-old boy whom he had befriended tried unsuccessfully to teach him simple multiplication and division.
~Author : Jan Ehrenwald Witty Sayings

Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
~Author : Margaret Cho Motivational Sayings

It is never too late to be what you might have been.
~Author : George Eliot Famous Random Quotes

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out of unbelievable Hell, and let's drink to the hope that one day this country of ours, which we love so much, will find dignity and greatness and peace again.
~Author : Noel Coward Inspirational sarcastic Sayings

The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility.
~Author : Albert Einstein Nice sarcastic Quotes


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      Person you dont know 7 years ago

      ya know that saying...

      "when life gives you lemons, make Lemonaid"?

      well.. unless life also gives you Water and Sugar.. you lemonaid will be nasty!

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      Not so Sarcastic quotes 7 years ago

      A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.

      ~Author : Alfred E Wiggam Famous Quotes

      I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

      ~Author : Bette Midler Inspirational Sayings

      When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to make a decision.

      ~Author : Lord Falkland Nice Quotes

      Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

      ~Author : George Eliot Great Sayings