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Testing Testicles Batman! The State of the Onion! With The Squirrel Nut Zippers!

Updated on April 9, 2010

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State Of The Onion

State Of The Onion

Occasionally I will give a “State of the Onion” statement about the health and welfare of one Micky Dee. It’s much like our President’s “State of the Union” address that interrupts good TV for a night during each year.

I have a serious problem- to me only, it appears!

For men only? Not if you love your man!

But I googled the web. I made “searches” about my “problem”.

The "problem" has been "here" for years. Things get bigger and they get smaller.

You will not believe the links that you can run into when on such a quest of this.

I have no idea what a lot of these websites offer. Some like this one immediately below only stirred minor curiosity but not enough for me to check it out:


“Testicles - Cheap Prices”
“Everyone Wants to Pay a Low Price. Get the Best Value for Testicles.”

I removed the hyper-link.

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Have You Had Enough?

The searches and the quest for the truth behind my malady led me to create this hub about testing your testicles for cancer, etc. I intend for the hub to be pretty serious about a serious problem. Yes, there are some “almost humorous” parts. Keep in mind that I’m also speaking of my “parts”. It’s a bit like telling a joke about Polish people. It’s not quite as tasteless –if you’re Polish. I’ll try to use “technical terms” instead of any vulgarities. I might add that the “twig and berries” seem to operate pretty well. I have no scientific data to support my findings as most of my research is done privately in my own “lab”.

I have had a problem for years now. I’ve been to doctors. I’ve told many nurses, physicians’ assistants, physicians, cyclists, passers by, etc. It’s a bit of an embarrassing problem. It may be more embarrassing for people you’re telling your problem to than to you, yourself. I have found it simply amazing how few people want to hear and talk about “this problem”. It’s about equally amazing how little time folks have in discussing the problem.

My problem is this: One testicle is huge. The other is very, incredible very small. It appears to me that my left testicle is eating the right.

So- I’ve searched for answers. I’ve had an ultra sound. I’ve wanted to know “what is up with the “Crown Jewels”.

So far I have no real answers. Some info right below doesn't match up with me among some others.

"Most men have testicles that match in size, but some men's testicles are much larger or smaller than other men's." Drastic difference in my two!

"Nearly all men have one testicle that hangs lower than the other one. Scientists think this may be so that they don't hit against each other. It can be either the left or the right that hangs lower, but in 85% of men, it is the left one." My right and smaller hangs lower.

"Fluid around a testicle. This is called a hydrocele." I was told I have fluid but wasn't given the name for it.

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Check-up Quiz!

You can expect your physician or “care-giver” to quiz you with the following questions:

How long have you had testicular pain?

Is the pain in one testicle or both?

Exactly where does it hurt?

Did the pain begin suddenly or come on gradually?

Is the pain constant or intermittent?

How severe is the pain?

Is the pain getting worse or better?

Does the pain extend into your abdomen or back?

Have you had any recent injuries or infections?

Have you ever had a sexually transmitted disease?

What makes the pain worse?

Does anything help relieve the pain?

Does anything help relieve the pain?

Do you have any other symptoms like swelling, redness, change in the color of your urine, fever, or unintentional weight loss?

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The questions that I was most interested in could have been:

Does your bicycle seat divide the two testicles pushing the larger one above all else there?

Whenever the leg rises with a pedal stroke, are you tempted to move your head so that it doesn’t strike you?

Do you feel like you have a grapefruit in your cycling shorts?

When you walk, do you lean toward the side of the larger testicle?

Has your girlfriend said, “Orange you glad to see me?”

Has a tattoo artist said, “We could do a pretty nice collage on that!”?

Do the security officers at airports give the “Kids On A Swing” a double take with the magic wand?

Have you ever been denied the wearing of a “Speed-O” bathing-suit?

Has anyone ever asked point blank, “What the hell is that?”

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The truth is this can be painful in situations. I’m always conscious of “IT”. Perhaps “IT” would be the appropriate name. Perhaps “Cousin IT” would do! Sitting on my bicycle seat I am too aware. As I sit typing now- I am aware. As I’m stirring in bed, trying to sleep, I am aware. I occasionally have to make adjustments. I feel as though I need a sling or a harness of some sort.

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Testicles are the reproductory organs or "sex organs". Only males have testicles; females have ovaries instead. They are in a sack of skin called the scrotum.

Testicles are glands. And like glands, testicles make chemical substances that keep a body working. The testicles make chemical substances called hormones. Testicles also make sperm which can join with ova to make new life.

Women's ovaries, of course, are inside the body, but testicles are outside the main part of the body. Testicles work better if they are cooler than the inside part of the body. In cold weather, testicles pull up nearer to the body to keep warm.

Human males (and other male mammals) usually have two testicles in their scrotum. The testicles are firm, oval-shaped glands. Most men have testicles that match in size, but some men's testicles are much larger or smaller than other men's. It is normal for an adult man to have testicles that are between 14 cm³ to 35 cm³ in size.

Nearly all men have one testicle that hangs lower than the other one. Scientists think this may be so that they don't hit against each other. It can be either the left or the right that hangs lower, but in 85% of men, it is the left one.

The testicles hang in the scrotum by the spermatic cord. They are outside the body because they need to be cooler than the temperature inside the body, in order to make sperm. If a man's testicles get cold, they are automatically pulled closer to the body. The spermatic cord is tightened by the cremasteric muscle. When this muscle contracts (pulls tighter), the cord gets shorter, which pulls the testicles closer to the body. If the testicles are too warm, the cremasteric muscle relaxes (gets longer.) This lowers the testicles to keep them cooler. This is how the testicles are kept at the right temperature. This is called the cremasteric reflex. (A reflex is something your body automatically does without you thinking about it.)

There are other uses for the cremasteric reflex apart from making the testicles the right temperature. Stress can also make the cremasteric reflex work. If a male human or mammal gets into a fight, then its testicles are in danger. They automatically pull up close to the body. The cremasteric reflex also happens during sexual intercourse.

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Health Issues - Testicle Size

Size in animals

Studying animals can help in understanding things about people. In mammals, testicles can be very big or very small in relation to the size of the animal itself. The size has to do with the amount of sperm that the male animal needs to make. Some types of male animal generally only have one sexual partner at a time and are called monogamous. Some types of animals generally live in a herd or flock where one male will have many female sexual partners. These males are called polygamous. More sperm is needed by polygamous males than by monogamous males. Polygamous males generally have larger testicles than monogamous males. The testicles grow larger to make more sperm.

Size in men

Most men's testicles are from 14 cm³ to 35 cm³. This is a measure of volume. Sometimes Doctors need to measure a man's testicles to see if there is a problem. Doctors can measure the volume of testicles in two ways:

The orchidometer is a set of small objects that look like eggs. They are various sizes. A doctor will choose the correct size of the testicle.

The testicles can be measured with a ruler, calipers, or ultrasound. These lengths can be used to calculate volume.

Sometimes the size of a man's testicles changes.

Some reasons why testicles get smaller are:

If a man takes testosterone, the testicles do not have to work to make testosterone, so they become smaller.

If a man's testicles are kept more warm than usual, they make less sperm. So if they are kept too warm, they get smaller.

If testicles are injured (hurt) they can become smaller.

Some reasons why testicles get bigger are:

If a man takes hormones from the pituitary gland, (called gonadotropins), it can make testicles bigger. Gonadtropins are the hormones that tell the testicles to make sperm and testosterone.

Some diseases cause testicles to swell.

Illness of the testicles

The most important diseases of testicles are:

Inflammation of the testicles. This is called orchitis.

Testicular cancer

Fluid around a testicle. This is called a hydrocele.

Inflammation of the epididymis. This is called epididymitis.

Spermatic cord torsion. This is also called Testicular torsion. It is when the cord that the testicle hangs from gets twisted.

Varicocele- swollen veins to the testes. Varicocele happens more on the left.

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Loss and Injury

Most boys are born with two testicles in the scrotum. The testicles have formed inside the baby's body, but moved into the scrotum before the birth. Sometimes one or both the testicles are still inside when the baby is born. Sometimes an operation is needed to fix this.

If a testicle is injured, it is extremely painful. Sometimes testicles get crushed. Sometimes it is necessary for a doctor to remove one or both the testicles. This operation is called an orchidectomy. If a man loses a testicle, a doctor can put a testicular prosthesis (false testicle) into the scrotum. It looks and feels like a testicle. If a man loses one testicle, his remaining testicle may grow larger to produce more sperm and hormones.

If a male loses both his testicles it called castration. Because the man cannot produce sperm or testosterone, it has a big effect on the man's life. Because he cannot make sperm, he cannot have children. And because he cannot make the male hormone testosterone, he becomes less like a male. He may lose some of his muscles, and put on weight. A man who has lost his testicles may take testosterone medicine so that he doesn't have these changes.

Until the 1700s in Europe, and more recently in some countries, there was a custom to castrate young male slaves and boys. Young slaves were castrated so that they could be used as guards over the wives of rich men. It meant that the wives would not fall in love with their guards. Sometimes young boys who had beautiful singing voices were castrated before puberty. This meant that their voices would stay high all their lives. These singing men were called castrati.

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Castrating Animals

It is very common to castrate (remove the testicles from) male domestic animals. Male dogs and cats that are castrated do not fight so much, and do not stray around looking for females to mate with (have sex with).

Male horses are usually castrated so that they become more calm and safer to ride. A castrated male horse is called a gelding. A male horse that is not castrated is a stallion.

Male animals that are used for meat are generally castrated because it makes them fatter and also makes them quieter to keep because they do not fight each other. Most male cattle are castrated.

FYI: I actually know a fellow named "Elvis" who lives in Poplar, NC and makes a living shoeing and castrating horses.

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A Young Man's Disease

Testicular cancer is a young man’s disease.

Most at risk are 15-35.

Men should check their testicles about once per month.

Less than one in five usually do.

Early diagnosis can be life saving.

Below is a video on how you can check yourself.

It's a real "how to test yourself" video!

Be aware the video at the link does have nudity!

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Early diagnosis can be life saving.

After a hot bath or shower.

The testicles are relaxed and hang down lower.

Any checking is better than not checking at all.

At the upper right side is a normal epididymis gland which is quite tender.

Rest the testicles in the palm of your hands.

Compare one with the other for equal heaviness.

It’s quite normal for one to be larger than the other.

Roll the testicle gently and check for abnormality.

It should be oval in shape. Normal is firm but not hard.

You’re feeling for lumps

Most testicular cancer is diagnosed by a painless lump in the testicle.

Be aware of pain or discomfort, dragging feeling, dull ache, fluid build-up, blood in sperm, discharge.

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Diagnostic Tests

Ultrasound of the testicles

Urinalysis and urine cultures

Examination of prostate secretions

Treatment may include:

Untwisting of the testicle (performed by an experienced doctor)

Simple surgery to fix testicular torsion (if untwisting is unsuccessful)

Antibiotics for infections

Pain medications to relieve discomfort

Surgical drainage or removal of an abscess (rare)

Surgery for a varicocele, a hydrocele, or spermatocele, particularly if the varicocele is contributing to infertility

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Prevent testicle injury by wearing an athletic supporter during physical activity, especially contact sports.

Prevent sexually transmitted diseases by wearing condoms and following other safe sex procedures. If you are diagnosed with chlamydia or another STD, all sexual partners should be notified, examined, and treated, if infected.

Perform testicular self-exams monthly if you are at risk of testicular cancer.

Make sure that children have received the MMR vaccine (a combination vaccine for mumps, measles, and rubella).

Emptying the bladder completely when urinating helps prevent urinary tract infections that can lead to conditions that cause testicle pain.

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Take care of your:









The Twins

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Yam Bag

Mountain oysters

Family Jewels


Coin Purse





Man Tonsils

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Male Pouch

Man Marbles

Duffel Bags

Mud Flaps



Low Riders




Low Hangers


Hackie Sack

Tea Bag


Giggle Berries

Ol' Wrinkly


Pant Potatoes

Lefticle And Righticle

Rinkle Mc'Bally


Potato Sack


The Homies

Saddle Bags


Leather Pouch

Scroto Baggins






Wedding Tackle

Bean Bag



Burlap Bag

Whisker Biscuits

Snow Globes





Ernesto and Evaristo




Bits what dangle




Spunk tanks

Cobblers awls



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Tommy rollocks



Seed factories




Little eggs

Mirth sacs

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Ellipsoid glandular bosies





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"Witness Protection Program"

"Testicle" is derived from the Latin word meaning "witness," which explains why the "Witness Protection Program" has a more important meaning to men.

Remember-your testicles are priceless.

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    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      8 years ago

      Hi Eiddwen. Thank you dear one.

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      8 years ago from Wales

      Well Micky, how on earth did i miss this one?!

      The mixture of fact and humour was just what I needed today.

      I now wonder was there really life before HubPages??

      Mm not sure about that one.

      You have a unique style of writing without a doubt my dear friend and may you share it on here for a very long time to come.

      Take care Micky,


    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      8 years ago

      Yo lxxy! Now you've made my day. You are such a trip! God bless! Thank you for lifting me up today!

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      8 years ago from Beneath, Between, Beyond

      Never, in all my years, have I bothered to read--or look at--a list of all the ways to call testes "balls." You sir, are a treasure trove of information.

      In fact, when attempting to comment on your work, I'm often at a loss. I don't know where to begin--but here, here is a great mix of what makes you so valuable to HP.

      Comedy, great writing, awesome play list, and epic length that doesn't feel as if it drags.

      Now, about the state of the Union....oh, I suppose I'll save that for a more topical hub of yours. Once I've read through it. At least twice. ;)

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      8 years ago

      Martie! Thank you for coming by. It's becoming too sensitive! God bless you Dear!

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      Martie Coetser 

      8 years ago from South Africa

      I’ve never read such important information in such an amazing lighthearted, but serious, style. This is, after all, a very sensitive subject, a destroyer of the ego, and Mickey, your humorous approach is extremely efficient. Men can take this without feeling threatened, and I’m sure all the male readers of this hub of yours will follow your good advice forever smiling. Micky, you are great! I pray that you never get IT in your bells :)))

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      9 years ago

      First of Dana- congrats on having sex! Was it still good? I remember sex feeling really good...never mind. I'm pretty sure the "sound" you heard is not the sound of a "nut". I guess the sound may have been the back or other bones snapping what I'm told is a "gas". I have never heard my "fruit" of the loom snap, crackling, or popping. Were you eating cereal at the time?

      Of course I can only vouch for my crown jewels. I've never had my ears close to other jewels. Good luck with that "sex" thing. I'm sure it's still fun and good for you.

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      9 years ago

      So...I am kind of new at this whole thing, but I was having sex with this guy the other night, and I heard/felt something... It kind of sounded like someone was cracking their knuckles. I stopped, and later he said something like, "I want to crack another nut"... I can't remember what he said exactly, but it was weird!

      My friend doesn't really know what I am talking about, so she is no help.

      I wouldn't think that it would be very pleasant, but maybe he was just really horny?

      An answer would be nice.

      Thank you, great article.

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      9 years ago

      No way! Man oh man! What can we do Kim? Man oh man!

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      9 years ago

      Micky, someone said testicles, I swear!

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      9 years ago

      Chris Eddy I was just checking out "the boys". I'm telling you- they ain't right! Some times I just feel nuts!

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      Chris Eddy111 

      9 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      You know Micky Dee, foxxy told me something about this hub you did on nuts, although I wasn't sure what type of nuts. I finally stopped by to see what it was all about. A serious subject but you made it funny too and got the message across.

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      9 years ago

      Yo Prasetio! Yep. I have a problem so I write. It's a problem that there seems no answer for really. Thanks for stopping Sir! Take care!

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      9 years ago from malang-indonesia

      Great information, very complete. I never thought before about "Testicles" become a tittle of the hub. Thank you very much!

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      9 years ago

      Yo Tony! Thank you Sir! You be safe out there!

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      Tony McGregor 

      9 years ago from South Africa

      REally funny and serious too! We had a cyclist here in South Africa called "Ertjies" Bezuidenhoud. "Ertjie" is the Afrikaans for pea. Enough said!

      Thanks for an exellent Hub.

      Love and peace


    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      9 years ago

      Thank you Dear! Happy Easter! You be careful out there!

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      9 years ago from US

      hehe, I like the way you make men aware of these issues, testicular cancer, ncie poetry and nice message, Happy Easter, Take care, Maita,

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      9 years ago

      That's right Pmccray. It's for your hubby- but -it's for you you too, because you love your hubby! Thank you Pmccray!

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      9 years ago from Utah

      LOL LOL ... Alrighty then, thanks for the . . info. I shall pass it along to my hubby. This was a really informative hub Thanks for the info.

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      9 years ago

      Hey Peggy! Thanks for stopping by and the heads up. The one is working at youtube but I replaced it with another- same tune as the first -election message though. Some people might think I'm a democrat- My God have mercy people through them all out. They are evil!

      Oops- sorry Peggy -I get carried away sometimes. It's a "tic".

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      Peggy Woods 

      9 years ago from Houston, Texas

      Your title was funny and at the end of this hub I am still smiling although you did mix in some good information along with all of the hilarious bits. Absolutely loved the questions that you would pose..."Whenever the leg rises with a pedal stroke, are you tempted to move your head so that it doesn’t strike you?" Hahaha!

      Listened to 4 of the videos while reading and enjoyed them. 2nd one no longer works FYI.

      Thanks Mickey Dee! :-)

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      9 years ago

      50 Caliber! Why do you have such a big "gun"? Does it have big "rounds"? Are you over-compensating?

      Yikes- I just thought about that- Some of my duties as a jarhead was being the gunner for the 106. We had big rounds!

      Remember- "This is your rifle, this is your gun. This is for fighting. This is for fun." I miss my drill instructor- don't you?

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      50 Caliber 

      9 years ago from Arizona

      Richards nutty neighbors? Ever been to OxNard California?

      gotta stop now 'cuz I could get out of hand with the nut punz

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      9 years ago

      MFB- I would never call you a scrotum- but you are a flippin' nut! That was a great analogy about our country. I left a "hub" on Dim Flaxenwick's hub this past evening. She was feeling down about the "state" of the world. She had the right. Some of us can see how the world could and should be. It's just a shame that some folks have to be the big nut! Thanks MFB. Maybe I can go back to bed now. Thanks Bro!

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      Matthew Frederick Blowers III 

      9 years ago from United States

      You Big Nut you...pun intended, the worst thing I was ever called in the Marine corps was an Illiterate scrotum by a drill instructor, bad enough to be a scrotum ....but illiterate...That hurt. You simply have one testicle whose the Big boss, and the other is the hard worker. The big boss doesn't do anything like pumping out baby juice, he leaves all of that to the little guy. Meanwhile he's making a killing off the profits which is testerone. Eventually he will be as big as your head, and you will require several trusses to hold him up while the worker will be downsized into obscurity. You have a somewhat standard social disease in your drawers that on a larger scale is pretty much killing us all. The big balls of society, reduce the little worker balls to miniscule standings while they get rich off of the cash crop. If I was you I would tattoo Donald Trumps face on the big nut, and simlpy tattoo "You're fired" on the other. Girls will love it, especialy if you arrange the pubic hair above the big nut into some semblance of Donalds horrific comb over. Loved this hub, I have somewhat of the same problem but mine's not such a big twins with one taking steroids while the other gets the side effects. LOL~~~MFB III

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      9 years ago

      Dim Flaxenwick- you really know me don't you? It's serious but it's funny.

      My associates are really -too different! That attract too much attention -from me. Still -it is in the way. Ihave no idea what's happened! Thank you as always for your wonderful words! Take care!

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      9 years ago

      Hi Billyaustindillon! I am so glad to hear from a fan of the Squirrel Nut Zippers. They are still strong. Their latest album is live "Lost At Sea". You can download MP3 for $10 I think. They are great! Thanks Billyaustindillon!

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      Dim Flaxenwick 

      9 years ago from Great Britain

      A Band called Squirrel NutZippers,!!! And Batman in the title.? Please Micky, don;'t think you can write a completely serious hub about anything. You are just TOO, TOO funny.

      AS for the serious bits I though all men had one testicle smaller than the other , although yours do sound rather extreme. Surely in the 21st century there's a doctor somewhere who understands this problem. Must be most uncomfortable , to say the least,. I hope it has nothing to do with all the cycling you do. It's your passion!!

      Wish I could help but all I can do is thank you for taking so much time to put a hub like this together, It was excellent. God bless. x

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      9 years ago

      Used to love the Squirrel Nut Zippers - the name was great but their music was so different at the time - any update on them?

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      9 years ago

      Thank you Tammy. I'm so really glad you got a kick out of this. You take care of your man's ellipsoid glandular bosies!

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      Tammy Lochmann 

      9 years ago

      Thanks for making me laugh out loud...You definitely worked your cojones off for this one.... :-)

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      9 years ago

      There you are Ladyjane- that's why this shouldn't be a "men only" hub! -You love your man and you want him around! Keep him around Ladyjane! Thanks for stopping by!

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      9 years ago from Texas

      Very interesting Micky and I didn't know there was so many names for the cajones. If it makes you feel any better one of my girls is bigger than the other but I think that is pretty normal about woman. I didn't know all this info about men but it is good to know cuz I do luvs my man.

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      9 years ago

      SummerSteward Yo! It's way past your bedtime! You watch out for old men who walk with a limp! You're a sweet-heart! Thank you dear!

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      Micky Dee 

      9 years ago

      Yo Brynda! They said "normal"! I don't know what normal is -but I don't think this is it. One is the size of the palm of my hand. The other is a grape. Seems to be the "vanishing plum". It may have been injured. I have an ex that was always busting my balls! Thanks for stopping by! Thanks Brynda!

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      9 years ago

      Yo Callmefoxxy. Thank you for checking out all the info serious and not! I usually crack my Micky Dee McNuggets on the cross bar of my bicycle! My left is nuttier and just tremendous. The right is disappearing! I'm not sure about the "playing with them". I try not to touch myself- I know where I've been! I'll tell you what- these "boys" aren't normal!

      But yo Foxxy- I'm riding really strong for a hundred year old man! I just have to counter-balance the "load"! Thank you Darlin'!

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      9 years ago

      Ghost- you do have a huge pair! I certainly did "scratch" some of the "rougher" names out there. Some were too obvious. Thanks Ghost for coming by. Another hub is out of my head. Later Ghosty Girlie!

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      Micky Dee 

      9 years ago

      Yo Rossimobis! Happy Easter Brother!I'm actually up right now because I'm sleeping with a window down, a train went by, and this Avocado got me up! Thank you Rossi- Old soldiers never die-we just smell like it!

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      9 years ago from Duluth MN

      What callmefoxxy said.. Anything I have to say would color my cheeks red. Good hub.. You delivered good information and managed to keep it light.. I giggled quite a few times:)

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      9 years ago

      This is just testicle overload! Are breasts next? There are two, often one is larger, they get lumps, they need checking, they have lots of names...

      I think you are making lots of testosterone and maybe injured one years ago..So they say it's normal, now you can relax about it!

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      9 years ago

      Well Micky Dee, you certainly delivered way more information than I needed about nuts, lol. As great as this article is and chocked full of wonderfully serious information, there still remains a few questions for me such as: "how do you crack the nuts?" "which one is nuttier, the left or right?" "does playing often with the smaller nut increase its size?" "how does one determine what normal nuts look like" well you get my picture don't you. Oh and eh, how you do'in Micky Dee?!

      callmefoxxy, my pen is a mighty sword!

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      The IGNITER vs Corrupted Governments 

      9 years ago from The U.S. Government protects Nazi War Criminals

      Ghosty looks up....

      Ghosty looks down....

      Her testicles are very very BIG...I mean HUGE!

      She checks for testicular cancer....nope. nuthing.

      This was very informative for the men and cancer issues. A good friend of mine got checked and actually had cancer--he lived through it with chemotherapy! Thank God! But it was because of an article that gave him information. Now...seriousness aside...

      Your presentation-writings was quite funny to me and at the end--the long, long list of testical names cracked me up and I am sure you scratched the same ones I thought that were missing also! LOL

      I love you and this is defintely one hub that will hit the search engines! Loved the music on the videos, especially the first one!! I almost wanted to put on some 30's flapper and flap around. he he he.

      Ghosty looks down again...yup they are still HUGE. ;)

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      Chibuzo Melvin Mobis 

      9 years ago from Nigeria

      First i have got a friend called stallion.Brother Micky,may i use this opportunity to wish you a sound and pleasant Easter celebration...Yahweh made you special and this hub is a proof of what you represent.Thanks for sharing,i read it with a cousin,a doc and he said..."Rossi, this is from a doctor's point of view" but i corrected him."No sir,it is from an soldier's."(Old soldier never die).

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      Micky Dee 

      9 years ago

      Hi Msorensson. I do appreciate your stopping by. It is a very important subject. I try to put a little humor and music here with it- but early check-ups for problems. Thanks!

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      9 years ago

      Hi Mod2vint. I put some "names" for them down but I kept it pretty clean. There were many that I "scratched". Thanks for stopping by.

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      9 years ago

      Well done, Mickey!!

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      9 years ago from Sunny Florida

      I see now why you said this is for men only.


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