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Updated on June 20, 2018

Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?

If God sneezes...what should you say?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

What do sheep count when they can't sleep?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

If a dog sweats through his tongue, why does he have armpits?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

What is another word for thesaurus?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?

Why do they call it disposable douche? Is there a kind of douche you keep after using?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Who tows the tow trucks when they break down?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Who tows the tow trucks when they break down?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

Why doesn't superglue stick to its container?

If you have an open mind why don't your brains fall out?

If a jogger runs a the speed of sound can he still hear his walkman?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Since cats always land on their feet and jelly bread always lands jelly-side down, what happens if you tie jelly bread to the back of a cat?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Do fish get cramps after eating?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, should you plan a surprise birthday party for them?

If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?

Why do we drive on parkways but park on driveways?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval?

If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery? (as in arrested)

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

What did we do before the Law of Gravity was passed?

Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!

Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

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