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Witty One Liners Quotes

Updated on July 17, 2011

One Liners Witty Quotes

Procastination is the thief of Time One Liners Quotes

Nobody can do it for you Witty One Liners

Communism means barbarism

An empire is an immense egotism

Instinct is the nose of the mind

Well done is better than well said. -Unknown

Familiar acts are beautiful through love

A mistake is simply another way of doing things

Cut Men s throats with whisperings

Every sin brings its punishment with it

Charity sees the need not the cause

Reborn Sappho wears monks saffron One Liners Witty Quotes

All history of course is the history of wars

Light is the task when many share the toil

In war there are no unwounded soldiers

Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind

Here lies who born a man a grocer died. Defence not defiance

The highest result of education is tolerance

SNAFU (situation normal all fucked up)

There s someone in my head but it s not me

You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves

It is to hope though hope were lost

There is no aphrodisiac like innocence

Charity and treating begin at home

Immature artists imitate. Mature artists steal

Charity sees the need not the cause

By low ambition and the thirst of praise

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      Lamar J. Brooks 6 years ago

      "In war there are no unwounded soldiers." I believe this is not only true, but important. The concept of war is as ancient as the human family, and extremely futile. It does not determine who is right--only who is left. Will be ever wise up? It seems there are always people who have war-like intentions towards others. Why?

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      Ayesha 6 years ago

      i like this quotes

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      thebabbster 6 years ago

      Loved the one "wars are God's way of teaching geography to Americans" That's hilarious!

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      pramod 7 years ago

      i liked these two..

      The highest result of education is tolerance

      Immature artists imitate. Mature artists steal

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      akshayprabhu 7 years ago

      i liked snafu

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      syed shahebaz 8 years ago

      very good

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      patful 8 years ago

      Two of my favorites in your catalog were "Familiar things are beautiful when done through love" and "Mistakes are another way of doing things." Thanks for sharing these nuggets.

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      patful 8 years ago

      You reminded me of another one-liner: Wars are God's way of teaching geography to Americans.