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Updated on June 29, 2011

funny cool quotes

Adam to Eve: I'll wear the plants in this family! funny cool quotes by The Master

 We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

 The difference between snot and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli. cool funny quotes about Parenting

 Star light, star bright, where the freak is Mr. right? cool sayings on Battle of the sexes

 What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef. cute girly quotes for aim profile by Mark Flavio

 Don't laugh it's paid for. cool quote about Cool Quotes

 I Wonder How Much Deeper Would The Ocean Be Without Sponges sweet sayings by Cool Pickup

 You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot! cute saying about cute girly quotes for aim profile

 Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before. sweet quotations about Thinking

 I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time. cool sayings on Religion

 Life is not measured by how many breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. cute girly quotes for aim profile by Mr Q

 the I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. cool quote about Pickup Lines

A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.~Henry Adams sweet quotations about School

 Time flies when you don't know what you're doing. cool sayings on Cool Sayings

 Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.~Oscar Wilde cute sister quotes by Funny Girl

 Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate cool quote about Cool Quotes

 High beams were made to piss people off! sweet sayings by Cool Pickup

 We can never see ourselves as others see us. Even the mirror shows us in reverse. cute saying about cute sister quotes

 FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we vote then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states. sweet quotations about Cute Quotes

 If some unemployed punk in New Jersey can get a cassette to make love to Ella McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka. cool sayings on Social Commentary


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      sadha 6 years ago

      not bad

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      gangsta quotes 6 years ago

      "Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate" this one is really funny quote :)

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      gangsta  6 years ago

      Bad spellers of the world Untie! cool quote about School

      The world is coming to an end. Please log off. sweet sayings by Cool Pickup

      Entropy Isn’t What It Used To Be cute saying about funny gangsta quotes

      How come in Scooby Doo Fred and Daphne were always on the same team and Velma, Scooby and Shaggy were always on the same team? Doesn't seem quite right now that you think about it, does it? sweet quotations about Question

      Bumper sticker in the year 2100: DISCO STILL SUCKS cool sayings on Cool Quotes

      You should be someone's wife. funny gangsta quotes by Cool Pickup

      You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me. cool quote about Pickup Lines

      Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? sweet sayings by Romantica

      Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can. All of them make me laugh.~W.H. Auden cute saying about funny gangsta quotes

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      marsh 7 years ago

      nice quotes i like

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      tempo dulu 7 years ago

      Keeep 'em coming!

    • profile image 7 years ago

      These are pretty cool collections. Keep it up.


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      Shanmugam 7 years ago

      Thanks.. I enjoyed the quotes and they are really very funny... Here are some 60 funny quotes, may be you can add some of them to your list:

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      Ganesh SMS 7 years ago

      A+ Grade from my Side

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      ashlee  7 years ago

      lookin like a fool wit ur pants on da ground

    • profile image 8 years ago

      i really enjoy it keep it up