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funny witty quotes

Updated on July 31, 2010

witty funny quotes

   Nobody has ever measured even poets, how much a heart can hold.
  ~Author : Zelda witty funny Quotes

   Why has government been instituted at all? Because the passions of men will not conform to the dictates of reason and justice, without constraint.
  ~Author : Alexander Hamilton funny witty Sayings

   Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic.
  ~Author : Anais Nin Nice Quotes

   Life is a risk.
  ~Author : Diane Von Furstenberg Great Sayings

   The test of an adventure is that when you're in the middle of it, you say to yourself, 'Oh, now I've got myself into an awful mess I wish I were sitting quietly at home.' And the sign that something's wrong with you is when you sit quietly at home wishing you were out having lots of adventure.
  ~Author : Thornton Meaningful Sayings

   Open your mouth and purse cautiously; and your stock of wealth and reputation shall, at least in repute, be great.
  ~Author : Johann Georg Zimmermann Popular Sayings

   Say not, when I have leisure I will study you may not have leisure.
  ~Author : The Mishnah Wise Quotes

   Anthropology is the science which tells us that people are the same the whole world over-except when they are different.
  ~Author : Nancy BanksSmith Witty Sayings

   "It happens to each according to his consciousness," is the Law of Consciousness.
  ~Author : L S Barksdale Motivational Sayings

   A true friend is somebody who can make us do what we can.
  ~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson Famous Quotes

   If a dog will not come to you after he has looked you in face, you should go home and examine your consicence.
  ~Author : Woodrow Wilson Inspirational Sayings

   No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris ... [because] no known motor can run at the requisite speed for four days without stopping.
  ~Author : Orville Wright Nice funny witty Quotes


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      Neil 6 years ago

      Very interesting quotes!



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      Pickup 7 years ago

      Sacred cows make the best burgers. sweet sayings by True Color

      The score was Hydrogen: 2 and Oxygen: 1 when the game was called because of rain. cute saying about cute sweet quotes

      You are the reason men fall in love. sweet quotations about Pickup Lines

      Latin Class Rule #6: When the teacher's trying to remember your homework assignment, always shout 'Mangled baby ducks!!!' cool sayings on School

      A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. cute sweet quotes by Wiseman

      Don’t Take Life Too Seriously cool quote about You Won’t Get Out Alive

      Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician sweet sayings by Cool Pickup

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      kaede 7 years ago

      can you build a very very funny quotes because im boring....tha's my request