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humorous one liners

Updated on June 8, 2010

Perception, not possession is 9 tenths of the law. sweet sayings by Hitter

Never lick a self-adhesive stamp. cute saying about cute humorous sayings

Swift gratitude is the sweetest.~Greek Proverb. humorous one liners

If atheists say there is no God, who do they think pops up the next Kleenex in the box? cool sayings on Question

Question Authority. They usually know where the bathroom is.~MTV's Daria cute lil sayings by Cool Girl

why are they called appartments if they are stuck together? cool quote about Question

The difficult we do immediately. The impossible takes a little while longer.~U.S. Navy Seabees sweet sayings by Cute Girl

Does Mr. Rogers really want us to be his neighbor? cute saying about cute lil sayings

Too many freaks, not enough circus's! sweet quotations about Cool one liners Sayings

When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. cool sayings on Cool Sayings

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children. cute lil sayings by Funny Man

I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch. cool quote about Works

Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it. cool quote about Proverbs

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? sweet sayings by Mr Q

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss. cute saying about bitchy saying

When I was a kid, all we had to do was just sit around and hope somebody would invent television so we could play Nintendo. sweet quotations about Age

I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays. cool sayings on Religion

Cogito Ergo Spud.~I think therefore I yam. bitchy saying by General

Suicide is away of telling God, You can't fire me I quit!!!!! cool quote about Cool Sayings

Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza? sweet sayings by Hitter

Conceive. Believe. Achieve. cute saying about bitchy saying

If we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.~Edith Wharton sweet quotations about Thinking

I Wonder How Much Deeper Would The Ocean Be Without Sponges cool sayings on Cute Quotes


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