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interesting one liners

Updated on March 18, 2010

Life just gives you time & space; it's up to you to fill it.

Never wrestle with a pig. You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it. interesting one liners

People would worry less about what others think of them if they only realised how interesting  they do.

QuotesThe best time to plant an oak tree is 20 years ago, the next best time is right now!

Ulcers are something you get from mountain climbing over molehills.

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.

There is nothing wrong in having nothing to say, unless you insist on saying it.

The truth will set you free...but first, it will make you miserable.

Women's faults are many, men have just two! Everything they say and everything they do!!!

You can't train a horse with shouts, and expect it to obey a whisper.

Your actions speak so loud that I can't hear what you're saying.

Cuando hay hambre, no hay pan duro!

life is a bitch; then you marry one.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

and this above all, to thine own self be true.

Give peace a chance. oneliners

my dogs are barking (meaning: my feet hurt).

QuotesI would help you out but I did not see where you came in.

America. Love it or leave it.

Life just gives you time & space; it's up to you to fill it.

No matter what you want to do, there's always something else that has to be done first.

People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.

Television ruins more minds than drugs. one liners

The best way to keep your kids out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.

Walk the words you talk and talk the words you walk.

There are three billion women who don't look like super models and ONLY eight who do.

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears.

Who says nothing is impossible, I have been doing nothing for years.

You better think about the future, for it's where you will spend the rest of your life.

You're in middle age when you realize you have more on your mind and less on your head.

Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future.

life is a bitch; then you marry one.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Can't find his/her way out of a paper bag.

You cound'nt pull a pint, never mind a bird.

when I was young I WALKED to school,... uphill,.... both ways.

I have worn out more tool pouches than you have sox.

looks like she was hit in the head with a bag of nickles.


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      7 years ago

      nice but not extraordinarily