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Filipino Cheesy Lines

Updated on January 26, 2015

Life is so cheesy!

One of the hottest stuffs pinoy like are sweet quotes for courting which are known as cheesy lines. Similar to jokes, it often brings humor especially if the person is great in telling them. Cheesy lines are viral, often passed through text messages, blogs, and social media. If you're considering learning Filipino language, it is also a good way to know some of the humorous speeches which other Filipinos would find happy.

Cheesy lines are the same with pickup lines although I preferred using cheesy lines since I feel that it is a more appropriate term to use. These are just a derivation of puns only made for making someone smile rather than annoying.

In fact, a known senator, Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago also used pick up lines on a speech for graduating students as a part of humor.

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Here is a collection of Filipino cheesy lines. Cheesy lines are phrases or paragraphs used to win someone's heart. It's just like a short modern version of ancient poetry where people used to recite on the ladies. It can also be something like a "romantic pun" where words are played in a humorous and romantic way. I'll try to translate some of the submissions for you :)

If you've got some cheesy lines there, you could just post it on our comment section.

For our website, you can check us out at Filipino Cheesy Lines

You're not perfect, I am not perfect either. But surely we're perfect for each other.

Hot Cheese - New Cheesy Arrivals

  • boy: Alam mo, para kang function sa calculus

    girl: bakit?

    boy: COSECANT live without you

    boy: Do you know that you're like a function in Calculus?

    girl: Why?

    boy: COSECANT live without you

  • Hindi ko na kailangan patunayan na mahal kita, hawakan mo ang puso ko hindi mo ba naririnig na ikaw lang ang tinitibok nito?

    I don't need to prove to you that I love you, just touch my heart and you'll feel that it's beating for you

  • Ang book nabibili sa bookstore.

    Ang Gamot sa drugstore.

    Eh ikaw? Sa puso ko, naka-store

    A book can be bought at a bookstore

    Medicines are on drugstore,

    You? In my heart, stored

  • Ibenta mo na bahay mo, tutal nandito ka na nakatira sa puso ko

    Sell your house, coz you're already living in my heart

    -contrubuted by Neekol labs tammie...

  • If I can rearrange the alphabet I will make U and I together

You are my cinema, I could watch your forever

Pinoy Cheesy Lines

Here are the cheesy quotes.. I've added some translations on them

Kung Trabaho ko ang Mahalin ka !!

Siguro Yumaman na ako sa kakaovertime !

If it's my job to love you,

Maybe I'll get rich on my overtime pays

You are my cinema, I could watch your forever

Pimple ka ba?

kase pag pinipilit kitang tanggaLin

naxa2ktan aku

English Translation:

Are you a pimple? because

It hurts me trying to remove you

Sa damidaming salita sa mundo,

pero ikaw lang ang gusto ko

English Translation:

There are many people on Earth,

But it is you I like

napaka isip bata mo ..

so childish!

so immature !

gusto mo gawin nalang kitang ....

BABY KO

English Translation:

You're childish, so immature!

I'll make you my Baby!

"Mag-impake ka na, pupunta tayo sa home for the Aged... coz I

wanna grow old with you."

English Translation:

Let's get packed, were going to the home for the Aged,

coz I wanna grow old with you

"Pwede bang ikaw nalang ang driver ko? ... coz your driving me crazy"

English Translation:

Can you be my Driver? ...coz you're driving me crazy

"Geometry ba ang favorite subject mo? Kasi kahit anong angle, ang ganda mo eh."

English Translation:

Is Geometry your favorite subject? Because you're beautiful in any angle

"May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng sirang relo? Sira ata ang relo ko eh... kasi parang tumitigil ang oras pag kasama kita"

English Translation:

Do you know someone who fix watches? My watch might be damaged... because time stops when I'm with you

"Science has proven that sugar melts in water. So don't pls walk in the rain... otherwise I lose such a sweet person like you. "

"Minsan gusto kitang patirin... Para mahulog ka ka na sa akin!"

Sometimes I'd like to trip you up, so that you would fall for me

"Bakit ka ba nakaabit dyan? Pwede ka naman mahulog sa akin"

Why are you hanging there? Can you fall for me?

"Bastos ka din eh no?   pano naman kasi, basta basta ka nalang pumapasok sa puso ko..

How rude. You've just got into my heart

"Tapos na ba ang exam mo? pwede bang ako naman ang sagutin mo?

Are you done with your exam? It's time you'll answer me

"Krayola ka ba? Nang makilala kasi kita, naging makulay ang buhay ko..."

Are you a crayon? Because my life got colorful

"Bola ka ba? Ayaw kasi kitang maagaw ng iba..."

Are you a ball? I don't want somebody else to get you.

pag nagising kang nag iixa sa loob ng isang pulang kwrt0,

wag kang mag alala wla ka s m0tel .. nasa loob ka ng pus0 ko

The moment you wake up alone in a red room,

Don't worry, you're not in a motel, you're in my heart.

Cheesy Videos

Here are some videos influenced with cheesy lines. Boy Pickup is a known model in pinoy pop culture

Sweet Stories

Mga kwentong cheesy din

Boy: Sana camera ka na lang..

Girl: Bakit naman?.

Boy: Para sa tuwing titingin ako sayo, mapapangiti mo ako.

by: David Genorga

Starbucks...

Girl: Miss mo ba ko?

Boy: Sa ngayon miss pa kita, pero balang araw, misis na kita. :)

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Girl: Excuse me,Bakit ang tabang ng coffee ko?

Barista: Ay... Sorry Miss, kala ko kasi sapat na ang matamis mong labi para sa kape

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After an inspection...

Guard: Miss, wag ka munang umalis! Check ko ulet yang gamit mo.. Napasama ata puso ko.

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boy:hi miss pwede ka bang maging sidecar?

girl:ha.. bkit?

boy:single kasi ako eh..

Boy: miss nasan ka kagabi?

Girl: nasa bahay.. bakit?

Boy: wala ka kasi sa panaginip ko eh..

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boy: naiinis ako SAYO!

girl: bakit?! anu ba ginwa ko ha?

boy: dahil sa kakaisip ko sayo wala akong mtapos tapos na trabaho!!

girl: di wg mo ko isipin! hmp!

boy: pede ba un?

ikaw na nga lng laman ng isip ko

aalisin ko pa

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BOY:lam mo pra kng tungkod,

ako namn prang lolo..hmf

GIRL:bkit naman?

BOY:kc I can't stand without you

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BF: Alam mo ba yung iba't ibang view?

GF: Yup! Frontview, sideview, rearview, topview.. hmmm meron pa ba?

BF: Meron pa!

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      it's really funny...keep it up!!

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      i like di page keep up the good work!!

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      ....i do really love this page!!!!!!!! keep up the gud works!!!! i do really <3 it...

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      ang angas ng mga pickup lines

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      ang angas ng mga pickup lines

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      Jereme Causing 4 years ago from Philippines

      @anonymous: Thanks :)

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      wow ganda ng mga cheesy line niu.....

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      girl: kanal ka bah

      boy: bkt

      Girl: ksi tanga lng ang mahulog sayo ehh

      boy: sama mo nmn

      girl; okay lng yun

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      @anonymous: nice ganda pick up mo!!!!!!!!!

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      GIRL:di ba magaling kasa english !

      BOY: oo

      GIRL: cge nga paki translate nga to sa english"nasa laboratory ka at kasama ako"

      BOY:hmmmmm "im in lab with you

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      @anonymous: landi ah ..

      sapilitang boyfriend ..

      magpokpok k n lng kaya noh..

      hahahaha

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      Very nice pick up lines tagalog hope to get more cheesy lines for you.. Thanks! more quotes here

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      WriterJanis2 5 years ago

      My Tagalog is rather rusty, but cute lens. Salamat.

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      Jethro 5 years ago from Philippines

      @wilfredpadilla: Don't just like it, love it! :D

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      Cheesy, Cheeky and enjoyable! Gals... watch out!

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      rainbowbutterfl1 5 years ago

      very very cheesy :)

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      Wealth-seekers LM 5 years ago

      fun and funny lens. Thanks!

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      squid-pinkchic18 5 years ago

      Very cheesy but funny! Great lens!

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      wilfredpadilla 5 years ago

      I like it!

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      male yung english translation,. :)

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      male yung english translation,. :)

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      goo2eyes lm 5 years ago

      coming back to share some squidangel *blessings*.

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      mary lighthouse15 5 years ago

      Nakakatuwa, medyo may naalala tuloy ako :) Cool lens!

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      doesn matter had squidllike

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      ProfDrJuan 5 years ago

      Tagalog 101

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      kakaktuwa...nakakakilig a;aga...BONNGA KAAU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      goo2eyes lm 5 years ago

      jeremy, hindi mo ba binasa yong dubble bubble gum lens ko? nag comment ka, nakalimutan mong i-like (squid like) yong lens ko. balik ka ulit. the introduction story can be found behind the pink curtain. all you have to do is take your cursor parallel to the writings above and click the left cursor. move the cursor as you read until the end. i invite you to join my new lens, did you squid like me? available maybe from today. i will try to finish.

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      Jereme Causing 5 years ago from Philippines

      @jays23 lm: Yeah.. kaso para maintindihan ng mga admin.. na ban kasi ako nung puro tagalog lng hehe .. parang pun lang dating dun sa english.. karamihan kasi ng pickup lines nila dun medyo green

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      @jays23 lm: TOMAAHHH!!!

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      jays23 lm 5 years ago

      pagtintraslate pala sa english wala ng dating. Pang pinoy lang talaga mga cheezy lines...

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      bangcool 5 years ago

      interesting lens....

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      @jeremecausing: W.C

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      @jeremecausing: W.C

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      Ang Cool hah hope madami pang ibang cheesy line's TYT na din =) (thank you) pwede pa like po ung page koh http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=10000184412.../pages/Cheesy-Lines/252525561428989?sk=wall (inshort pang diskarte ni kua =) )

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      WAGASS! XD noxx

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      Nakss naman

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      Nakss naman

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      anq qlinq amn..

      :))

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      Jereme Causing 6 years ago from Philippines

      @aesta1: thanks :)

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      Mary Norton 6 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      Love your lenses. Will be back to read more. Filipino humor indeed.

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      Mary Norton 6 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      Love your lenses. Will be back to read more. Filipino humor indeed.

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      daylu9 6 years ago

      I know some Filipinos and yes, there are tons of cheesy comments! Cool lens!

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      Jereme Causing 6 years ago from Philippines

      uncheesy lines will be added to pinoy bitter lines

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      Jereme Causing 6 years ago from Philippines

      hello, would you like a contest?

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      ang ganda naman .. so chessssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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      Jereme Causing 6 years ago from Philippines

      hi.. sa mga magpopost sa taas ng cheesy lines.. try nyo one at a time kada post lng po hindi ung sabay sabay n 10 lahat sa isang post.. hehe parang hindi rin sya biglaan ang bagsak.. Pero maraming salaman sa mga contributions nyo.. Try ko revise yung lens na ito

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      hahahahaha sorang nag enjoy po ako!!!!!!!!!!sana marami pang bagong darating

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      fiel123 6 years ago

      @jeremecausing: gawa po kau ng iba pa!! para i indorse ko to sa mga kaibigan ko ... ha??????!!!!!!!!!! thanks!!!

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      fiel123 6 years ago

      @jeremecausing: gawa po kau ng iba pa!! para i indorse ko to sa mga kaibigan ko ... ha??????!!!!!!!!!! thanks!!!

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      fiel123 6 years ago

      hmm .. maganda xa .. pero sana naman po everyday ibaiba nababasa ko ... pwd nyo po bang magawa un??

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      ganda!!

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      bket ka bua naka xabit jan ?

      ede ka nman mahulog xken :)

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      Jereme Causing 6 years ago from Philippines

      Happy Valentines!!!

      Thanks for stopping by! :D

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      @anonymous: Kaw un bobo! pupunta ka d2 ng wlang alam

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      hindi kau marunong grabe kayo!!!

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      @anonymous: ndi mais,,

      popcorn....

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      @anonymous: ndi mais,,

      popcorn....

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      @anonymous: wewewew

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Cheesy naman 2

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      budwalker lm 6 years ago

      nakz naman . ang cheezy :D

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      BOY: MISS PARA KANG KETCHUP...

      MISS: KETCHUP ANUNG KETCHUP..?

      bOY: kC HINAHANAP HANAP KA PALAGE NG HOTDOG KO..>!!!

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Naiinis na aq sa FACEBOK kc lagi tanong ng tanong "WHAT ON YOUR MIND?", eh kw lang nman ang nasa ISIP ko..Alangan nman i-SHARE pa KITA?

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      @anonymous: tama .haha

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      --MGA MAIS B KAYO ?? ANG COCORNY KC NGA MGA BANAT NYO ^_^..--

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      Jereme Causing 6 years ago from Philippines

      hi.. kinda bz ryt now.. pero pag may time ako add ko rin ung mga comments nyo :D

      cnxa na po

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      boy: lam mo pra kng tunggod,

      ako nman eh prang isang lolo

      girl:bkit nmn?

      boy:kc i can't stand w/out you^,^

      ^,^,^,^,^,^namn^,^,^,^,^,

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      ixang feeling lhan nman ang dusto qko ee ..

      eun ay ang makqa-FEELING qka

      xua FEELING qko ^^ :))

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      i like it! LOL.

      thankz!!!

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      nice!

      funny but sweet....

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      boy: ihi ba??

      girl: hindi bkt??

      boy: kiniklig kc aq sau ehh..

      >>>eldrinelle<<

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      cute :))

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      cute :))

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      jereme, bakit naman ako kasama sa mga contributors ng cheesy lines na yan?hehe tenkyu ha.... galing mo... :)

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Liezl_chan12@yahoo.com

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      nakakainis qka !

      napaka isip bata mo ..

      so childish !

      so immature !

      gusto mo gawin nua qkitang ....

      BABY QKO !!!!? :))))

      -> diane <- â¥

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      Jereme Causing 6 years ago from Philippines

      hi... gusto nyo ba add ko nalang ung mga comment nyo sa article?

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      anonymous 7 years ago

      sobrang nakakatawa... hehehe... thanks, bawas sa stress! ^_^

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      anonymous 7 years ago

      â Tinurukan ka ba ng âanaesthesiaâ

      Bakit âdi mo maramdaman na mahal kita?

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      anonymous 7 years ago

      "Simpleng Banat"

      Boy: miss nasan ka kagabi?

      Girl: nasa bahay.. bakit?

      Boy: wala ka kasi sa panaginip ko eh..

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      anonymous 7 years ago

      @anonymous: wehh di nga?

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      anonymous 7 years ago

      boy:hi miss pwede ka bang maging sidecar?

      girl:ha.. bkit?

      boy:single kasi ako eh..

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      anonymous 7 years ago

      sau ba yang kamay na yan na may heart .. ?? i have taken that same pic with a cube of ice formed into a heart ,,

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      anonymous 7 years ago

      loser!! Im marinella datuin..Please call me a 4019989 / 5641659 ... I want to have boyfriend..

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      anonymous 7 years ago

      loser!! Im marinella datuin..Please call me a 4019989 / 5641659 ... I want to have boyfriend..