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positive one liners

Updated on March 18, 2010

Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.

Success comes in cans, not can't s. positive one liners

The gap between advice and help is very wide.

The nice thing about standards is, there are so many to choose from.

To err is human, to blame it on someone else is positive human.

Tough times gets you real friends and others get you tough times.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

When there's nothing on TV, most people will watch it anyway.

Alcohol preserves everything but not dignity.

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

A stand can be made against invasion of an army; no stand can be made against invasion of an idea.

Attitude might not catch fish, but it helps when you don't.

Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this Bull before!

Drive carefully, we need every taxpayer we can get. oneliners

God gives every bird its food but he doesn't throw it to its nest.

Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.

I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?

If we preach what we live....We don't ever have to worry about practicing what we preach!

The fellow who has no money is poor; the fellow who has nothing but money is poorer still.

The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: bananosecond. one liners

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, place them in their best light.

What passes as a woman's intuition, is usually nothing more than a mans transparency.

A goal without a plan is just a wish.

All sunshine makes a desert.

A more expensive tennis racket will not make you a better player.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

A wise person has something to say, a fool has to say something.

Dedication is not what others expect of you; it is what you can give to others.

Don't wait for your ship to come in. Row out to meet it.

God loves us not because of who we are, but because of who He is.

Herblock's Law: if it is good, they will stop making it.

I always win. Except when I lose, but then I just don't count it.

I don't need your attitude I have one of my own.

If we'd confess our sins to one another we'd all laugh at the lack of originality.

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      S J 5 years ago

      Most of these are very thoughtful...!!

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