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I have an existential map. It has "You are here" written all over it.
~Author : Steven Wright Famous Quotes
It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh Because it is a gravely religious matter it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd for only man can be dignified.
~Author : Gilbert Keith Chesterton short funny phrases
Hate the sin and love the sinner.
~Author : Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi funny Quotes
There's a very fine line between a groove and a rut a fine line between eccentrics and people who are just plain nuts.
~Author : Christine Lavin Great Sayings
The legacy of Democrats and Republicans approaches: Libertarianism by bankruptcy.
~Author : Nick Nuessle 1992 Meaningful Sayings
In early childhood you may lay the foundation of poverty or riches, industry or idleness, good or evil, by the habits to which you train your children. Teach them right habits then, and their future life is safe.
~Author : Lydia Sigourney Popular Short phrases
Washington D.C. is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
~Author : John Fitzgerald Kennedy Wise Quotes
A fool cannot be protected from his folly. If you attempt to do so, you will not only arouse his animosity but also you will be attempting to deprive him of whatever benefit he is capable of deriving from experience. Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
~Author : Robert A Heinlein Witty Sayings
The point is to develop the childlike inclination for play and the childlike desire for recognition and to guide the child over to important fields for society. Such a school demands from the teacher that he be a kind of artist in his province.
~Author : Albert Einstein Motivational phrases
For the truth of the conclusions of physical science, observation is the supreme Court of Appeal. It does not follow that every item which we confidently accept as physical knowledge has actually been certified by the Court our confidence is that it would be certified by the Court if it were submitted. But it does follow that every item of physical knowledge is of a form which might be submitted to the Court. It must be such that we can specify (although it may be impracticable to carry out) an observational procedure which would decide whether it is true or not. Clearly a statement cannot be tested by observation unless it is an assertion about the results of observation. Every item of physical knowledge must therefore be an assertion of what has been or would be the result of carrying out a specified observational procedure.
~Author : Sir Arthur Eddington Famous Quotes
One must also accept that one has 'uncreative' moments. The more honestly one can accept that, the quicker these moments will pass.
~Author : Etty Hillesum funny Sayings
For no phase of life, whether public or private, whether in business or in the home, whether one is working on what concerns oneself alone or dealing with another, can be without its moral duty; on the discharge of such duties depends all that is morally right, and on their neglect all that is morally wrong in life.
~Author : Marcus Tullius Cicero On Duties I Nice Quotes