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10 Star Wars Unnecessary Things You Actually Need

Updated on May 16, 2020

"OMG I'm a Star Wars fan but I don't know what I need to get in order to be an official Star Wars fan, someone help me!"


Well, today is your lucky day. Because I am here to do it, my dear friend.


1. Puzzle

"But I hate puzzles, I don't have the patience to do them"

Yet.

Get a puzzle. You'll change your mind.

Believe me.

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2. Lego

In case you're the kind of person that actually prefers Lego over puzzles.

I accept you. And respect you.

But you need to go and get Millennium Falcon right now (if you happen to be rich, I should add).

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3. Shoes

They allow you to walk. And they have Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader on them.

Do you really need to overthink this?


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4. Umbrella

Protecting yourself from the rain, sun and light sabers since a long long time ago.

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5. Earrings

Style + Star Wars = Power. Unlimited Power.


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6. Darth Vader Pillow

So that you can sleep on the right side.

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7. Waffle Machine

I bet this makes waffles taste like they're from another galaxy.

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8. Key Chain

So that you don't get lost and end up on the wrong house, like a dark one or something...

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9. Baby Yoda Statue

Because Yoda is adorable. We all love Yoda.

If you don't then you might want to double check what side of the Force you're in.

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10. A Lightsaber

No. It's not completely useless.

Utility is a reality created by people that don't want us to spend money on stupid things.

Probably parents created that.

Let's not listen to them.

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And that's it. Now you're a true Star Wars fan.

A very emptied bank account one, yes, but a serious fan, indeed.

Congratulations, dear.

© 2020 Patricia Marques

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    • Noel Penaflor7 profile image

      Noel Penaflor 

      11 months ago from California

      I'd accept all of these as gifts.

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