10 Star Wars Unnecessary Things You Actually Need
"OMG I'm a Star Wars fan but I don't know what I need to get in order to be an official Star Wars fan, someone help me!"
Well, today is your lucky day. Because I am here to do it, my dear friend.
"But I hate puzzles, I don't have the patience to do them"
Get a puzzle. You'll change your mind.
In case you're the kind of person that actually prefers Lego over puzzles.
I accept you. And respect you.
But you need to go and get Millennium Falcon right now (if you happen to be rich, I should add).
They allow you to walk. And they have Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader on them.
Do you really need to overthink this?
Protecting yourself from the rain, sun and light sabers since a long long time ago.
Style + Star Wars = Power. Unlimited Power.
6. Darth Vader Pillow
So that you can sleep on the right side.
7. Waffle Machine
I bet this makes waffles taste like they're from another galaxy.
8. Key Chain
So that you don't get lost and end up on the wrong house, like a dark one or something...
9. Baby Yoda Statue
Because Yoda is adorable. We all love Yoda.
If you don't then you might want to double check what side of the Force you're in.
10. A Lightsaber
No. It's not completely useless.
Utility is a reality created by people that don't want us to spend money on stupid things.
Probably parents created that.
Let's not listen to them.
And that's it. Now you're a true Star Wars fan.
A very emptied bank account one, yes, but a serious fan, indeed.
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