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24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator…

Updated on October 04, 2008

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

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  • MasonsMom profile image

    MasonsMom 8 years ago from U.S.A.

    Very funny! I don't think I'd have the guts to actually do any of these (unless I had had a few drinks first!)

  • Nicole Winter profile image

    Nicole A. Winter 8 years ago from Chicago, IL

    I'm sitting here eating the *worst* mac 'n cheese, bar none that I have ever had, bemoaning the fact that my lunch sucks, then I came across your hub and started laughing myself silly. This is way too funny, thanks so much, St. James!

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    talented_ink 8 years ago from USA

    Wow! I looked at your picture and thought to myself, "This HAS to be a smartass!" and what do you know, I was right. The funny thing is that I've done things like this all in the name of humor and to escape monotony. It's always good to know I'm not alone.

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    Lazur 8 years ago from Netherlands

    25. Ask people to play hide and seek with you

    26. stand in front of the buttons and when some one tries to push a button, you start to bark like a dog.

    27. Stand next to people and start smelling them.

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    spryte 8 years ago from Arizona, USA

    #3 & #20....definite favorites!

    Thanks for a good laugh!

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