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There Really Are 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
50 Methods for Breaking up with Someone
According to Paul Simon "There must be 50 ways to leave your lover." He was right! We made a list. There are in fact at least fifty ways to leave your lover, and new ways popping up every day.
Perhaps they aren't all the most polite, or the most gentle way to break the news, but there will all get the job done.
Paul Simon - 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
Which is the worst?
Which Is the worst method of breakup?
Still Crazy After All These Years - ~ CD ~
Paul Simon's third solo album unifies the varied threads running through its predecessors--confessional ballads, wily story songs, agnostic spirituals and snapshots of modern life, circa 1975.
Track #4 is 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
Send a Book
Sending your lover one of these books ought to get the point across.
Have you ever been dumped electronically ? - IM, email, text messages, myspace, etc.
Have you ever been dumped via electronic device?
Reletionship Ending Sites
- 45 Additional Ways to Leave Your Lover
By: Rosecrans Baldwin - e-closure - documenting breakup letters anonymously online
Documenting breakups anonymously online. A fine collection of break up letters. - Rejection Hotline
The Rejection Hotline is a local phone number that you can give out, either to dump someone, or to reject someone who asks for your number. - BreakUpEmail.com | Sometimes it's just easier this way
Dump him/her by email. It's the easiest way to end your relationship - fast and efficient! Automatic Dear John Generator
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I love him but I found someone else and I feel bad :(
Wow, great lens! 50 ways huh, lol. This is good to know! I want to thank you also, because you explained to me how to join fan clubs and I will join yours and rate your lens a 5.
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[in reply to Quirina] I think four out of 52, when 50 is all I promised is just fine. Welcome to 2009 - the internet is not a fad.
No, most of these options are not polite... Need I be polite here? I think counting all web2.0 communication platforms for filling the list is pretty lame... I like the general idea for the lens, though!
And let me add this: Paul Simon is a hero!
Okay Paul, if you read this, we really are over!
Unless I change my mind tomorrow..
I love this song! Thanks for submitting it to the Great Songs Group.
Quite the original lens! I'm impressed. I never would have thought of this in a million years. I think that means I have some brainstorming to do!
This was hilarious! At least from the outside.
What fun! I'll send it to my husband when he steps out of line!
Yep, there are many ways to leave someone, but whatever you do be CLEAR ABOUT IT, leave no room for doubt without doing any unnecessary "damage".
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