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Aggretsuko an Insult to All True Metalheads

Updated on August 15, 2025
Aggretsucko belongs in a garbage can.
Aggretsucko belongs in a garbage can.
Aggretsuko is False Metal
Aggretsuko is False Metal

Aggretsuko is cool... NOT!

The entire song is literally two words, talk about lame.
The entire song is literally two words, talk about lame. | Source

This Cutesy Crap is Not True Metal

This show is about a stupid little raccoon or red panda who likes to sing death metal karaoke (the mere thought of it is cringeworthy). And when she "sings," she sounds like some terrible poser nu-metal band like Korn, Slipknot, or Disturbed, and not like an actual death metal vocalist. This is just another boring show for people who like to pretend to be metalheads, and it will probably bring in more posers from its fanbase.

The main character is also a bad lyricist/songwriter (as well as a vocalist). Her lyrics are just her annoying moaning about her mundane little problems, like her boss is a chauvinist, her life sucks, her boyfriend is lame, or some other inane tripe. Not only are the lyrics annoying and pretentious, but the notes are highly repetitive. It's repeated five or so times, like some horrible pop song, not real metal but false metal.

There is also the worst music known to man in this show, rap, the bane of all true music, for it is not even music; it is spoken word, and it is all poorly written and overly repetitive trash that only morons listen to. Death Metal is not for soft-skinned PC babies, and the creators of this show should stick to making stupid Hello Kitty shows and stop trying to be cool by pretending to be metal, which they only know next to nothing about.

In closing, Aggretsuko is complete and utter trash made by an out-of-touch Japanese company that thinks it's being cool; it is not; however, it is an insulting and stupid show that pushes political agendas and disgusting fetishes (furry). It tarnishes the name of all true metalheads who aren't lame losers who sing about their lame lives.

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