When it appears that you have killed the alien, never check to see if it’s really dead. Just shoot it one more time just in case.
Stay in groups its always a safer bet. Preferably groups greater than two. You never know when your friend is an alien in disguise.
Don’t try to splice alien and human DNA. The results will always be unpleasant. (AKA the new Splice movie)
Never sleep with an alien, no matter how hot she is, oh and if you can't tell if its an alien or not heres a little help, if she is way to hot for you and dieing to get you in the sack, RUN!
EX) SPECIES
Never create a super being using information that was transmitted from outer space. You can't trust artificial intelligence.
Don’t try to communicate with a space creature because you want to learn from it. Just kill it!
Strange lights in the sky are always a bad sign, and never seek out the source cause if you do than you deserve whats coming to you.
When the military arrives, run and hide. They are just as likely to kill you as the aliens. They are constanly on edge.
If you find some unusual egg-like objects, leave them alone. They contain alien creatures that will either kill or clone you. (Did we learn nothing from the Aliens Movies??)
If a friend has a disgusting parasite attached to him, leave him alone. And never bring him back with you. We know you care about the person but their already dead so let them go and save yourself!
EX) ALIEN
Dripping goo, slime, or excretions stuck to walls are not good reasons to explore their a good reason to turn around and run the other way.
Never sacrifice yourself to save your friends. They will soon die regardless of what you do. Its a sad but true fact in the Sci Fi world.
Genetic experiments will always produce a big, nasty, scary creature. Best to stick to what you know.
If you find the remains of a strange life form, spaceship, or alien artifact, leave it alone. Don’t dig it out or bring it back to study and if you do and things start glowing or moving drop it and run.
Have lots of weapons and ammunition. And always shoot first and ask questions later.
EX) Starship Troopers
If your friend has been taken by the alien creatures, don’t go after him. Their a gonner so you better start dealing with it now rather than later.
When strange men are shooting at a dog. Don’t shoot at the men, shoot at the dog. Believe they have a reason for it!
Never poke a glowing meteorite with a stick. The thing inside it might get mad and jump out and eat you!
EX) The Blob
Don’t ever piss off a captured alien. When it escapes, you will be the first person it kills and believe me they are smarter than they look so watch your back.
Never try to capture an alien creature because it would be worth a fortune or has technology that could be studied. In the end if the creature doesn't kill you the other survivors will.
If the space creature has acid for blood don't stand to close when shooting if you can help it, that stuff stings a little.
If everyone in town falls asleep and all the women wake up pregnant, leave your wife or girlfirend and move away.
If everyone in town falls asleep and you wake up pregnant, your unborn child is an alien sent to take over the world. Kiss your butt goodbye.
When everyone you know displays no emotion, you need to leave. Your loved ones have been replaced by aliens.
Aliens with shoulder cannons, heavy armor, and cloaking devices do not “come in peace”, don't be fooled!
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