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An Interview with That Small Voice From Within

Updated on January 17, 2010

It’s that little voice again!

Good day, I am Greg’s alter ego. We have split just for this exclusive. He will be interviewing that little voice that lives within his head. In the past, these two have had their problems (like the shower incident), so I am here to kind of referee. And that being said let us begin.

Me: He speaks to me whether I want him to or not. At times it can be annoying and other times it can be a life saver. And I think it is about time that we speak directly to that little voice, and find out who he really is.

Me: And now we have that little voice with us and I wish to ask you something sir.

Voice: Go ahead.

Me: Just who are you? I mean are you a part of the subconscious or what?

Voice: I am whatever you want me to be.

Me: What does that mean?

Voice: I am whatever you want me to be.

Me: That doesn’t make any sense. Are you just trying to be esoteric and “mysterious” to make yourself look cool?

Voice: Why would I do that?

Alter ego: Let’s take it easy Greg!

Me: OK, I’m calm. Next question, are you always there or do you just appear out of necessity?

Voice: I am pretty much always there.

Me: Then where were you during the supermarket incident last week?

Voice: I was there the whole time and I was just being myself.

Me: And what exactly is that self? Because I am thinking that “self” is a little invisible jerk!

Voice: I’ll show you a jerk! Just walk over there and look in the mirror!

Alter ego: Hoo boy!

Me: Now don’t start with me! I’m still mad about the supermarket fiasco! (Mocking little voice) “Grab the bottom can from the display; you know you always wanted to!”

 Voice:  Hey, I didn’t see the kid standing next to you!

Me: It’s a good thing for you that I was able to blame the kid for it………after we found him! What do you have to say for yourself?

Voice: I have nothing to say.

Me: Nothing to say! You little creep; I’ll give you nothing to say!

Alter ego: OK boys, this is really getting out of hand!

Me: and Voice: Oh shut up!

Alter ego: Well, I tried. Maybe tomorrow we can do this again...and of course maybe not? This has been an interview with that little voice, brought to you by a battle from within.

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      Peggy Patrick Medberry 7 years ago from Los Angeles

      Funny!! Me and my voices all enjoyed this!!! :)

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      Michelle Simtoco 7 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

      Hahahahahaha Hello little voice from within...don't fight me..I'm nice... :) I enjoyed reading your interview...