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The Empress Of Nipple Slips | Bai Ling

Updated on October 12, 2009

Almost a nipple there...

definitely a nipple here...

and a fuzzy nipple here...

Bai Ling is well known for her nipples and tawdry sexual practices. She is unashamedly explorative in sexual affairs, and celebrates her sexuality at every turn, even the inappropriate ones. But what do we really know about her hmm? Where does she come from, what's her story? Why is she always flashing her nipples?

Well, for starters she was born in 1970, in Chengdu, China, the daughter of a music teacher and dancer/stage actress. She was raised largely by her grandmother because her hell raising parents managed to annoy the Government, something that Bai Ling would grow up to do in her own inimitable fashion.

Always a rebel, Bai Ling managed to piss of the Chinese Government and its officials on multiple occasions, firstly when she was found guilty of insubordination whilst serving in the People's Army, secondly by attending the Tienanmen Square protests (where she evidently escaped being mown down like thousands of her less fortunate companions), and then ultimately by playing a lawyer who defends Richard Gere in China in a film. For some reason, this was considered much too much for the Chinese government to handle, and Bai Ling's passport was revoked.

As an entertainer, she seems to have always possessed a great natural talent, and was enlisted in the People's Army when she was just 14 to entertain the troops. That didn't work out too well, but she managed to gain stardom before the age of 18 in spite of ending up in a mental institution as a result of depression at some point in the interim.

Enough of the delightful childhood stories though, let's get down to the nitty gritty:

Bai Ling is a dirty, naughty girl – and here are some quotes to prove it.

I love being naked and I love men and women, especially when I´m drunk. Sex is the best high. I want to die making love because it feels so good.”

She said, clearly feeling in a free and giving mood, in fact, she doesn't understand what the problem is with her being naked most of the time. In another interview she shared her frustrations with people's attitudes to the way she dresses.

For instance, for the Oscars I dressed very elegantly but they don't want to use my picture because they like something where my nipple showed off or something sexy, I don't know why.”

I don't know why either. It's almost like there is some public consensus that you shouldn't expose your nipples in public.

There are other quotes that shed some light on her desire to dress in very little, spiritual possession is one possibility:

I often feel like I have this spirit living inside of me, always dressing in like short mini skirts... but then I start to discover myself. So there are eight spirits, mischievous ones, sad ones, handsome ones, wise ones, and crazy ones.”

Uh, yeah, it's possible. And finally, my favorite quote of all, no it's not dirty, but it is an elegant blend of the poetically crazy and the starkly pragmatic, and you must read it.

I came from the air. I came from the moon. I just landed. Traveling, it's a constant in my life. Sometimes I feel like I'm naturally high because of this lifestyle. Sometimes I really feel like I'm the air or on the moon, and that's that. Of course, I originally came from China.”

Right on.


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      poetryman69 8 years ago from Orlando


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      bill komissaroff 8 years ago from Portland O

      Bai Be Batty.  

      Berry Berry Batty.

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      Brafit 8 years ago

      Periods end a sentence. Nipples make a woman!