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Funny Blonde Jokes
Blonde jokes are probably one of the more common jokes beside "yo mama jokes." Face it, they're just popular. I mean, I don't know one person that's never heard of a blonde joke (except children).
The funniest blonde jokes are those that are well... true... I mean, we all know a handful of blondes that aren't the stereotypical num-nuts, but we all know those stereotypical, air-headed blondes are wide and vast across the map.
Does It Hurt When I Do This?
So, a beautiful, young red- head goes to the doctor and claims that her body hurts when she touches it.
The doctor says to her, "Impossible. Show me."
The red- head takes her finger and pushed on her knee, screams in pain, touches her elbow, screams again. Then she touches her stomach and screams once again. Last, she touches her ankle, and once again screams in pain. Basically, everywhere she touched, she screamed in pain.
After seeing what the red- head had said was true, the doctor says, "You're not a natural red- head, are you?"
"No, I'm really a blonde."
The doctor, replies, "I figured. Your finger's broken."
This blonde was driving home on the highway, and a hailstorm all of a sudden started. It left her car dented all over. So, she decided to go to a car repair shop to ask the owner how much it would cost to remove all the dents. But, seeing that she was a blonde, he winked at his partner, and told her it wouldn't cost her a thing if only she followed his instructions.
The blonde woman drove home. Her blonde roommate came out of the house to find her friend (the first blonde), sitting on the ground blowing on the tail pipe.
"What are you doing!?" the second blonde asked the first.
She looked up with a big smile on her face and a black ring around her mouth. "Well, the man at the car repair shop said that I could save a lot of money if I blew into the tail pipe. He said the dents would pop out."
"Duh! , but you have to roll up the windows, first."
Black And Blonde
The editor of this magazine informed the beautiful blonde woman that they cannot employ her to work as a model to the men's magazine.
He told her that, "It's obvious that your hair isn't naturally blonde, because the hair between your leg's is black."
The blonde woman picked up a heavy paperweight and slammed it on the editor's fingers.
"Why the Hell did you do that!?"
With a sweet smile, she answered, "Your fingers are turning black, are they not? Well, they've only been banged one time."
So these three blondes were trying to get to Disney Land via the highway.
They saw a big sign that read, "Disney Land Left."
So they drove home.
Q. So, what's a blonde's mating call?
A. "I'm drunk."
Although, pretty simple in nature, this blonde joke still gets a laugh.