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115 Weird Celebrity Baby Names that Actually Exist

Updated on June 17, 2014

Celebrity Baby Names: Cute, Bizarre and Normal

Name him something good!
Name him something good! | Source
Celebrity baby names tend to be on the wacky side.
Celebrity baby names tend to be on the wacky side. | Source
Don't name your kid Moxie CrimeFighter.
Don't name your kid Moxie CrimeFighter. | Source
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Hey! Give me a nice name!! | Source
Don't name your kid Pilot Inspektor.
Don't name your kid Pilot Inspektor. | Source

Weird Celebrity Baby Names that Should Not Exist

Being a celebrity these days almost gives you a rite of passage to name your baby something insanely odd. Now, I am notorious for my strange taste in names, but some celebrity baby names sound more like cartoon character names to me. I'm under the impression that some celebrities intentionally choose weird names to boost their fame, even if it is only for a few weeks. Whatever floats your boat, I suppose. Some are undeniably cute and some are...... not and some are just plain and normal. It all comes down to how much you like a particular name and how much you think it would suit your baby.

Most Bizarre Celebrity Baby Names

  • Zuma Nesta Rock; baby of Gwen Stafani and Gavin Rossendale
  • Pilot Inspektor; baby of Jason Lee
  • Apple; baby of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin
  • Fifi Trixibelle; baby of Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
  • Kyd; baby of David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
  • Coco; baby of Courteney Cox and David Arquette
  • Destry; baby of Steven Spielberg
  • Sage Moonblood; baby of Sylvester Stallone
  • Memphis Eve; baby of Bono
  • Prince Michael number two (also known as Blanket); baby of Michael Jackson
  • Rocket, Racer, Rebel, Rogue and Rhiannon; children of Robert Rodriguez
  • Audio Science; baby of Shannyn Sossamon
  • Blue Angel; baby of The Edge from U2
  • Moon Unit, Diva Thin Muffin, Ahmet and Dweezil Zappa; children of Frank Zappa. Frank Zappa was a musical genuis and quite the funny man as he shows in his choice of names for his kids. Diva Thin Muffin gets me every time.
  • Tu Morrow; baby of Rob Morrow. This name is not even funny or clever, just stupid.
  • Moxie Crimefighter; baby of Penn Jillette
  • Jermanjesty; baby of Jermaine Jackson
  • Camera; baby ofArthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy
  • Barron; baby ofDonald Trump and Melania Knauss
  • Bronx Mowgli; baby of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz
  • Astrella Celeste; baby of Donovan and Linda Lawrence
  • Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily; baby of Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates
  • Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha; baby of Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa
  • Jeronimo; baby of Diego Luna and Camila Sodi
  • Jazz Domino; baby of Joe Strummer and Gabrielle Salter
  • Satchel; baby of Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee
  • Tripp; baby of Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston
  • Sunday Rose; baby of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
  • Story Elias; baby of Jenna and Bodhi Elfman
  • Tabooger; baby of Dan Cortese and Dee Dee Hemby
  • Yamma; baby of James Brown and Deidre Jenkins
  • Kal-el; baby of Nicholas Cage and Alice Kim
  • Banjo; baby of Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor
  • Aquinnah; baby of Michael J. Fox and Tracy Pollan
  • Oriole Nebula; baby of Donovan and Linda Lawrence

As you can see from the list above, celebrities have a weird habit of naming their kids the most bizarre things. While I will admit I like a few of the names on this list, most are too much for me. However, a large majority are quite well-suited to dogs and cats if you want my opinion.

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Not-So-Weird Celebrity Baby Names

Surprisingly, there are a lot of normal baby names in the celebrity baby world. I had no idea of this fact until I researched for this hub.

  • Brianna: Trace and Rhonda Adkins
  • Charlotte Grace: Sarah Michelle Geller & Freddie Prinze Jr.
  • Charlotte Rose: Dylan McDermott & Shiva Rose
  • Deliliah: Kimberly Stewart & Benicio Del Toro
  • Elizabeth: Tim & Jane Allen
  • Ella: Ben Stiller & Christine Taylor
  • Emily Grace: Paul & Erin Stanley
  • Faith Margaret: Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban
  • Grace Ann: Dave & Ashley Matthews
  • Isabella Claire: Drew & Lea Lachey
  • Jade Marie: Giada De Laurentiis & Todd Thompson
  • Kate Victoria: Brooke Anderson & Jim Walker
  • Lillian: Mary McCormack & Michael Morris
  • Maggie Elizabeth: Faith Hill & Tim McGraw
  • Maggie Rose:Jon Stewart & Tracy McShaneizes
  • Matilda Rose: Heath Ledger & Michelle Williams
  • Megan Hope: Alison Sweeney & Dave Sanov
  • Nicole Elizabeth: Nancy Kerrigan & Jerry Solomon
  • Olivia: Eddie Vedder & Jill McCormick
  • Olivia Marie: Lance Armstrong & Anna Hansen
  • Sadie Grace: Christina Applegate & Martyn LeNoble
  • Sarah Brianna: Paul & Erin Stanley
  • Savannah: Marcia Cross & Tom Mahoney
  • Andrew: James McAvoy & Anne-Marie Duff
  • Alexander Pete: Naomi Watts & Live Schrieber
  • Benjamin: Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady
  • Brendan Joseph: Mark Wahlberg & Rhea Durham
  • Caleb: Bo & Caroline Bice
  • David Daniel: Jennifer Hudson
  • Donald J Trump: Donald & Vanessa Trump, Jr.
  • Dylan Christopher: Tracey Gold & Robey Marshall
  • Eli Benjamin: Rachel Dratch & John Wahl
  • Henry Benjamin: Emily & Charlie Robison
  • Henry Daniel: Julia Roberts & Danny Moder
  • Jackson James: Carson Daly & Siri Pinter
  • Jacob Emerson: Courtney Thorne-Smith & Roger Fishman
  • James Joseph: Tom & Maureen Cavanagh
  • James Timothy: Danny & Bridget Pudi
  • Jeffrey Charles Jr: Sherri Shepherd & Jeffrey Charles
  • Joe: Kate Winslet & Sam Mendes
  • John "Jack" Christopher: Johnny Depp & Vanessa Paradis
  • John Edward Thomas: Bridget Moynahan & Tom Brady
  • Jonah Christopher: Jo Dee Messina & Chris Deffenbaugh
  • Joseph Michael: Kerri Walsh & Casey Jennings
  • Levi James: Sheryl Crow
  • Liam Aaron: Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott
  • Max Aaron: Gilbert & Dara Gottfried
  • Maxwell Edward: Lance Armstrong & Anna Hansen
  • Miles Robert: Glenn Howerton & Jill Latiano
  • Milo Thomas: Alyssa Milano & David Bugliari
  • Nathan Thomas: Jon Stewart & Tracy McShane
  • Noah Theodore: Jesse Csincsak & Ann Lueders
  • Oliver Phillip: Fred & Jennifer Savage
  • Patrick Ryan: Rich & Virginia Sommer
  • Taylor Thomas: Elisabeth & Tim Hasselbeck
  • Thomas Colton: Jared Padalecki & Genevieve Cortese
  • Tyler William: Kerri Strug & Robert Fischer III
  • Vincent Michael: Dominique Moceanu & Mike Canales

The Best Celebrity Baby Names

This will be a short list, obviously.

  • Bandit Lee: Gerard and Lyn-Z Way
  • Everly Bear: Anthony Kiedis
  • Sailor Lee: Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook
  • Luca Cruz (not so much Cruz, but Luca): Hilary Duff & Mike Comrie
  • Luke West: Kim Raver & Manu Boyer
  • Noah Wilde: Chyler Leigh & Nathan West
  • Sebastian Thomas: Tommy Hilfiger & Dee Ocleppo
  • Sawyer Steven: Erica Hill & David Yount
  • Akiva: Anne Dudek & Matthew Heller
  • Atlas: Anne Heche & James Tupper
  • India Rose: Chris Hemsworth & Elsa Pataky

My own personal taste. Most names sound good, but when they're paired with a ridiculous first or middle name, the whole name is consequently ruined.

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    • Alecia Murphy profile image

      Alecia Murphy 4 years ago from Wilmington, North Carolina

      Frank Zappa did have a great sense of humor but if he were my dad-I might just have gone off the deep end. Diva Thin Muffin? That should be illegal.

      I love your list but I'd add Blue Ivy from Beyonce' and Jay-Z- I know it has personal significance to them but I would not want to be that kid in preschool.

      Voted up, awesome, funny, and shared!

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      babynology 3 years ago from New York

      I love your new hub theme! It’s very nice. And a lot easier to read than your old one, actually.

    • Jennifer Mugrage profile image

      Jennifer Mugrage 22 months ago from Columbus, Ohio

      Maybe this is cultural thing. Celebs get in their Hollywood bubble, and regular names just sound so boring.

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      Kalel Lawliet 20 months ago

      yes! i was so happy to see gerard and lyn-z make the list for best baby name. love them

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      Gghhngg 17 months ago

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      Frell 17 months ago

      I love the fact that Bandit made it on the list for the best celebrity baby names.

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