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Cute Funny Quotes

Updated on July 9, 2011

Funny Cute Quotes

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck! cute saying about cute Funny quotes c

 They say that you are put on earth to accomplish a certain amount of things. Right now I am so far behind... I'll never die... sweet quotations about Works

 Suicide is away of telling God, You can't fire me I quit!!!!! cool sayings on Cool Sayings

 Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion cute Funny quotes by Cool Pickup

 There are only two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead!!!! cool quote about Cool Sayings

 Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Funny sayings by Funny Life

 Don t count your chickens before they are hatched. cute saying about cute xanga quotes

 She's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.~Oscar Levant to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiance sweet quotations about Love

 The BEST part of waking up? Hitting the snooze button and going back to sleep. cool sayings on One liner

 Enjoy life it's not a dress rehearsal. cute xanga quotes by Cool Pickup

 Boycott shampoo, demand real poo instead. sweet sayings by Cool Pickup

 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. cute saying about girly quotations

 People never grow up, they just learn how to act in public.~Bryan White sweet quotations about Funny

 Did Noah keep his bees in archives? cool sayings on Question

 Growing old is mandatory growing up is optional. girly Funny by me

 Don't start with me you won't win! cool quote about Cool Quotes

 The horn blows does the driver! sweet sayings by Cool Pickup

 I'm gonna survive or die trying. cute saying about girly quotations

 Champaign can be tickly, and so can I. (Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this). sweet quotations about Pickup Lines

 Make love, not war~hell, do both, get married! cool sayings on Battle of the sexes

 Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together? Funny quotations by Cool Pickup


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      tori 6 years ago

      luv quotes great messages lol!!!!!!!

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      MyBellyTalks:) 6 years ago

      my mom always told me too give my toys too the less fourtunet so here hunny you can have him, igot something way better.