Don't Sweat the Pits of No Return.

The Pits Of No Return!

Armpits 

are like 

jungles 

of smelly 

rain forests 

drip drip 

d 
r 
i 
p

Lint catchers 

often shaved 

but voraciously tenacious 

they grow like weeds 

skunkweeds at that.

Here is the 

center of musk 

produced for 

sexual enhancement 

that few love to savour.

Hollow places 

to hide things 

a shoplifters drawer 

to store 

what was the stores .

Noise makers for 

litte boys 

making thier 

fart explosions 

from under-handed 

attempts at 

exploiting

the burping pit.

Cathedral arches 

for all those crippled 

its vast space 

cushions and supports 

those on crutches.

Favorite hidey hole 

for the addicted 

a shooters paradise.

Stain maker for 

white shirts

and blouses,

permanent 

yellow markings 

you can't even 

"SHOUT" them out .

Police detector 

as cops observe 

the sweat stains 

size  that reveals 

the levels of guilt.

Natures sweater 

in a bassackward way 

cause you stay cooler

with this sweater 

when it's hot

Perspiration 

blotted out 

by deoderants 

with catchy names,

like Right guard??

what about the left armpit?

Or Arrid..extra dry

two desert nooks

form dry armpits 

the ultimate delight.

Armpits sit 

in stereo 

on each side 

of you.

They lie 

under arms 

that cover their 

stench or 

leech out the 

artificially created 

perfumes that make 

each pit bearable.

Armpits are

one of God's 

biggest jokes 

on his nervous 

little mortals.

But don't sweat it 

his are huge 

and were a direct cause

for the flood 

when Noah built 

his ark

and the salty oceans

that cover the earth

Isn't it nice 

to know that even God 

has to sit and 

sweat when things 

don't go his way.