Editing My Profile
The other day I decided to actually edit my profile on a website. Of course I didn't know there would be one thousand questions. Usually I don't bother filling them out. Someone wants to know me, just ask. After all I do write stories and such.
Well on this day I was feeling a little rambunctious, so I decided to fill them all out. Below is what it looked like.
Name : mrpooper
Address : Right now planet Earth. However my visa expires in a couple months and I will return to my planet in the Butterfinger Galaxy.
State : A little confused about what's going on in the world.
Zip Code : Is that like a UPC? If it is I don't have one.
Occupation : Blog Master. I control the world of words. I'm a trainer of letters and punctuation. Without me, and others like me, your words would make no sense!
Hobbies : Collecting lint from my belly button. I have an inny and it's a deep hole so a lot of lint gets trapped there. I've made my own pillows for the bed.
Favorite Music : Anything but Opera. Nobody sings like that. Okay maybe people taking a shower, but that's it.
Favorite Movies : I only like the old stuff. Old is new now. All the new movies are remakes of the old movies. How can I spend a lot of money to sit for three hours watching something I've known the ending of for twenty years?
Favorite Books : Let me get this straight. You think I have a few hours every day to put aside for reading? How about I just download them onto my IPod and listen to them while I answer these stupid questions.
Favorite TV Shows : Cartoons are my favorite. I can't watch an R rated movie with my 9 year old grandson because of violence and sex. However I can watch Bugs Bunny dress up like a woman and kiss Porky Pig. It's alright for us to watch the coyote get crushed by an anvil. A violet movie, no way!
Places I Lived : This house I'm in now. I lived in that house in New England for awhile. I lived at a friends house for a summer back when I was in school. I haven't lived in a nudist colony or prision yet!
Colleges I attended : The college of life
Favorite Website : The one wear the girl is topless and the guy is...............Oh Just forget it!
Hometown : Why? Is this a social bookmark website or a dating service ? Is this where I can trade my wife in for a younger model. Hope Tiger Woods isn't a member. Won't be enough girls for the rest of us.
Naturally after I hit save all kinds of bells and whistles went off. I'm expecting a visit from Homeland Security to validate that I'm harmless.