Ernie Versus Bert

Ernie: Say Bert, my good ole buddy Bert. Have you heard about some of the hub bub about us out on the Internet?

Bert:

Ernie: Yeah, Bert. They are saying stuff about us. And there is some question as to which one of us would win in a fight, Bert. Did you know that?

Bert:

Ernie:  That's crazy talk, isn't it, Bert?  You and I in a fight?  And who would win?  Why would anyone even consider such a thing?  You don't wish me harm do you, Bert?

Bert:

Ernie: Doesn't seem like much of a contest. I'm friendly and you have anger management issues. Well, lets leave it up to the readers. I've taken boxing y'know...

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