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Funny Baby Quotes and Sayings :: Funny Quotes And Sayings About Babies

Updated on December 9, 2012

Funny Baby Quotes and Sayings :: Funny Quotes And Sayings About Baby

There are lots of funny quotes and sayings about babies, parenthood -- joys of having babies and hilarious descriptions of having babies. People make fun of their experiences -- the joys of taking care of their babies and the wonder it brings in their lives. People also like to make jokes, sayings and quotes about babies because in some way it is their outlet when they are tired, sometimes they just want to make fun of it all.

In these world of ours where we become busy providing for our families, we forget to have fun and enjoy moments with our babies. Babies make our world better by their smiles so at the end of the day even if we are tired, their smiles can bring us so much joy. Babies are always considered gifts in so many ways. We either laugh and have fun while they are still babies, and once they are grown ups, they too will have babies and will share their own "quotes and funny sayings" experiences about being a parent.

Gathering the funny quotes and sayings about babies is my way of making many parents appreciate more and laugh at the experiences they have while taking care of their babies. Truly, being a parent is the most rewarding "profession" of the world. So, come and lets enjoy these funny quotes and sayings about babies. We all gotta have a laugh sometimes.

Inspirational Yet Funny Baby Quotes and Sayings

  • "A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be." By Unknown
  • "A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities" By Eda Le Shan
  • "When your baby's "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma." By Theresa Bloomingdale
  • "A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for." By Unknown
  • "Parenthood is the state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage." By Marcelene Cox

Funny Quotes About Babies

  • “Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.”
    By Marshall McLuhan
  • "Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories." By John Wilmot
  • "A baby is an angel whose wings decrease while his legs increase.By Unknown Author
  • And this one is nice because I like to sing --- “The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.By Kin Hubbar
  • "Do you know that babies are such a nice way to start people” By Don Herold

Funny Quotes And Sayings About Babies -- the following quotes are mine

  • "Babies are all the same, they are all beautiful in their parents eye"
  • "If all people are like the minds of babies, then this world will be just smiling and laughing and at the same time"
  • "Having babies is the most wonderful feeling in the world, and the experience could last a lifetime"
  • "Being a parent doesn't stop when your children are already 18, it actually is just beginning -- then you become a grandparent"
  • "When you take care of babies, time doesn't exist at all, and you don't have notion of mornings and nighttime"
  • "When you have babies your wallet in fact thickens because you remains to be young and healthy -- you visit the doctor less and you want to remain healthy to catch up with your babies when they run."
  • "The house maybe in shambles when you have babies, but definitely it will be full of laughters"


And my favorite quote about babies is this one by Vincent Van Gogh "If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle."


Having babies is one of the most fulfilling feelings we can ever experience. Even when we are tired or life is not good for some reason, they give us some sense and we are happier than ever before. These collections of sayings and funny quotes about babies is one proof that even though taking care of babies is a huge task, we make them easier. People make fun of their experiences taking care of babies through these quotes and funny sayings about them. Quotes and funny sayings about babies are divided into three parts : (a.) happiness and joy of having babies -- inspirational, (b.) getting the most fun about having babies and (c.) what babies can do to our lives in some funny ways.


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