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Twitter Can Be Just About Having A Laugh
Some of you may never tweet.
You may never go near Twitter even but I urge you to reconsider and follow Weird Horse.
We all need humor in our lives and Weird Horse, that quirky equine tweeter will provide it every day though I'm still not sure how he manages to type in 140 characters with his hooves.
Weird Horse Likes To Tell Jokes
"A donkey just passed out in the barn. He's in a stable condition, lol."
"A cow just told me that he prefers the 100 metres sprint to the hurdles. That's racist."
"Just went to the dentist at 2:30 but couldn't tell the tooth hurty joke because he doesn't understand neighs."
"The hairdresser is here to give me a hair cut. He is the mane man, lol."
"Farmer just spilled some coffee on his pants. They must be cappu-chinos lol."
"Farmer has a fear of The Simpsons. He's Homerphobic."
Yes, Weird Horse has a weird sense of humour and if you like sophisticated humour, then Weird Horse is not for you - he's just silly.
Weird Horse On The London Olympics And Other News
As well as being an equine japester and poet, Weird Horse also enjoys discussing the current topic of the day. He is one switched on gee-gee.
"Just carried the Olympic torch but slipped on a worm, dropped it onto some hay, set fire to the barn, killed a cow and made Seb Coe cry."
"Hiding in the stables reading Fifty Shades of Hay."
"Farmer is reading an erotic novel about the manual transportation of horse-feed. It's called Fifty Spades of Hay."
As you may have guessed from the tone of his tweets, Weird Horse is all about living on a farm, near a barn with other creatures. Setting up a funny or silly Twitter account needs a sort of 'niche' subject.
Weird Horse is no different than any other celebrity setting up their own Twitter account, except I suspect Weird Horse was created as a bit of a sarcastic take on a lot of those celebrity tweeters who tweet about pretty much nothing!
Weird Horse is not alone on the farm - there is also a Twitter account for his owner, @Baffled Farmer.
Baffled Farmer replies to tweets but in general, is not an eloquent man. Usually, we only hear anything interesting from him if it is retweeted by Weird Horse. And another Twitter account under the name of @Weird City Police completes the picture (so far).
This creates some interactive tweets between the 3 accounts. Weird City Police usually just sent reportage tweets which Weird Horse retweets. There is a sense though that whoever created these accounts is having fun giving us a sort of 'farmville' in tweets but this is all about the laughs.
I suspect it is only a matter of time before other animals from the farm start tweeting. Some of the goats and cows sound like they're having an interesting time :o).
Weird Horse - Observations on Life With Other Creatures On The Farm
"Trotting at speeds impressive to even the speediest of goats."
"Stealing milk from an unconscious cow."
"Watching clips of sheep shearing on EweTube."
"Trying to talk a suicidal goat down from the barn roof."
"A cow just made eye contact with the milkman and had a nervous breakdown."
"Just gave a cow a Happy Meal but the cow called it a Sad Meal because there's dead cow in it lol."
"Re-reading Fifty Shades of Hay for the fourth time. I'm up to the chapter where Christian Hay trots up to a cow and sucks its udder."
"Just told a turkey to cluck off lol."
"Galloping at speeds not recommended by veterinary surgeons and cows."
"Just tried to kiss a moth but ended up head-butting it to death."
"An insect just got upset and killed another insect. I think it's Sadant Hussein."
"Someone has planted a bomb in the field. It must be Ofarmer bin Laden."
Weird Horse Plays With Song Lyrics
Not unlike @Queen_UK who enjoys messing about or giving alternative renditions of song lyrics, Weird Horse does like to put his own equine twist on some hit songs.
He loves Coldplay's 'I Used To Rule The World'
"I used to rule the farm, cows would moo when I left the barn, now in the morning I sleep alone, with a mane I used to comb."
The Bee-Gees are a favourite of his.
"Tragedy. When you kick a twig and it hits a pig it's tragedy."
Lady GaGa is a big favourite, here's his rendition of Bad Romance
"I want your ugly, I want your disease. Farmer is cautious when he's handling cheese, he wears a glove. Glove glove glove he wears a glove."
And Wheatus are also a favourite
"I'm just a teenage horsebag baby."
And Gotye's recent hit 'Somebody That I Used To Know'
"But you didn't have to cut mane off. Make out like we never trotted and that we were nothing."
And of course, Maroon 5 'Moves Like Jagger' gets the Weird Horse treatment too.
"I've got the hooves like Jagger."
October 4th - Weird Horse is cashing in on the latest craze.....
"Trotting around the farm, Gangnam style."
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I hope I have convinced you that if you need something to tickle your chuckle button every day, Weird Horse is a good place to start.
Weird Horse is one of Twitter' sillier tweeters but we all need some silliness in our lives from time to time and Weird Horse is very funny.
You can sign up for Twitter by clicking here. Go on.....Weird Horse is waiting for you with the goats, pigs, geese, swans, slugs, snails and cows. Who knew a day on the farm would be so much fun.
Many thanks for reading.