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Funniest titles for chat shows: Jerry Springer versus Jeremy Kyle

Updated on June 19, 2013

Don't chat shows have the funniest titles/themes?

Everybody has seen them: The chat shows which on the surface claim to be helping normal people in dealing with their problems... but in reality actively hunt down the most bizarre social situations and bear-bait them onto the TV show and instigate further drama.

If you live in America, you've probably seen the all-famous Jerry Springer show, in which the most bizarre confessions have come to light on live TV - many of which end in violence.

If you live in England you have probably experienced the righteous fury of Jeremy Kyle on a weekday morning aggressively setting people's issues straight.

So here, I have compiled two lists:

  1. Some of the most bizarre Jeremy Kyle themes or titles I've come across
  2. Some of the most bizarre Jerry Springer themes or titles I've come across

Enjoy!

Funny Jeremy Kyle Themes: 10 of the best

Theme
My kids are black and angry
Is my boyfriend also my brother?
Why deny paternity just because the baby is ginger?
Prove I'm a dad... then I'll prove I haven't slept with my mum!
My mum's a 62 year old pensioner who won't stop sleeping around
How can I be your baby's dad when I'm not Asian?
Even if my son is yours he'll call my girlfriend dad
I married my daughter's boyfriend
You can't get married whilst you're still married to me!
Will my fiance run off with her gay best friend?

Funny Jerry Springer Themes: 10 of the best

Theme
I'm happy I cut off my legs
I broke the world's sex record
I strip with my family
I'm in love with a serial killer
Lil' cousins, big problems & a tranny
I'm dating my son's grandfather
I'm pregnant by my brother
Woman in labor confronts mistress
My grandma is a pimp
The case of the missing panties

Which show has the funniest titles/themes?

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    • writeyourwrongs profile imageAUTHOR

      John Crowley 

      6 years ago from Sheffield

      No problem, glad you enjoyed it :-)

    • mattdigiulio profile image

      mattdigiulio 

      6 years ago

      This is hilarious. I'm bookmarking this -- thank you for sharing. Voting up.

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