Have You Heard This Joke?
A South Carolina lawyer visits a New York City brothal. He is greeted at the door by the madam. She invites him in and inquired how she could help him. He requests to see Jenny. She informs him, “Sir, Jenny is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you want to see someone else.”
”No! I need to see Jenny.“ he tells her. The madam leaves the room and returns with a blonde that she introduces as Jenny.
Jenny explains that her fee is a thousand dollars. The lawyer pays and the two of them go upstairs to a room. An hour later, the lawyer leaves.
The next day the lawyer returns and ask for Jenny again. He gives her another thousand dollars and they go upstairs for an hour. Afterwards, he leaves.
The next day, he returns. Jenny is astonished to see him back again but she informs him that there isn’t any discount her fee is still a thousand dollars. He pays and they go upstairs.
When they finish, Jenny tells him that no one has ever came back to her three consecutive days in a roll because she’s too expensive and she asks him where he‘s from. “South Carolina,” he answers her. ”Really?” says Jenny. “I have family in South Carolina.” “I know,” said the lawyer. “I’m your sister‘s attorney. Your mother died and she asked me to bring you your $3,000 inheritance.”
There are three things in life that are certain: death, taxes and getting screwed by a lawyer.
