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Hilarious Videos, Jokes and Classified Ads to Keep You on the Light Side of Life

Updated on March 1, 2020
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Audrey's desire to help others respect and understand human behavior led her to study psychology at UCLA.

Humor Is Healthy

Laughter is the universal language.
Laughter is the universal language. | Source

Why Laughter Is Good For You

Laughter is contagious. Ever found that you start laughing just because others laugh?

Laughter researcher, Robert R.Provine, said: "Laughter is a mechanism everyone has; laughter is part of the universal human vocabulary. There are thousands of languages, hundreds of thousands of dialects, but everyone speaks laughter in pretty much the same way.” Everyone can laugh. Babies have the ability to laugh before they ever speak. Children who are born blind and deaf still retain the ability to laugh.

Laughter gives you a natural high. It lights up the reward center of your brain and releases feel-good chemicals, including dopamine and endorphins.

And do you know that laughter can raise your heart rate 10% to 20%? If you can manage to laugh for 15 minutes every day, you could laugh off 4 pounds in a year.

Jokes About Men

The following are from my personal collection:

Men Jokes

  • A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the
    happiest woman in the world...'
    The woman replies, 'I'll miss you......
  • Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
    A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.
  • Men are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
  • It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower.. 'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
  • While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world...then He made the earth round.

Wedding Humor And Classified Ads To Make You Laugh

  • Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way, they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.

  • A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home.

"I will have to go home and come back later."
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."
So he opens his shirt revealing some curly silver hair.

She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.

She says, "You should have dropped your pants... You might have
gotten disability too."

Hilarious Classified Ads

  • FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
  • FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
  • FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
  • GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 Lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
  • FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat, been out awhile.. Better be a reward.
  • COWS, CALVES, NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale
  • NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
  • GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
  • NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened used once
  • JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
  • FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

  "Billy the Pig"
"Billy the Pig" | Source
 " A full tummy"
" A full tummy" | Source

Joke About An Elderly Woman And One About A Young Boy

  • An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, 'They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.
  • At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

Later in the week, his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

Funny Women Jokes

The Wife

  • A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. And do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.

If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.

  • Men who seek to be equal with men lack ambition ~ Timothy Leary
  • Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking ~ Bill Vaughan
  • Women are like telephones they like to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong buttons you could be disconnected.

The human race has only one really effective weapon, and that is laughter

~ Mark Twain

Why Laughter Is Healthy

Laughter Really is the Best Medicine. Here are a few facts on why laughter is good for the mind, body and even the soul.

  • Laughter really does burn calories - 10 to 15 minutes of hearty laughter can burn 50 calories.
  • Humor may raise the level of infection-fighting antibodies.
  • Laughter, along with an active sense of humor, may help protect you against a heart attack.
  • Laughter immediately reduces stress and worry.
  • The only reason to take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  • "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny Youngman

And here is one of my favorites:

  • 3 Doctors are at a Convention talking Shop. The first Doctor says: "I love doing surgery on Artists, they are so colorful: red Hearts, pink Stomachs, green Spleens."

The next Doctor says: "Me, I love doing surgery on Accountants, open them up and all their Parts are numbered, makes it very easy.”

The third Doctor says: "I love doing surgery on Lawyers, they have no Heart, they have no Guts and the Head and the Ass are interchangeable!"

  • Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, 'What do you think about all this Satan stuff?'

The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad."

  • Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says,"My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.."

The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."

The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"

Learning to find humor in the little things that go on around you is going to add years to your life. If you look hard enough and long enough, you can always find something to laugh about. And if you can't manage a good old giggle, then even a smile will help you to have a better day. I laugh at myself almost every day. It's either laugh or cry and I prefer to laugh.

Learning to live on the "light side" is a choice. If you are looking at the glass as "half empty", only you have the power to see that same glass as "half full".

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© 2011 Audrey Hunt


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    • vocalcoach profile imageAUTHOR

      Audrey Hunt 

      6 years ago from Pahrump NV


      Thank you my friend for enjoying my hub to make you laugh. We will all lead a happier life if we practiced laughing more. I even laugh at myself...especially when a do something stupid.

      Blessings to you and thanks for sharing.



      How nice to see you here. Glad you liked my hub on laughter. My best to you.


      Good to have you back and so glad you had a good laugh. Take care now.


      I'm with you Mary - no off-colored jokes for me. My favorite one is the Bush video. I really don't think he realized how funny he was at times. Take care.

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      Mary Hyatt 

      6 years ago from Florida

      I love a good joke as long as it isn't a dirty one! Yours are very funny; I enjoyed the laugh. Thanks.

    • Joy56 profile image


      6 years ago

      Doing the rounds years later and still making me laugh..... Great hub.

    • Rota profile image


      6 years ago

      interesting idea for a hub - very cool

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      Chitrangada Sharan 

      6 years ago from New Delhi, India

      That was really funny and hilarious! Thanks for sharing this and as you said it so rightly, laughter is so necessary for good health.

      Lovely hub that lifted up my mood. Thanks, shared on HP and voted up!

    • vocalcoach profile imageAUTHOR

      Audrey Hunt 

      7 years ago from Pahrump NV


      You are so welcome! Laughter is one of the best ways to reduce stress. I love to laugh. Enjoy the moment!

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      Oyewole Folarin 

      7 years ago from Lagos

      Thanks for the favor you rendered to me today. I over stressed myself this morning, while these funny videos I watched eased away all the stress. Thanks once again!

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      Thelma Alberts 

      9 years ago from Germany

      Thank you for the laughs. If I have not found a joke for a day, I´ll do laughter yoga. It´s great to have laugh than not laugh at all. Thanks for SHARING.

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      9 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Thank you for the laughs! My brain appreciates it as does my stress level. I won't be selling my washer and dryer anytime soon:)

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      LJ Scott 

      9 years ago from Phoenix, Az.

      It truly is the best medicine... This is something everyone needs to read... especially those grouches!!! So I voted it up, and will share definitely!

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      Mary Craig 

      9 years ago from New York

      Now that's how to get a laugh out of a bunch of hubbers! Everyone can use a laugh and a ray of sunshine and that's what this hub was!

      Voted up and funny.

    • vocalcoach profile imageAUTHOR

      Audrey Hunt 

      9 years ago from Pahrump NV

      jack - It's in my box - will look at it tonight. Thanks.

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      9 years ago from Brisbane, Australia

      That's ok :)

      Did you get my message it might have been sent by email? I was wanted to make sure you got it.

    • vocalcoach profile imageAUTHOR

      Audrey Hunt 

      9 years ago from Pahrump NV

      Hi Jack - Thanks so much for visiting and leaving a comment. Laughter is good for the heart and soul!

    • jackcoburn profile image


      9 years ago from Brisbane, Australia

      I love to laugh so thank you for your great hub. :)

    • vocalcoach profile imageAUTHOR

      Audrey Hunt 

      9 years ago from Pahrump NV

      writer 20 ~ 9 months ago you left me a wonderful and welcomed comment...I just found it! So glad I did. I want to thank you. Best wishes to you!

    • vocalcoach profile imageAUTHOR

      Audrey Hunt 

      9 years ago from Pahrump NV

      WD Curry 111 - I'm so glad the Spirit led you here my friend. And you have made me feel that I have written something worth while. Keep on laughing - life is short!

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      WD Curry 111 

      9 years ago from Space Coast

      I have been working too hard and getting nowhere. I can't afford a vacation. I followed the Spirit in here for some relief. Thanks, I needed that! Recharged and ready to go!

    • vocalcoach profile imageAUTHOR

      Audrey Hunt 

      10 years ago from Pahrump NV

      Support Med. - Laughter is so good for us. Glad that you had a few! Thanks, my friend. vc

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      Support Med. 

      10 years ago from Michigan

      These are hilarious!!!! Thanks for sharing the laughter. v/r

    • vocalcoach profile imageAUTHOR

      Audrey Hunt 

      10 years ago from Pahrump NV

      neeleshkulkarni - So glad that you found a few laughs here. I always look forward to your comments. Thanks.

      mentalist acer - What a nice comment - gee, thank you so much. And I love your new avatar. Hope your day is you!

      Dear Amy - I haven't watch the show "Curb Your Enthusiasm", but I will now. I am always looking for laughter (it just feels so good). So thank you, my friend. :)

      Realhousewife - Loved the lawyer joke. I think of it whenever I need to interrupt a negative thought. Thanks and have an awesome day! :) VC

      hello, hello - Very happy that this hub was timely for you. I always love hearing from you, my friend. Keep smiling!

      b.malin - So great to know that you got your daily dose of laughter right here. My ears are always wired to locate a joke or laugh. Thank you for liking my avatar.

      And thank you for liking little old me :)

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      Joyce Haragsim 

      10 years ago from Southern Nevada

      Thank you for cheering my day up, greathub

    • jtrader profile image


      10 years ago

      Thanks for the cheer!

    • vocalcoach profile imageAUTHOR

      Audrey Hunt 

      10 years ago from Pahrump NV

      attemptedhumour - well, I just read your "ladder" hub and am still laughing. So listen up hubbers - after reading and commenting and rating (whew) my hub, go check out an even better one written by attemptedhumour.


    • attemptedhumour profile image


      10 years ago from Australia

      Hi VC, you posted some great jokes with punch lines that packed a punch. Yes laughter is an important part of our being. It's healthy and enjoyable too, so keep it coming. Cheers.

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      Audrey Hunt 

      10 years ago from Pahrump NV

      prasetio, my wonderful friend. You are so right, when you say that "the world looks so empty without a laugh". Thank you for adding this to my hub. When I have a bad interruption during my day, I try to find something amusing, which is usually myself :) We can always laugh at ourselves, right? You are the best, pras, and I send you my love and blessings. vc

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      10 years ago from malang-indonesia

      I love laugh and joke. The world looks so empty without laugh. I agree with you that laugh is the best medicine. We don't need to pay for this. Actually I had wrote about this. Well done, my friend. Rated up as usual. I'll press all buttons here. Cheers...


    • vocalcoach profile imageAUTHOR

      Audrey Hunt 

      10 years ago from Pahrump NV

      Ashantina - I am thrilled to know that this hub gave you a few laughs. That's so great! Appreciate your stopping by and leaving me great comments. Here's a hug for you too! :)

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      Audrey Hunt 

      10 years ago from Pahrump NV

      TheListLady - Oh, yes - the ones who have a great sense of humor always are highest on my list of friends and family. Absolutely. Laughter can change my dark times to light and happy - and it only takes one laugh to do it! Thanks, my friend. :)

    • Ashantina profile image


      10 years ago

      Love-love-love this vocalcoach!! Esp the men/women jokes. Boy did I need a laugh today... Thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning:)


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      Audrey Hunt 

      10 years ago from Pahrump NV

      Fossillady - Just loved your comments. I actually laughed as I read them. You are so refreshing. And, I loved the corgi dogs singing too. I wonder how they were trained to do that? Thanks, wonderful one, for making me laugh. :)

    • TheListLady profile image


      10 years ago from New York City

      Hahahah - I had quite a few laughs here - thanks so much! And isn't it great when you realize you have certain family and friends still in your life because you have the same sense of humor. I know I am going to laugh when I catch up with certain people.

      Thanks a million and rated up.

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      Audrey Hunt 

      10 years ago from Pahrump NV

      jayababy - Oh,I thank you for such a supportive and welcomed comment. So glad to have met you here on HP. Take care! :)vocalcoach

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      Audrey Hunt 

      10 years ago from Pahrump NV

      Breakfastpop - Yes, it really does feel good to laugh. And I am so pleased that you found a laugh or two right here! Now go have some dark chocolate :)

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      Audrey Hunt 

      10 years ago from Pahrump NV

      lulu - It makes me feel good to know that my hub brought you some laughter. We all need more of it. Thank you for visiting. :) vocalcoach

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      LULU SUE1987 

      10 years ago

      Thanks for some good laughs, I needed it.

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      Audrey Hunt 

      10 years ago from Pahrump NV

      prairieprincess - It makes me happy to hear that you enjoyed a few laughs and liked the corgi song. Thanks so much!

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      10 years ago

      Thanks so much for the laugh. It feels so good! Up and funny...

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      10 years ago from Visakhapatnam

      Wow! wonderful post. Great share. Keep it up.

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      Audrey Hunt 

      10 years ago from Pahrump NV

      cwarden - I am so glad I read your comment just now. I needed a chuckle (other than this hub), and I laughed out loud at the images of your dog's reactions to the corgi video. Great - just great! I thank you soooooo much!!

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      10 years ago from USA

      Thanks so much - this was great! My daughter and I spent quite a while laughing at my dog's reactions to the Corgi video. I bet we played it over a dozen times. Priceless... like you!!!

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      Sharilee Swaity 

      10 years ago from Canada

      Vocalcoach, you definitely made me laugh out loud! I especially loved those little Corgies. Thanks for the mental break!

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      Kathi Mirto 

      10 years ago from Fennville

      Oh, I shall bookmark this for laughs!! Fun, fun and more fun! Those dogs are the smartest dogs I've ever seen..the video was to die for! The first men joke threw me off at first,then I got it! I think it was my favorite! hee hee! Thank you dear for sharing the best of life "laughter"

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      Audrey Hunt 

      10 years ago from Pahrump NV

      Sylvia - Thank you. Hubpages has asked me to re-do this hub because of duplication. Not sure if I can, because all the humor are collections of mine which I have had for a long time. However, I did add more funnies to this one. I sure appreciate your sharing with me.

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      Audrey Hunt 

      10 years ago from Pahrump NV

      Happyboomernurse - I, too was laughing out loud at Bush's speeches. I love to laugh, period. Laughing is a good way to remind us not to take ourselves too seriously. Thank you for your comments. See you soon!

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      Audrey Hunt 

      10 years ago from Pahrump NV

      drbj - I always treasure your comments, my friend. And "Uncle Miltie" sure knew his stuff. A sense of humor comes before intelligence in my book as well. Thank you, always, for your support. I always and forever appreciate it.:) vocalcoach

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      Audrey Hunt 

      10 years ago from Pahrump NV

      Truckstop Sally - I loved the doggie video too. Wonder how the trainer managed to do that? Thanks so much for sharing your thoughts and have a great and fun day!

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      Audrey Hunt 

      10 years ago from Pahrump NV

      lulu - so nice to see you here. Very glad you had a laugh or two. Remember to take a laugh break every day, at least once. Going to go pay you a visit now!

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      LULU SUE1987 

      10 years ago

      Good stuff, I needed a laugh.

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      b. Malin 

      10 years ago

      First off, I LOVE your "New Picture" you look Great! Laughter is the Best Medicine and sometimes we just don't do Enough of it...But with this Hub, I certainly got my Laugh Medicine, It was Wonderful Vocalcoach, can't thank you enough. Gotta Love those singing Dogs.

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      Audrey Hunt 

      10 years ago from Pahrump NV

      thoughtforce ~ I'm delighted to find that you enjoyed this, Tina. I, too, like men and women jokes most of all.

      And kids are famous for saying exactly what they think, which can be quite humorous. I will enjoy the weekend, hot 'tho it may be, and you do the same.

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      Audrey Hunt 

      10 years ago from Pahrump NV

      marcoujor - Wonderful! A person just can't get too much laughter. Would like to know more about your teaching holistic. This is a subject I am very interested in. You are such a glorious person to know - thank you, my friend.

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      Truckstop Sally 

      10 years ago

      Thanks for a fun hub! Loved the jokes and the dogs barking too!

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      drbj and sherry 

      10 years ago from south Florida

      You may know already, Audrey, that the two characteristics I prize the most are a sense of humor and intelligence. And the first is even more significant than the second.

      I agree with you wholeheartedly, we all need a daily ration of laughter. I think it was Milton Berle who once said, "Laughter is an instant vacation." Amen!

      Thank you for the great jokes, the funny videos (the Corgis were terrific) and this exceptional hub.

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      Maria Jordan 

      10 years ago from Jeffersonville PA


      I have missed you and been busy doing some Holistic teaching. I had to LAUGH as my students gave some presentations today and one of the best was on "Laughter, Humor and Play!" I feel blessed to get a double header by smiling through your amazing Hub, so thank you very much!

      And, Amy, "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is by Larry David, the creator of Seinfeld! Watch long enough and you will see some similarities in the theme... hilarious and droll!

      Voted UP & FUNNY & AWESOME- have a great weekend, mar!

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      Christina Lornemark 

      10 years ago from Sweden

      A wonderful hub! It is a lovely feeling to read good jokes and I especially like the men and women jokes, it is my kind of humor:) Thanks for the laughter and I hope you have a good weekend!


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      Kelly Umphenour 

      10 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      You are singing my song Vocalcoach! Sweet, excellent, awesome, useful and beautiful!

      I'll tell you one: what happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? He gets taller;)!!!!

      I'm sharing on FB!

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      Amy Becherer 

      10 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Dear Vocalcoach, This is a great topic and was so much fun to read. I hadn't thought of the universal language of laughter. Brilliant.

      One night when I'd had another day that kept sleep at bay, I discovered a TV series called "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and I laughed so hard I had no trouble getting to sleep afterwards. Now, I always manage to stay awake to watch it. Free therapy for my soul. Laughter is magic! So are you, lovely lady. Thank you

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      Audrey Hunt 

      10 years ago from Pahrump NV

      Dusty - Good morning! :) Gosh, it must hurt to laugh and you still support my hub. I really did write this for you ... but in so doing, ouch! And yes, Bush did speak his mind - unlike barry who's mind is all over the place and his promises are a joke! Thanks, my friend. Sending you healing energy :) VC

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      50 Caliber 

      10 years ago from Arizona

      Great hub, on a topic that hurts right now but I just had to to hurt, God Bless President Bush, he may not have been the greatest man ever to lead this nation but he spoke his mind even when it was blank, and provided humor for us, a good quality, the like barry has yet to do.

      Thanks for the start of the day with a laugh, dust

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      Audrey Hunt 

      10 years ago from Pahrump NV

      Movie Master - That is also my favorite. I beleive we need humor today more than ever. So glad to see you and hope you come back for more. Thanks!

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      Audrey Hunt 

      10 years ago from Pahrump NV

      So nice to see you! I'm hopping over to your place right now. :)

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      JP Carlos 

      10 years ago from Quezon CIty, Phlippines

      Thanks for the laugh!

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      Movie Master 

      10 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi vocalcoach, you're right, you can't beat a good laugh to make you feel good inside, the sick husband joke is so funny!

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      Hello, hello, 

      10 years ago from London, UK

      You have done me a great sevice in sending his timely hub for a laugh. Thank you.

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      Mentalist acer 

      10 years ago from A Voice in your Mind!

      If you can be amused easily,then you're most probably a master of many things.Thanks for sharing vocalcoach.;)

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      Audrey Hunt 

      10 years ago from Pahrump NV

      Fiddleman - Hahahaha!!!! Love the Bush joke. Had to run into the kitchen and share it with my son. Very funny. And I, too, laugh at myself - quite regularly. :)

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      Audrey Hunt 

      10 years ago from Pahrump NV

      Lita - Now that is funny! You were wearing your specs the whole time. LOL - Thanks for being the first to read this. I'm just thrilled that you had some healthy laughs.

      Stay happy!

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      10 years ago

      Great one vocalcoach, I love to laugh and sometimes the hardest I have laughed has been at myself. As you have already said it is healthy and we need more levity in our lives, especially in this day. Did you hear the one about George Bush when he went to California and was ordering from the menu. Looking over the menu and the top of his glasses, he told the waitress,"I believe I'll have the quickie." Laura corrected him immediately and and said, "Honey, I believe the correct pronunciation of what you are ordering is "Quiche!"

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      10 years ago from new delhi

      the devil sued God, the devil won hands down- he had all he lawyers!!!

      i used to love lawyer jokes but then my older daughter went and became a lawyer and the younger one married one-

      the jokes are now realllllllly on me.

      some good ones vc.

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      Gail Sobotkin 

      10 years ago from South Carolina

      This hub was wonderful. Was laughing out loud over the President Bush "speech" bloopers and the kid quotes at the end of this hub.

      Thanks for giving me a stress break.

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      Sylvia Van Peebles 

      10 years ago from Southern California

      I loved the one about the wife with the husband who was sick! LOL Laughter truly IS the best medicine! Great hub!

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      Lita C. Malicdem 

      10 years ago from Philippines

      Those kid stuffs are for adults also! You just made my day, I laughed. "Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone".

      I was almost at my wits' end looking for my reading glass. I couldn't stay away from my laptop, I must sign out first. So I did. Gracious, that was easy! On rising for the bathroom, I happened to looked at my image in the mirror and I laughed aloud. My eyeglasses were on! LOL!


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