Homer Simpson Quotes Top 15
Homer Simpson
Homer Relaxing at Home
Homerisms
The world according to Homer Simpson, my top 15 Homer Simpson Quotes.
15) If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing!
14) If it doesn't have Siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.
13) English? who needs that? I'm never going to England.
12) Roads are just a suggestion, Marge, Just like Pants.
11) Is the poop deck really what I think it is?
10) Vampires are make-believe, just like elves,gremlins and Eskimos.
09) Stupidity got us into this mess- and stupidity will get us out.
08) If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why'd he make them so tasty?
07) A woman is like a beer,they look good, they smell good and you'd step over your own mother to get one.
06) Donuts- is there anything they can't do?
05) It takes two to lie, Marge - one to lie and one to listen.
04) Kids you tried your best and failed miserably. the lesson is never try.
03) Pork chops and bacon my two favorite animals.
02) If the Bible has taught us anything - which it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports like hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing and such and such.
and we have a joint number 1)
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
and) Homer no function beer well without.
Simpsons Movie Trailer
About Homer Simpson
Birthplace: North Carolina.
Height: Six feet tall.
Weight: Fluctuates from 239 to a whopping 315 lbs.!
Residence: Evergreen Terrace, the nicest upper-lower-middle class section of Springfield.
Occupation: Safety inspector at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.
Likes: Donuts and Duff Beer.
Dislikes: His boss, Mr. Burns, and his neighbor, Ned Flanders.
Love him or hate him Homer Simpson is one of the funniest characters on TV
Comments
That movie trailer is hilarious. I'm hoping this movie will have the humor of a bunch of episodes all rolled into one. I don't know if I have ever been so anxious for a movie to be out already.
You just have to love the guy :) Trailer is great!
My favorites are 13, 4, and 2. :)
Nice list.
my favorite is "Alcohol: the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems"
Homer and I share a lot of the same philosophies of life. ;-)
18 years of the Simpsons? I remember when they were just skits on Tracey Ullman. Omigod I am so old. :(
My favorite is No. 8 - If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why'd he make them so tasty? ;)
Great quotes.
you have the nerve to go and write another websight which is probely as brainless as the suiced dog one you dog hater wack job
ps i ( i love simpsoms)
d'oh!
Enjoyed the quotes and have built a hub around the notion of The Homer Simpson Effect and Nuclear Disasters! Thanks.
Jimmy, I agree with Homer about most things - why did God make anmals so tasty? Brilliant hub, LMAO...voted uo and shared.
Great hub. I loved it! What about "I'm so hungry I can eat an Arby's" ...can't argue with him about Donuts and bacon, because, they're two of my favorite things....
Great hub - voted up
John
Jimmy, I loved em all. I wish I could pick a fav. Hilarious, Homer is quite the character, thank you and Happy Birthday!
My favourite - This is everyone's fault but mine!
Jimmy.....I know this is a very popular program. Seems the Simpson's are everyone's favorite family.
I see the commercials and hear the chatter when people talk about Homer and Marge, & that annoying baby of theirs....etc..I'm sure you can tell I've never watched even one episode.
But, I can tell you, your hub has made me realize I know quite a few REAL LIFE Homers!!! lol.....UP & funny
I have to confess that I Never saw an episode, but will have to do so now. I worked for a guy who took a lot of pride Homer as a role model and he lived in Springfield, Oregon, across the river from Eugene, Oregon where I live. Anyway, these quotes have convinced me.
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