How To Become A Writer
The first step to becoming a writer is knowing how to write. If you know how to write then you can be a writer.
The next step to becoming a writer is to start a blog and write to your heart’s content. In order to start and maintain a blog you will need two things: a computer and internet access. Both of those two things cost money and because the odds of making it as a paid writer are slim to none you won’t be able to afford three things: a computer, WiFi, and a place to live.
First you will need a library card because libraries have public computers and internet access. The next thing you will have to do is move into a homeless shelter. The homeless shelter will provide you with a cot to sleep on every night, your local soup kitchen will provide you with free meals and you can walk to the library to work on your blog.
This is the life of your average writer.
